Their thoughts everyday-

Aries- I'm better than all of you assholes.

Taurus- I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini- I am going to pretend that I care about what you said.

Cancer- I need hugs and cookies.

Leo- Fuck you bitch, I'm fabulous, bow down to me.

Virgo- You're all uncultured swines.

Libra- Stop war, hug more.

Scorpio- I'm tired of all your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius- I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn- Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.

Aquarius- I'm hot and gay.

Pisces- Fuck my life.