Where the Signs are at a party
Aries: sleeping
Taurus: DJing
Gemini: texting Libra
Cancer: climbing something
Leo: reading crack fanfiction to their friends
Virgo: trying to start a game of truth or dare
Libra: texting Gemini
Scorpio: making out with someone
Sagittarius: eating constantly
Capricorn: trying to talk to people
Aquarius: in the bathroom to avoid social activity
Pisces: starting a fight

The Signs' Biggest Fears
Aries: Ghosts
Taurus: Themselves
Gemini: Their Grades/School
Cancer: Heights
Leo: The Dark
Virgo: Death
Libra: Rejection
Scorpio: Weapons
Sagittarius: Ouija Boards
Capricorn: Spiders
Aquarius: Diseases
Pisces: Bears
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The Signs as Musicals
Aries: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Taurus: West Side Story
Gemini: Hairspray
Cancer: Aladdin
Leo: Bye Bye Birdie
Virgo: Beauty and the Beast
Libra: Les Miserables
Scorpio: Matilda the Musical
Sagittarius: Spring Awakening
Capricorn: Footloose
Aquarius: Kinky Boots
Pisces: Legally Blonde
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Favorite Foods
Aries: Oranges
Taurus: Ham
Gemini: Ice Cream
Cancer: Bread and Butter
Leo: Chocolate
Virgo: Spaghetti
Libra: Macaroni and Cheese
Scorpio: Potatoes
Sagittarius: Anything Vegan
Capricorn: Carrots
Aquarius: Cheese
Pisces: Cherries

What The Signs Need To Do Today:
Aries: Have fun!
Taurus: Face your fears.
Gemini: Be yourself!
Cancer: Study for that test!
Leo: WAKE THE HECK UP
Virgo: Live a little.
Libra: Don't be lazy.
Scorpio: Be more positive!
Sagittarius: Relax! Chill it out.
Capricorn: Eat a carrot, they're delicious.
Aquarius: Stay out of trouble.
Pisces: Treat yo self.
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The Signs as Minor Harry Potter Characters
Aries: Mrs. Norris
Taurus: Peeves
Gemini: Professor Binns
Cancer: Terry Boot
Leo: Madame Maxine
Virgo: Hannah Abbott
Libra: Every Hufflepuff Ever
Scorpio: Pansy Parkinson
Sagittarius: Winky
Capricorn: Dennis Creevey
Aquarius: Marietta Edgecombe
Pisces: Regulus Black

The Signs as Steven Universe Humans
Aries: Peedee Fryman
Taurus: Jamie
Gemini: Lars
Cancer: Kevin
Leo: Kiki Pizza
Virgo: Connie Maheswaran
Libra: Sadie
Scorpio: Jenny Pizza
Sagittarius: Sour Cream
Capricorn: Buck Dewey
Aquarius: Onion
Pisces: Ronaldo Fryman
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The Signs as TV Tropes
Aries: The Dad who is Forcing His Dream on His Child
Taurus: Damsel in Distress
Gemini: Nerd who turns out to be hot without their glasses
Cancer: Stereotypical Gay
Leo: Jock
Virgo: Sarcastic BFF Who Has A Knack For Sewing
Libra: Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Scorpio: The Strong One that Turns Out to be Sensitive
Sagittarius: Nerd that Can Hack Everything
Capricorn: The Dog
Aquarius: Oppressive Adult in the Teen Protagonist's Life
Pisces: The One That Dies

Tallest to Shortest by Sign
Taurus
Leo
Sagittarius
Pisces
Virgo
Capricorn
Cancer
Aquarius
Aries
Libra
Scorpio
Gemini

Cutest Couples
Aries / Capricorn
Taurus / Pisces
Gemini / Libra
Leo / Scorpio
Cancer / Virgo
Aquarius / Sagittarius

App Preferences for IPhone
Aries: Practical ones, like Flashlight and Business apps.
Taurus: Akinator, Cleverbot, and Crystal Ball apps. Mostly computerized guessing games and things.
Gemini: Simulation games like High School Story, Hay Day, Clash of Clans and Dragonvale.
Cancer: Anything that is number one on the charts.
Leo: Games that came out for a movie
Virgo: Social networking such as Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, and Twitter.
Libra: Gets a Japanese ITunes account and buys apps from there
Scorpio: Gets writing and drawing apps.
Sagittarius: Dress up games
Capricorn: Only uses it for calls and Texts
Aquarius: Downloads way too much music
Pisces: Reads IBooks

Favorite Television Programs
Aries: Toddlers and Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Taurus: Duck Dynasty
Gemini: Animes
Cancer: Nick Studio 10 (they get judged for it)
Leo: Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Sherlock
Virgo: Adventure Time and Regular Show
Libra: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and The Hunger Games
Scorpio: Sharknado
Sagittarius: Old Disney Movies
Capricorn: Spongebob and nothing but Spongebob
Aquarius: High School Musical and Camp Rock
Pisces: Old kiddie shows like Hannah Montana, Horseland, and The Wiggles

Dedicated to miss-erika