Leo sped down the road in the car that was newly modified so that it would go a lot faster. Sagittarius was in the passenger seat with Aries, Scorpio and Gemini in the back. A variety of Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, MCR, classic rock and heavy metal blared through the speakers.

"I CHIME IN WITH A HAVN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR~" screamed Gemini who was singing along to the lyrics.

"It's a party in here," chuckled Leo.

"DRIVE FASTER!" cheered Aries.

"NO, IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS, WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY!"

Scorpio chuckled. "We're already four times over the speed limit."

Sagittarius kicked his feet on the dashboard. "Well let's kick it up to five! We're on an empty highway anyway!"

"Get your feet away!" Leo drove with one hand and pushed Sagittarius' feet away with the other hand.

Gemini stopped singing because her throat was sore. "I'm hungry. Let's get some frozen yogurt!"

Aries pulled down the window and stuck half her body out. "WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! YOLO!"

"Let's get a picture and freak Capricorn out." Scorpio took a picture of Aries.

"Aww, I'm so hot that Scorpy wants my picture?" asked Aries.

Scorpio's eyes widened. "No! Do not start talking like that! I already have to deal with Virgo saying those kinds of things!"

"Move over. I want to steer." Sagittarius got up and jumped in Leo's lap.

"I can't see!"

"You work the gas and I'll steer."

Gemini crawled in the passengers seat. "Wait. We still don't have drivers licences, right?"

Leo nodded. "That's right."

Gemini grinned. "So this is illegal?"

"Yeah. Pretty much," replied Sagittarius.

"WOOOOHOOOO! I LOVE DOING ILLEGAL THINGS!" screamed Aries.

"Do you like jail?" asked Scorpio.

"You can break me out."

"True."

"Don't try this at home kids!" screamed Leo before driving off a bridge.

"LEO WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" screamed Gemini. Then Leo hit a button and a car sized parachute popped out of the car. Leo took his foot off the gas and let the car slowly fall back down.

"Woah. How did you find a parachute like that?" asked Aries who's head was still out the window.

Sagittarius smirked. "I wonder what the others are doing."

Scorpio leaned back. "I have a pretty good idea."

"What are they doing?" asked Aries who had no idea.

"Being stupid probably!" guessed Gemini.

"Gemini is more than likely right," agreed Sagittarius.

Scorpio smiled. "Virgo no doubt won't leave Cappy alone."

Sagittarius tried to imagine what the others were doing. "I wonder what Cancer is doing. Or Moncer, whichever one she is right now."

"What's it like? Dating a girl with two personalities?" asked Gemini.

Sagittarius stared in front of him. "It's... different. I love Cancer to death and everything about her is so amazing. But Moncer... she's a little... different."

"How?" asked Scorpio.

"Like, Moncer doesn't like cuddling and stolen kisses. She's more of a pull you in and make out on the spot kind of girl. And sometimes she acts innocent and then starts screaming in my ear. But I can deal with that because both personalities are the same person."

"Awwwww!" Leo smirked. "Scorpio, did you know that when me and Aries have kids, they'll probably be forced to be best friends with your kids?"

Scorpio laughed. "Definitely now that Aries is Virgo's bestie. And they'll be friends with Capricorn's kids too. Maybe even Aquarius's kids."

"Is Virgo a big weirdo when it's just you and him? I've always wondered that," said Gemini.

Scorpio shook her head. "He just likes the attention. And he thinks he's funny."

Aries gasped. "I have a brilliant plan! Let's prank Virgo tomorrow!"

***

Capricorn walked out of the library floor. She stepped into the elevator. She hummed to herself until the elevator reached the hammock floor. Virgo, Aquarius and Libra grinned at her and walked on the elevator. Capricorn glanced at them suspiciously until the elevator dropped until they were in the basement. Capricorn was about to get off, but the doors didn't open.

"What? The doors are locked!" Capricorn tried to force the doors open.

