A/N: exams are still two weeks away. I updated because I had extra time

Aries, Leo, Scorpio and Sagittarius were planning something in the dinning room of the hotel.

"Hmm... that'll cost about five thousand dollars though, we need to find a cheaper prank," said Scorpio.

"But that's the best one I can think of!" said Leo.

"Yeah. If we can't go big what's the point?" asked Sagittarius.

"Wait! Let's invite Gemini omg and see if she's good enough to do pranks with us," suggested Aries. Everyone else agreed.

***

"I'm here!" sang Gemini as she ran over to the table and sat down.

"We'll let you join us if you buy us dessert," said Sagittarius. Aries and Scorpio both elbowed him at the same time.

"Sure. What would you guys like?" asked Gemini.

"We don't need dessert. Ignore Sagittarius," said Leo.

"So... we've been planning something big. However, it costs too much money and we need to think of other solutions," said Aries while passing some of their blueprints and plans to Gemini.

"Guys... this is insane," said Gemini with wide eyes.

"Are you in or out?" Scorpio leaned closer and whispered to Gemini. "Of course if you back out we'll be forced to take precautions to ensure you don't rat us out."

"I'M IN!" Gemini placed a sheet in the centre of the table and pointed. "If we leave out all of this and replace it with glitter then we can save a lot of money. Also we can use ropes over here and if we replace the chocolate with water then it will be less messy if things go wrong."

"Wow. I didn't think of that," said Leo.

"Also maybe we can add a bunch of gems here, here and here," suggested Gemini while pointing to the plan's.

"Hey, I think she'll be very useful. Congrats Gemini, you're now a part of team Sagittarius!" Sagittarius stuck out his hand for Gemini to shake it.

"Hold on! We agreed on team Aries!" protested Aries.

"You're the only one who agreed to that," muttered Leo.

"Guys you're being ridiculous. I think we all know who the real master mind is," said Scorpio while flicking her hair back so it hit Sagittarius and Gemini (since they were sitting next to her) in the face.

"You're totally for team Leo, right Gemini?" asked Leo. Everyone looked at Gemini.

"Or we can just be team trouble or something," suggested Gemini. Everyone else looked at each other and considered it.

"I don't know why we didn't hire you sooner," said Sagittarius.

"You'll probably be the one that keeps the rest of us in line, you know that right?" asked Aries.

"Yeah. Except it will probably be hard to keep Scorpio in line but I'll try my best!" promised Gemini.

***

"Heeeeeeeeeeeere comes VIRRRRRRRRRGO!" The door flew open and Virgo rolled into a trash can that was tipped over on its side. "Huh?"

"NOW!" then Taurus and Capricorn tipped the trash can upwards and tied the bag.

"HELP THEY'RE SUFFOCATING ME!" screamed Virgo at the top of his lungs.

"We put holes in the bag so that you can breathe. They're really tiny so you won't be able to rip the bag open," explained Cancer. Then Taurus and Capricorn put Virgo on the couch. Virgo tried to poke his finger through the bag.

"What kind of garbage bags did you use? I can't poke a hole!" said Virgo.

"We bought a kind that was specifically designed so that the bags can't tear or burst," explained Capricorn.

"Tch... you're our prisoner now loser!" said Taurus.

"Now... tell us where you hid the chocolate!" demanded Capricorn.

"W-what chocolate?" asked Virgo. Then Virgo felt someone jab his side.

"WE'RE NOT PLAYING HERE! TELL US WHERE THE CHOCOLATE IS OR WE'LL HURT YOU. WE ALL KNOW SCORPIO CAN BE BAD BUT I'LL BE WORST IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY DAMN CHOCOLATE! GOT IT VIRGO?" asked Cancer.

"WHAT THE F- okay who corrupted Cancer again?" asked Virgo.

"You stole our chocolate. Desperate times call for desperate measures," replied Taurus with a shrug.

"You turned her into a monster just to scare me into giving you your chocolate... which I don't have by the way!" said Virgo.

"VIRGO I'LL SAVE YOU!" then Aquarius ran into the room, tripped over a banana peel and fell into a net that was strategically placed on the floor.

"Hey look at that. We have a new decoration hanging from the ceiling," said Capricorn.

"WHERE'S OHR CHOCOLATE?!?" then Cancer started hitting Aquarius with a broom.

"STOP! I'll tell you if you let me out of this net!" promised Aquarius.

"YEAH RIGHT! GIMME MY CHOCOLATE GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO CANCER?" asked Aquarius.

"Why are you shouting? Indoor voices please," said Taurus.

