"Up, up you lazy shits," said Capricorn as she whipped the door open and marched through the boys room.

"What the heck?" asked Aquarius who was watching tv.

"Um... privacy?" asked Libra.

"We've been texting you guys all morning and you didn't reply so now we've come to make you guys get ready for our big day," said Taurus who followed behind Capricorn. Then both of them sat down on either side of Virgo on the couch.

"Hi best friend Cappy! Ugh Taurus is here," said Virgo.

"Guys stop throwing your trash on the sofa, put it in the garbage where it belongs," said Taurus.

"Maybe you should follow your own advice," said Virgo while pointing to the trash can.

"We're all ready except for Leo who "dissapeared" and Sagittarius who's still sleeping," said Pisces who was making himself a smoothie in the kitchen.

"Oh Leo, where did he go? He's certainly not hiding from us, is he?" asked Scorpio while walking through the door.

"What? I'm not hiding! Haha... please don't hurt me," said Leo who climbed out of the cupboard sweating nervously.

"Sagittarius! Get your lazy ass out here!" shouted Scorpio.

"You're not the boss of me! I'm not scared of you!" shouted Sagittarius.

"Come in, Cancer," said Capricorn. Then Cancer walked into the boys room. "Saggi is being a sleepyhead."

"That can be fixed." Then Cancer marched into Sagittarius' room.

"Hey Cancer! What's that pillow for? Why don't you lie down next to me? We can cuddle- ow! What the heck? Ow... stop hitting me with that pillow!"

"It's time to get up," said Cancer.

"Yeah, I don't think so. Ow!"

"Cancer stop hitting Sagittarius with a pillow, we don't tolerate animal abuse," said Aries who sat down beside Taurus.

"Are we to expect anymore unwanted visitors?" asked Libra.

"Unwanted? Aww that totally breaks my heart," said Gemini who walked in and sat down beside Capricorn pretending to look pouty.

"We'll be ready in ten minutes," promised Pisces.

"What he means is get out," said Aquarius who pointed at the door.

"No, I meant we'll be ready in ten minutes because I'm not mean," said Pisces.

Aquarius shrugged. "Then politely tell them to leave."

"You girls are invading our privacy," said Libra.

"You can't just walk into our room like this, we don't whip the door open and walk into your room," said Virgo.

"Says the one who literally did that yesterday," said Taurus.

"Actually I rolled not walked!" Virgo snapped his fingers.

"What are we even going to do?" asked Leo.

"We're going sight seeing," replied Gemini.

***

The zodiacs got off the bus on Ursa Minor.

"Where are we going sight seeing?" asked Leo.

"Can we go sight see in the chocolate factory?" asked Scorpio.

"Our first sight to see is the national monument of the first president," said Capricorn.

"WHAT?" asked everyone else.

"Just kidding. We're going sight seeing another time. Today you'll get the chance to go zip-lining."

"I love you Capricorn!" said Gemini while giving Capricorn a hug. All the other adventurous zodiacs did the same thing.

"Z-zip-lining? Uhhhh..." said Cancer.

"Wait what? I was prepared to go sight seeing," said Pisces.

"This could be fun," said Taurus.

"Don't worry Cancer, if you fall you can just make a water bubble around you and hope that it breaks your fall," said Sagittarius.

"NOT HELPING!"

"Are we going zip-lining down THAT hill?" asked Aquarius who pointed to a huge hill in front of everyone. Capricorn nodded.

"We don't have to climb up there do we?" asked Libra.

"No there's a gondola," explained Capricorn.

"CATCH UP LOSERS!" screamed Aries who ran ahead of everyone else. The rest of the zodiacs ran to catch up with her.

***

The zodiacs were next in line to get on a gondola. They had to split up because only four people could fit into a gondola at a time.

Taurus, Capricorn, Libra and Aquarius were in the first gondola.

"The view from up here is stunning!" said Capricorn.

"See how nice things are when Virgo isn't around?" asked Taurus.

"Yeah. When Virgo is around It's almost as bad as being stuck somewhere with Taurus," said Aquarius. Capricorn and Libra chuckled.

"Guys push Aquarius out," ordered Taurus.

"I can fly."

"Oh, right."

"Let's push Libra out instead!"

"Aqua... we're BOTH air signs," said Libra.

"Haha," laughed Taurus.

"You guys are insane," said Capricorn.

"Join us, the crazy club has room for another person," said Aquarius.

"We're all part of the crazy club," replied Taurus.

"I meant the completely insane club," said Aquarius.

"The completely insane club already contains Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius and you. That's already eight people," said Capricorn.

"Don't forget Cancer when she's corrupted by Scorpio," added Taurus.

"And Pisces because Scorpio and Gemini like trying to corrupt him too," said Libra.

"Taurus can go pretty crazy sometimes too," said Aquarius.

"Like when?" asked Taurus.

"Like when I stole your shampoo."

"That's because you stole my shampoo! How am I supposed to wash my hair if an idiot like you keeps taking it for no reason?" asked Taurus.

"You chased me around the house while yelling you stupid idiot monkey."

"I remember that," said Libra.

"Anyway, I'm the most sane out of all of us, so if I go insane the rest of the world if screwed," said Capricorn.

***

Leo, Aries, Sagittarius and Scorpio were in the next gondola. Aries was looking out the window.

"Imagine... if I were able to take over the world all this pretty scenery could be mine," said Aries.

"We should totally take over the world," said Leo.

"I agree!" said Sagittarius.

"Yes, we can combine our powers and make an unstoppable team," said Scorpio.

"Yeah. I'll be the leader and Scorpio will be my co-leader," said Aries.

"Who said you'll be the leader?" asked Leo.

