A/N: two days until finals... yay 😒. Btw I made collages to show how I imagine them. You don't have to imagine them this way, feel free to imagine whoever however you want. I found all of these photos on google, I don't own any of them.

Fire signs

Earth signs

Air signs

Water signs

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  The zodiacs were all in the girl's room getting ready for the wedding. There were Bobby pins, hair ties, straighteners, curlers, make up kits and tables with mirrors set up around the room.

"But I don't want to wear a dress!" pouted Aries.

"Me either but you have to since it's a wedding and you're a bridesmaid. Now what are we going to do with your hair?" asked Scorpio.

"Can't we just straighten it? I don't need a fancy updo or anything. Or let's just put it in a ponytail," suggested Aries.

"Just let her straighten it," said Capricorn.

"Yay!" Aries grabbed a straightener and ran into the bathroom.

"What are you doing with your hair? I was thinking I could style it all nice and pretty," said Virgo while playing with Scorpio's hair.

"Go style Aquarius' hair!" Scorpio swatted Virgo's hands away from her hair.

"But Cancer and Pisces are already doing that," said Virgo. Scorpio looked over and saw Cancer and Pisces playing with his hair and discussing ideas.

"I already promised Capricorn she could do my hair," said Scorpio.

"Uh... yeah that's right. Maybe you could style Libra's hair," said Capricorn.

"LIBBY!"

"NO!"

"Why not Libby?"

"Virgo if you want to be useful then why not get Sagittarius into his suit?" asked Libra.

"It's ugly." Sagittarius picked up the suit and frowned.

"I can do that!" announced Virgo confidently.

"No! I will burn this suit!" protested Sagittarius. Then he shot a fireball at the suit but it was blacked by a wall of dirt.

"Guys do not use earth powers. We can't let anything get dirty!" announced Capricorn. Then Virgo hauled Sagittarius' shirt off his head and made a bunch of vines grow from outside the window to tie his feet.

"No! I refuse to wear that suit! AHHHHHH HELP!" shrieked Sagittarius as Virgo put the shirt on Sagittarius.

"Everyone is dressed but you Sagittarius. After Virgo's done go put your pants on in the washroom," ordered Libra.

"No, I'll take my suit off," said Sagittarius.

"If you do you won't get to see best friend Hydra," warned Libra.

"Why are the fire signs being so hard to get along with this morning?" asked Taurus while styling Gemini's hair.

"I don't know. You'd think Virgo and Aquarius would cause the most problems," said Gemini who was sitting on a chair.

"I'M not being hard to get along with," said Leo who popped out of nowhere.

"Leo," Taurus face palmed. "You can't have glitter in your hair!"

"Why not, he looks fabulous," said Gemini.

"Yeah Taurus!" said Leo.

"Ugh just try to brush some of it out. We can't have you standing up there looking like a disco ball," said Taurus.

Leo grinned. "But disco balls are cool."

"Yeah! We all love disco balls!" agreed Gemini. Then Leo started spinning around while pretending to be a disco ball.

Taurus sighed. "You guys are hopeless."

"Not as hopeless as them!" said Gemini while pointing to Pisces, Cancer and Aquarius.

"Wait, were straightening his hair? I thought we were curling it," said Pisces.

"No because if we straighten it, it will be straight and pretty," said Cancer.

"But if we curl it then we can brush the curls out and make nice pretty waves," said Pisces.

"Ah. That does sound nice. Whoops I'll just start curling." Then Cancer exchanged her straightener for a curling iron.

"Keep in mind that I'm a boy," said Aquarius.

"You're the one that grew your hair out," tormented Pisces.

"Yeah! Wait! We could pin some of his hair back and tie it up with a pretty ribbon!" suggested Cancer.

"Again, I'm a boy."

"Yeah but it would look so pretty!" said Cancer.

"People will think that I'm a girl. Or that I'm a cross dresser," pouted Aquarius.

"You guys wear an awful lot of dresses," reminded Pisces.

"That's because we dare each other to do that," said Aquarius.

"Okay, everyone that's ready go wait in the lobby so it will be less crowded," ordered Capricorn.

"Did everyone get their make up done?" asked Taurus.

"I don't think Aries did," said Scorpio.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MAKE UP FOR ME!" screamed Aries as she sprinted out of the washroom. Then she stuck her tongue out and ran for the elevator.