"YOU TURNED HER INTO A MONSTER... HOW?!?" asked Aquarius.

"I'M NOT A MONSTER I'M A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!"

"WHO TAUGHT HER HOW TO SWEAR?!?" asked Aquarius.

"What the HECK if going on in here?" asked Libra who walked in the room.

"Libby? Is that you? Save me Libby!" said Virgo.

"Why is everyone screaming? Is someone hurt?" asked Pisces who rushed into the room. A bunch of vines wrapped around his feet.

"Oops, that one was meant for Libra," said Taurus.

"Why is Cancer smacking Aquarius with a broom? And why is Virgo in a garbage bag?" asked Libra.

"It's complicated," replied Capricorn. Then the vines untangled around Pisces' feet and disappeared.

"THEY STOLE OUT CHOCOLATE! NOW I'LL STEAL THEIR LIVES!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh no," said Taurus.

"Guys... what exactly did you do to Cancer?" asked Pisces.

"She wasn't supposed to go this far!" said Capricorn.

"I AM ALL POWERFUL! BOW DOWN TO ME MY TINY LITTLE PEASANTS!"

"Yeah, we might need to restrain her too until it wears off..." said Taurus.

"Did you give her drugs?" asked Libra with horror written across his face.

"What, no! We don't even have drugs! We gave her a bit of a potion that Leo stole from Hydra!" said Capricorn.

"When will it wear off?" asked Pisces.

"I don't exactly know," replied Taurus.

"Wasn't that irresponsible of you?" asked Virgo.

"Wasn't it irresponsible of you to roll into a garbage can?" asked Taurus.

"Touché."

"So... when can you guys let us go?" asked Aquarius.

"WHEN WE GET OUR CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE. CHOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Cancer passed out. Libra lifted her onto the couch.

"Will she wake up normal?" asked Pisces.

"Well technically neither of us will ever be normal," said Aquarius.

"Yay she passed out. Can I get out of here now?" asked Virgo.

"We still need our chocolate," said Capricorn.

Taurus cleared her throat. "All in favour of throwing Virgo over the balcony if he doesn't fess up say I."

"I."

"I."

"I."

"Aquarius I thought we were friends!"

"Yeah but you're annoying."

"I."

"I."

"Meow." All the zodiacs (who weren't stuck in a garbage bag) looked up and saw a cat walk down the hallway.

"KITTY! COME BACK HERE KITTY!" Then they saw Scorpio dart past the open door. The fire signs and Gemini weren't too far behind.

"It's official. We're all crazy and they're out of their minds," said Pisces.

"'Cause you're crazy and I'm out of my mind~" sang Virgo. Taurus and Capricorn elbowed him. "This is abuse!"

"AAAAAAAAAAALL OF ME LOVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF LIBRA~" sang Aquarius.

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LINE!" shouted Virgo.

"Wait. Why is there a cat in the hotel?" asked Pisces.

"Maybe it got out or something," suggested Libra.

"Huh? What's going on? Ahhh I have a headache!" said Cancer.

"We'll tell you later. Rest up for now," said Pisces. Then he went into one of the rooms and came back with a pillow and blanket for Cancer.

"Thanks," said Cancer.

"No problem!" replied Pisces.

"Seriously though, we don't have your chocolate," said Virgo.

"Why should we believe you?" asked Taurus.

"Because we're earth sign buddies! We have special earth sign bonds!"

Capricorn rolled her eyes. "Wow."

"Actually they're telling the truth. I wanted to see how long it would take you to notice." Then a girl walked into the room.

"PHOENIX!" screamed almost everyone in unison.

"OWWWWW!"

"Sorry Cancer!" said everyone.

"You guys are here already?" asked Libra.

"The wedding is tomorrow," said Hydra as she walked through the door.

"GUYS! GUYS PHOENIX AND HYDRA ARE- oh they're already here," said Sagittarius who ran through the door.

Leo ran in the room after Sagittarius. "They're already here? No fair we were going to prank them!"

"We still have our big prank for tomorrow," said Gemini who was next to enter the room. Then Aries and Scorpio walked in while petting Calypso.

"We have our kitty back!" said Aries while rubbing Calypso's stomach.

"I've missed you so much," said Scorpio while hugging Calypso. Calypso fell asleep in her arms. "Awwwwwwww!"

"Wait so if the wedding is tomorrow..." said Cancer.

"Then that means we have lots of work to do," replied Hydra.

"Come to our room so we can plan it out," suggested Phoenix. Then everyone got up and followed Phoenix and Hydra to their hotel room.

***

"Guys... hello? Where did you go?" asked Virgo. "YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME!"