The signs as family-

Aries- The insane grandmother/grandfather.

Taurus- The cool uncle/aunt.

Gemini- The old-ass grandfather/grandmother.

Cancer- The great-great grandmother/grandfather with funny stories.

Leo- The vodka aunt/uncle.

Virgo- The kindhearted dog.

Libra- The annoying brother/sister.

Scorpio- The wine mom/dad.

Sagittarius- The enraged grandfather/grandmother.

Capricorn- The beer dad/mom. 

Aquarius- The rude ass little sister/brother.

Pisces- The psycho little cousin.