Aries: Hates you, but loves you.

Taurus: Lazy, but will do anything for money.

Gemini: Fake, but super sweet.

Cancer: Smiling, but depressed. 

Leo: Thinks they're right, but they're really wrong.

Virgo: Prude, but really wants to someone to rip their clothes off.

Libra: Harsh, but supportive.

Scorpio: Angry, but protective.

Sagittarius: Mean, but always kidding.

Capricorn: Nice, but judgmental.

Aquarius: Silly, but very intelligent.

Pisces: Friendly, but wants to secretly wants to murder you.