When their stub they're toe:

Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! *breaks down the door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN.

Gemini: FIGHT ME, STUPID DOOR!

Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*

Leo: screams while lying face down on the floor

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES!

Libra: Goodbye cruel world.

Scorpio: *rips door from door hinges* NO MORE!

Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP

Capricorn: *bites their fist* No, I'm fine I swear it isn't broken.

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!

Pisces: BUT WHY ME!!!! *plays dramatic music in the background*