Stressed out:

Aries: *kicks something* FUCK! FUCK! DAMMIT!

Taurus: *lays down*

Gemini: *calls a friend and vents*

Cancer: *cries* I hate this!

Leo: Why?! SDYLGIUGIUGU?!

Virgo: *deep breathes* It's okay.

Libra: *takes a bath or shower*

Scorpio: *eats* Whatever.

Sagittarius: GRRRRR!

Capricorn: Well, I'm fucked.

Aquarius: *sighs and slumps on a table*

Pisces: I HATE MY LIFE!!! *becomes Satan*