"IF I HAVE TO WEAR MAKE UP YOU DO TOO!" screamed Scorpio who chased after her.

***

The zodiacs arrived. There was a bunch of chairs piled in front of a stage in the middle of a grassy field. Not too far away, there was a huge building decorated with flowers and wedding decorations. The zodiacs walked closer until they saw a familiar figure standing on a ladder. She was hanging a banner that read "Congratulations" from a long post on one side of the stage to the post on the other side.

"Lyra?" asked Virgo. Her foot twisted and she almost fell off the ladder but she regained her balance. She turned around and smiled shyly.

"Hello guys," greeted Lyra.

"What are you doing here?" asked Libra.

"I-I'm not too sure myself. Hydra invited me to the wedding but I don't know her or the other girl, Phoenix I think her name was. Hydra insisted that I attended the wedding so here I am!" explained Lyra. Then she finished hanging the banner and climbed down the ladder. "So... what brings you guys here?"

"Hydra is like our guardian. She watches over us," replied Cancer.

"She's my best friend! She loves my little visits!" said Sagittarius.

Taurus rolled her eyes. "Your "visits" usually involve you breaking in and stealing some of her potions."

"Oh look! Taurus got blue put in the ends of her hair. I love it!" said Lyra.

Taurus blushed. "Thanks."

"Hey Lyra, can you do us a favour?" asked Scorpio.

"Of course!" replied Lyra.

"HOLD ARIES DOWN WHILE WE PUT MAKEUP ON HER!" screamed Scorpio.

"Uhhh..." then Lyra grabbed Aries' arms.

"NOOOO! LET ME GOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Aries started kicking her feet. Scorpio walked over and put mascara on Aries' eye lashes.

"It looks pretty cute," tormented Leo.

"Then why don't you wear it instead?" pouted Aries.

"There! Now everyone has their make up done!" said Capricorn.

"Where are we going to eat?" asked Aquarius.

"The marriage will take place out here and the eating, dancing and everything else will take place in there," said Lyra while pointing to the building.

"Who else is invited?" asked Pisces.

"I don't know. A few other constellations I think," replied Lyra. "As long as Cetus doesn't show up..."

"About that... I invited him!" said Gemini. The blood drained from Lyra's face. Her eyes grew wipe and she looked around in fear.

"JUST KIDDING!"

"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!"

"What's so bad about him anyway?" asked Pisces.

"Make yourselves useful and help decorate!" then Lyra started ordering the zodiacs around.

***

The zodiacs were waiting in their seats. There were around twenty other constellations there. Some looked natural while others had brightly coloured hair. Then the music started. It was the typical wedding song. As the sound of piano rang throughout the place, Hydra stepped forward. Everyone turned to look at her. Her turquoise hair was curled and a white flower hung in her hair under her veil. Her dress was silky and from the waist down it was all gems and pearls. The top half of her dress was decorated with white flowers. Hydra smiled shyly and walked forward. Then the music stopped and "White Wedding" played. All of the sudden Phoenix ran up beside Hydra. Phoenix wore a dress that started off red but the ends were black and it looked like the ends were burnt. Her curly black hair was pinned up. The dress wasn't everyone's ideal look, but it was so Phoenix that she made it work. Hydra and Phoenix held hands and walked up to the stage together.

"That's so gay," whispered Virgo. Capricorn face palmed.

"OH! I get it!" shouted Aquarius.

***

The zodiacs were now inside the building. It had streamers and balloons everywhere. There was a little stage and multiple tables stood in front of it. Behind the tables there was plenty of room for dancing. All the guests were sitting at the tables eating while some people went onstage to perform.

Everyone applauded as a man with bright pink hair walked off stage. The zodiacs didn't know most of these people but some of them were talented at playing different instruments. Then Lyra walked onstage holding a lyre. She sat down and started playing. Her fingers gracefully plucked at the strings to form a lovely melody.

After Lyra finished she bowed. The entire place erupted with applause and cheering. Lyra blushed and stumbled offstage. Then the lights dimmed. The curtains closed on the stage.

"Ooh this is exciting!" said Cancer.

"I wonder what this next performance is going to be," said Libra.