"Because I'm already the leader of the zodiac," said Aries.

"Yeah that's why someone else should get a turn," said Sagittarius.

"The most powerful one out of all of us should get to be the leader," suggested Leo.

"I am the most powerful," said Aries.

"No you're not," argued Sagittarius.

"Water beats fire so technically I'm stronger than all of you," said Scorpio.

"Not if we kick you out and ask Gemini to join us instead," said Sagittarius. Scorpio glanced at the window.

"You want to talk about people getting "kicked out" right now?" asked Scorpio.

"I'LL BEHAVE!" promised Sagittarius.

"Good."

"Hey, Scorpio would make a great leader," said Aries while elbowing Leo. Leo agreed.

***

Virgo was on one side of the gondola while Gemini, Pisces, and Cancer were squished together on the other side.

"Why are you all over there?" asked Virgo.

"I just want to sit beside my boyfriend," said Gemini.

"I just want to sit beside my best friends," said Cancer.

"I just want to sit," said Pisces.

"You guys don't trust me or something?" asked Virgo.

"Well..." said Gemini.

"It's not that..." said Cancer.

"Woah. I didn't realize how much it sucks knowing you're so untrustworthy that people don't even want to sit by you," said Virgo.

"You did almost throw Libra out of the bus," said Pisces.

"It was an accident," said Virgo.

"Of course it was," said Gemini.

"Prove to us that we can trust you," said Pisces.

"How will I do that?" asked Virgo.

"Figure it out," said Cancer.

"You know what? Fine. Over this vacation I will prove to you guys that I can be a mature and trustworthy person!" promised Virgo. Gemini, Pisces and Cancer looked at each other and died laughing. "What's so funny?"

"If you can do that we'll bake you a cake," promised Gemini.

"Really? Deal!" said Virgo.

"Aww I kind of want to bake a cake," said Pisces.

"Even when he fails we can bake a cake anyway," suggested Cancer.

"Huh? You guys are really convinced that I'm going to fail. I'M READY TO PROVE YOU SUCKERS WRONG!" said Virgo.

"Being mature means no more shouting like that," said Pisces.

"I have to tell Taurus about this deal," said Cancer.

"You get three strikes," said Gemini. "Starting... now."

***

"Virgo is doing what?" asked Capricorn when the zodiacs were waiting in line to go down the zip-line.

"Pfffft at least make a reasonable deal," said Taurus.

"Who thinks Virgo will succeed?" asked Gemini. Scorpio raised her hand. "Who thinks he'll fail?" everyone raised their hands except for Scorpio.

"Why are you guys so mean?" asked Virgo.

"It's just how we are," said Aquarius.

"I think he can do it," said Scorpio.

"Aww Scorpy believes in me!" said Virgo.

"Well I can't imagine having a boyfriend who can't act mature sometimes," said Scorpio.

"Wait... WHAT?!?" asked Virgo.

"Look who's motivated," said Scorpio.

"Guys it's almost our turn," said Aries who was jumping up and down from excitement.

"We're so high up," said Cancer who was almost shaking because she was so nervous.

"Wait! I have an idea!" said Sagittarius. Then he took off his hoodie and gave it to Cancer. Cancer seemed to relax a bit.

"That helps, thanks Saggi."

"Who wants to bet Pisces will scream the loudest?" asked Gemini.

"I probably will but at least my scream isn't high pitched. Can't say the same for Leo," said Pisces.

"Excuse you. My scream is fabulous, much like everything else I do," said Leo.

"If you're so fabulous then why don't you go first?" asked Libra.

"Sure. Watch how it's done," said Leo as he moved to the front of the group. Then he walked up to the zip-line and a guy helped strap him in.

"Want to go normal, face first or do you want to do a really cool pose?" asked the guy.

"Really cool pose," replied Leo.

"Okay. Can you do a handstand for a second?" asked the guy.

"Uh... sure," replied Leo. Then he did a handstand. The guy finished strapping him into the zipline.

"Wait, I'm going upside down?" asked Leo.

(This is what going upside down would look like)

"Yeah. Ready?" asks the guy.

"Hell yeah!" replied Leo. "Watch me guys. I'm about to fly- AHHHHHHHHHH!" The guy pushed Leo down. Trees zoomed past him. "WOOOOHOOOOOOO!" Leo felt the blood rush to his face. "LOOK AT ME I'M SO FABULOUS!" When Leo got to the bottom someone unhooked him from the zip-line.

***

"I-I can't do it," said Cancer who was still at the top.

"Cancer we're the only two left. We have to go now," said Taurus.

"You go first!" said Cancer.

"If I go now you won't go at all," said Taurus.

"So?" asked Cancer.

"Would you feel more comfortable going together?" asked the guy.

"I-I guess," said Cancer. Then the guy strapped Taurus and Cancer into the zip-line. Cancer held onto Taurus as if she'd die if she let go.

"Ready?" asked the guy.

"NO!"

"Yes!"

"Okay." Then he let Taurus and Cancer go. Cancer slammed her eyes shut and screamed as she felt herself falling.

"IT'S OKAY, OPEN YOUR EYES THE SCENERY IS BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Taurus. Cancer opened her eyes and looked around. Since it took them so long to travel to Ursa Minor and to get here it was getting late. Cancer was amazed by the view of the sun setting over the ocean turning the sky above the water orange.

"YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS IS AMAZING!" screamed Cancer. When they got to the bottom Cancer never looked more alive.

"I want to go again!" said Cancer.

"We can't unfortunately since it took us so long to get here, but we have more fun things like this planned for tomorrow and the following days," promised Capricorn.

"LIKE WHAT?" asked all three fire signs at the same time.

"You'll see."