Aries: fight me

Taurus: they spelled my name wrong on the Starbucks cup

Gemini: I can't even

Cancer: this mayonnaise is too spicy

Leo: I'm so gay for (insert celebrity here)

Virgo: buy me pizza and touch my butt

Libra: I love Lana Del Ray

Scorpio: do these leggings match my uggs?

Sagittarius: same

Capricorn: what do you mean you haven't seen Mean Girls

Aquarius: Nutella is bae

Pisces: RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!

I'm not gonna question some of these....

And I hope the title isn't offensive to anyone! It's just what the title is called from the thing I got this from.

Also, I actually haven't seen Mean Girls. I started it with my friend, but it was late and I had a headache so I couldn't really focus on it.