Life after a near death experience:

Aries: Probably laughing.

Taurus: Needs to sit down.

Gemini: "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT!"

Cancer: Too stunned to cry.

Leo: "Let's do that again!"

Virgo: Holding back tears.

Libra: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Scorpio: "Chill."

Sagittarius: Blocks it from their memory.

Capricorn: Full on break down.

Aquarius: "I SAW THE LIGHT!"

Pisces: "I'm gonna write this in my diary."