The three monkeys glanced at each other. Then Libra started playing music on his phone.

A familiar tune started playing. It was Closer by The Chainsmokers.

"NOOOOOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Capricorn banged her fists on the door.

"HEY, I WAS DOING JUST FINE BEFORE I MET YOU~" sang Virgo, Libra and Aquarius while dancing in the elevator.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP! SOMEONE HELP ME."

"Dance with us Cappy!" Virgo took Capricorn's arms and made her dance with him. Capricorn glared at him the whole time.

"Can you guys stop playing Closer? I'm sick of that song!"

"But it's Libby's favourite song!" protested Aquarius.

Libra smirked. "Yeah Cappy."

"What's the point of this? You locked me in an elevator just to have a dance party with me?"

Virgo nodded. "Pretty much."

Libra grinned. "We love you Cappy!"

"Actually, we didn't know the elevator would get stuck. We were just going to follow you around for a bit," admitted Aquarius. Virgo swatted his arm.

"BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER!" screamed Virgo, Libra and Aquarius enthusiastically.

"... that I know you can't afford," muttered Capricorn.

"She joined in!" screamed Aquarius.

"Fine. Let's play a different song." Then Libra started playing Milkshake.

Virgo started twerking. "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE LIBRAS TO THE YARD!"

"PLAY CLOSER!" screamed Capricorn.

"AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN AQUARIUS'~"

"THIS IS WORST THAN CLOSER. AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Capricorn.

"If you say so." Then Libra started playing closer again. The three boys started dancing.

"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" screamed Capricorn while banging on the elevator with her fists.

***

"What's all that screaming about?" asked Cancer who walked into the living room and sat down between Taurus and Pisces.

"Probably the idiots being themselves," guessed Pisces.

"How did everyone get so crazy?" asked Taurus.

"Ask your boyfriend. He was one of the first ones to go insane," replied Pisces.

Taurus sighed. "Have they always been like that?"

Pisces and Cancer looked at each other.

"Were they ever normal?" asked Pisces.

Cancer frowned. "I can't remember. What were they like when we first became humans?"

"Hmmmmm... the fire signs were always crazy but I think there was a point where Virgo and Aqua were normal."

Cancer gasped. "Really? I can't remember that!"

"I can't remember anything."

Cancer chuckled. "Sorry Taurus."

"So, we're best friends?" asked Taurus.

"Yeah. Me and you talk sometimes too!" said Pisces.

Taurus wished she could remember. "Tell me about it."

Pisces bit his lip. "Well, at first Cancer liked me but you interfered and made her end up with Sagittarius. I was upset so you tried to comfort me and I guess you kept talking to me."

"Aww. I'm sorry!"

Pisces smiled. "Don't be! Now me and Cancer are still best friends and I'm with Gemini now." Pisces blushed. "I should thank you actually. I'm glad I ended up with her."

"Awwww! Your relationship with her is so cute!" fangirled Cancer.

"Oh. You're welcome? I'm super confused. Like who is Virgo dating and why does he flirt with like, four different people?" asked Taurus.

Pisces chuckled. "He's dating Scorpio but he often flirts with Libra and Aquarius. He torments Capricorn and Aries too now, but he mostly picks on Libby and Cappy. Aquarius is like his rival for Libra's affection or something like that? I don't know! That guy is confusing as heck!"

"Okay?"

Cancer laughed. "You'd have to be there from the beginning to understand it."

"So, why do the boys wear so many dresses? Are they cross dressers?"

Pisces and Cancer laughed so hard they fell off the couch.

Pisces shrugged. "At this point I really don't know."

Cancer was laughing so hard she could not speak clearly. "They're... hahah... stupid, so... ahahahah... they... pffft... dare each other."

Pisces nodded. "Leo likes being "fabulous" and he naturally loves pink."

Taurus sighed. "You guys must be lying when you say everyone else isn't high, it's just their personalities."

