Signs as parents:

Aries: Soccer parent

Taurus: Helicopter parent

Gemini: Stage parent

Cancer: Party parent

Leo: Gluten-free parent

Virgo: DIY pinterest parent

Libra: Suburban wine parent

Scorpio: Barbecue parent

Sagittarius: Homeschool parent

Capricorn: Facebook parent

Aquarius: Bake-sale parent

Pisces: Lacrosse parent