"Wait a second..." said Capricorn. "Where's Aries, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius and Gemini?" asked Capricorn.

"I think we're about to find out," replied Pisces. Then the curtains opened and an upbeat song played. There was a water fountain in the middle of the stage. Then Scorpio and Gemini swung out from opposite sides of the stage. They held onto ropes as they swung through the water fountain. After getting soaked by the water fountain they let go of their ropes and stood on the edge of the stage clapping along to the beat. Then Aries and Leo swung out and mimicked Scorpio and Gemini. Then a rope with Sagittarius attached to it dropped straight down from the ceiling. Sagittarius wore a sports bra and short shorts as he spun around and did tricks on the rope.

"Someone tell Saggi that he needs to shave his legs before wearing that!" said Cancer.

"MY EYES! IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!" screamed Libra.

Taurus face palmed. "WHY did he think that was necessary?"

"Stop shaming Sagittarius guys! It's his body he can wear what he wants!" argued Aquarius.

"Aquarius if you keep saying stupid remarks I'll slap you!" promised Capricorn.

Then Aries, Scorpio, Gemini and Leo started running through the water fountain and splashing water at each other while Sagittarius spun in circles on the rope. Capricorn buried her face in her hands. Then the four that weren't dancing on a rope ran behind stage and reappeared pushing objects that resembled cannons. All of the sudden the cannons started shooting out tons of glitter in the audience.

"Dey gogh som in ma mough!" then Taurus spit a bunch of glitter out of her mouth.

"And now for the grad finale! RUN BEFORE CAPRICORN MURDERS US! GUYS SHE LOOKS REALLY MAD AND EMBARASSED!" screamed Gemini. Then the curtain closed. When it reopened the trouble makers and the fountain were gone.

"I'm a little scared for the next performance," said Cancer.

"Why?" asked Pisces.

"Because Virgo and Aquarius are gone."

"Not again!" whined Taurus. Then Virgo stumbled onstage wearing a beard, an old coat that was torn and three sizes too big, big boots and a long stick that was decorated in an odd way.

"What's with the stick?" asked Libra.

"It's a stick made for story telling. Long ago people would sit around in circles and only the person who held the storytelling stick was allowed to tell his story. Then he passed it on to the next person," explained Capricorn.

"Ahem. A long time ago there was a man." Virgo spoke with an old scratchy voice. "He lives in the woods. He loves feeding and playing with animals. Except for the mean old wolf. The wolf was a nasty beast with his piercing red eyes and his snarl showing all of his pointy teeth. It was said that the wolf often feasted on small children and-"

"AWOOOOOOOO!" then Aquarius ran onstage on four feet wearing a wolf costume.

"NO AQUARI- I MEAN WOLF! You're not supposed to be onstage yet!" hissed Virgo. Aquarius growled and charged at Virgo. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Virgo ran around the stage with Aquarius chasing him.

"I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD!" threatened Aquarius in a deep, dark voice.

"NO! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! Like finishing my story. Please... tell Libby that... I... love... pranking him." Then Virgo fell to the ground. The curtains closed.

"Okay I think that's enough performances for one night. It's time to dance!" announced Hydra who quickly ran onstage.

"But they're funny!" giggled Phoenix. Then the music started and everyone began dancing. Everyone was smiling , laughing and swinging their hips to the beat when the music paused and the doors flew open. Everyone froze and turned to see four figures slowly walk forward holding water guns.

"We have enough for everyone," announced Leo. Then Gemini pushed a cart full of water guns forward. She ran up to Hydra and Phoenix giving them the two biggest water guns.

"Let the fun begin!" screamed Sagittarius. Then the trouble makers started squirting everyone with water. Everyone else darted to the cart trying to grab a water gun. Hydra looked at Phoenix unsure what to do.

"WATER GUN FIGHT!" Then Phoenix started squirting Hydra. Hydra laughed and started squirting Phoenix. All of the sudden there was water shooting everywhere. Phoenix picked Hydra up bridal style and hissed her new wife on the lips.

***

Not even ten minutes later the entire place was soaked in water. The constellations with water powers cheated and used their powers to soak everyone. Scorpio often made waterfalls appear out of no where. Everyone was soaked from head to toe. All the guests had to go home soaked in water but overall it was worth it.