Pisces laughed. "We're not! The three of us and Capricorn are the only sane ones."

Cancer pointed at Pisces. "Except Pisces is starting to be corrupted by Gemini."

"I am not!"

"Yes you are!"

"She's a great influence on me!"

"You and her tricked Taurus into believing she had a dead daughter."

"Actually I started that!" The the door flew open and the five troublemakers walked into the room.

"Driving away from the police is exhausting. Let's watch a movie!" suggested Sagittarius.

***

Everyone was in the living room watching a movie. Capricorn wasn't really paying attention when Libra grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her in the kitchen.

"Yes?" asked Capricorn.

"Hey. I already saw that movie a million times. Want to sneak away and do something else?"

"Depends on what you mean by something else."

"Maybe we could cuddle? And we can have a pillow fight!"

Capricorn smiled. "I'm up for that."

***

Capricorn and Libra were on the hammock floor. They had a sleeping bag and a pillow each.

"Shhhh! Remember, there's only a net between this floor and the one in under so we have to be quiet!" hushed Libra.

"I like the thrill of having to be quiet so we don't get caught," whispered Capricorn.

"Me too." Then Libra hit Capricorn with a pillow. Capricorn chuckled at hit Libra back. They kept hitting each other with pillows until Capricorn tripped and fell on Libra.

"Here." Libra picked up Capricorn's glasses and gave them back to her.

Capricorn put her glasses back on and blushed.

"Aren't you going to get off of me?" asked Libra.

"Nope. I like it here." Then Capricorn leaned down and kissed him. Libra put his hands on Capricorn's hips and pulled her closer before he kissed her back.

***

Libra and Capricorn were still on the hammock floor when everyone else went to sleep.

"What do you want to do now?" asked Capricorn.

Libra shrugged. "Sleepover in my room?" Capricorn smirked at him. Libra blushed. "I wasn't thinking anything dirty. I meant a sleepover that involves cuddling and other PG stuff."

Capricorn smiled. "Alright. Good luck sneaking me into the air tower though."

***

Libra opened the door to the air tower. Aquarius was sprawled across the couch with his shirt off. He seemed to be sleeping. Libra snuck over and removed the painting from the wall. Him and Capricorn snuck in the elevator.

***

"Nice room. I'm used to having green walls," said Capricorn.

"Yeah. These ones are white and clean."

"Wait. I forgot to get my pyjamas."

"Just use one of my shirts. It will fit you like a dress." Then Libra opened his closet and tossed Capricorn a shirt. Capricorn walked into the bathroom and changed her clothes. When she walked out, she blushed lightly. Libra was laying in bed with his shirt off.

"My shirt looks nice on you. You should wear my shirts and jackets more often."

Capricorn smiled. "That would be nice. I like it because it smells like you." Then she climbed into bed beside Libra.

Libra wrapped his arms around her. "You're like a giant teddy bear."

"Hey Libra can I borrow your-" Aquarius froze in the doorway. Then he whistled. "Libby's making a move. Just remember to change the sheets, okay?"

Libra threw a pillow at Aquarius and a strong breeze slammed the door in his face.

"Damn Aquarius. He's no doubt going to tell Virgo about this. Ugh... he's going to be annoying to deal with tomorrow."

Capricorn's face was blood red. "Why does he have to be like that?"

Libra turned off the lamp. "I don't know." Then he played with Capricorn's hair until she fell asleep. After she lightly snored next to him, Libra carefully traced the words "I love you" on her back.

"I love you too Libby."

Libra felt his entire face and his ears heat up. "I though you were sleeping!"

Capricorn smiled. "I'm a light sleeper. Stop tracing words on my back and put your arms back around me."

"You're a bossy woman."

"I'll be a grumpy woman if you don't start cuddling me."

Libra chuckled. "Oh Capricorn. What am I going to do with you?"

"How about cuddle me?"

Libra wrapped his arms around Capricorn and pulled her close. "If that's what you want."