"YOU'RE PREGNANT!"

Aries: "Wait, what?"

Taurus: "I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want."

Gemini: "Please be twins!"

Cancer: *Already has room themes ready*

Leo: "My kid is going to be more perfect than I am."

Virgo: "..."

Libra: *Celebratory round of shots* "Oh fuck."

Scorpio: "Ew, what?"

Sagittarius: "YOOOO!"

Capricorn: *Crying happily*

Aquarius: *Apologizes for future child*

Pisces: "NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!!"