Signs at school:

Aries: "SOMEONE, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Taurus: *Blinks* *Gets yelled by the teacher*

Gemini: "I never realized how easily homework is."

Cancer: "OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!"

Leo: "I can do this."

Virgo: "Is that little shit picking his nose, omfg I'm gonna expose him."

Libra: *Texting different friends in different classes*

Scorpio: "This school will be on fire. Soon."

Sagittarius: "I'm smarter than everyone here."

Capricorn: *Loud, heavy breathing*

Aquarius: "Only 4 hours, 26 minutes and 48 seconds to go!"

Pisces: "My life is terrible."