This so-good trailer is made by the exceptional -madbarryx
Thanks a lot for this shower of creativity!

Aries:Army
Taurus: To not have a job, but receive pay checks
Gemini: Assassin
Cancer: Astronaut
Leo: Meme Farmer
Virgo: Whatever they have to do to get rich
Libra: Baker
Scorpio: Dictator
Sagittarius: Stripper
Capricorn: Doctor
Aquarius: Lawyer
Pisces: Actor/ Actress

Dedicated to BethX-