Why they are problematic:

Aries: Your mom still does your laundry.

Taurus: You're an awful gardener and kills every plant you touch.

Gemini: You read books for fun.

Cancer: all of you literally look like you're 12.

Leo: Puns.

Virgo: You can't watch scary movies.

Libra: You have the most absolute worst way of direction. 

Scorpio: Most likely to hate memes.

Sagittarius: You double dip everything and I hate it.

Capricorn: Pokemon.

Aquarius: To be honest the dad jokes need to stop.

Pisces: Still emo and always.