A/N: the last chapter updated weird so make sure you read it before reading this one

A few days ago...

"Hey Sagittarius, I bet I can beat you in a race." Leo ran over to Sagittarius, who was watching a horror movie with a few others in the living room.

Sagittarius glanced at the window. Water poured down, making the ground muddy. "Really? In this weather?"

Leo smirked and put his hands on his hips. "Scared I'll beat you?"

"Leo, leave us alone so we can finish our movie, alright?" asked Aries.

Leo grabbed the remote and paused the movie. "Race time!"

"Leo. Give it back or else I'll call Moncer down to attack you!" threatened Gemini.

"Race Virgo," suggested Scorpio.

"Come on guys!" Leo put his rain coat on.

Sagittarius sighed. "If it shuts you up."

***

Present time...

"ACHOO! I'm going to kill those troublemakers," groaned Capricorn. She took a tissue out of the tissue box and blew her nose.

Pisces, Libra, Capricorn and Aquarius, were in the living room. Pisces curled up into a ball on the arm chair, Libra and Capricorn were leaning on each other on the sofa, and Aquarius sat on the other sofa, beside Libra.

It all started when the troublemaker group caught a cold from racing in the rain. The five sick zodiacs made the others sick. The only ones that were smart enough to avoid the others were Virgo, Cancer, and Taurus.

"We're all sick because of a dare. Ugh," groaned Pisces.

"We should punish them for this," suggested Libra.

"How about we make them our servants for the day?" asked Aquarius.

Capricorn grinned. "I already thought of that." She picked up a small bell and rang it.

Suddenly Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio and Sagittarius walked into the living room. They all wore aprons that said Capricorn's servant ♑️.

"What does master Capricorn need now?" groaned Sagittarius as he rolled his eyes.

"Woah. What do they do?" asked Pisces.

"They do whatever we ask them, since they're the ones that gave us our colds," replied Capricorn. "They're not sick anymore, so they'll have no problem fetching you snacks or another box of tissues."

"I order Gemini to cuddle me since I'm cold," ordered Pisces. Gemini sat in his lap and cuddled him.

"Awwww. They're so cute together," smiled Aquarius.

"Does wifey need any cuddles?" asked Aries. They she doubled over from laughing so hard at her own joke.

"Libra does," smirked Capricorn.

"I have you to cuddle. Aqua doesn't have anyone," said Libra.

"NOT IT!" Scorpio put a finger on her nose and got down on one knee. Every other servant followed. Leo was the last one down.

"Hmm..." Sagittarius tried to think of ship names. "Leoqua. Or should I say Aqueo? Leoquarius?"

Leo kicked Sagittarius in the shins before sitting beside Aquarius. "Watch. I'll be the best servant you've ever had. What do you want, baby Aqwa? Perhaps a diaper change? Or a fresh bottle of milk?"

"Back massage." Aquarius stretched and layed stomach first on the couch. Leo sat on top of him and started massaging him. Then he started karate chopping him.

"OW! OW OW OW! GET OFF!" A bunch of wind blew Leo off of the couch. "Now my back hurts."

"Watch. I'm going to make everyone say that I'm the best servant." Sagittarius sat on top of Aquarius and started massaging his back. "By the way, this is a contest. Things don't look too well for you, Leo."

Leo scowled. "Alright, what can I do now?"

"Be my foot stool." Libra lifted his feet.

"Yes, sir!" Leo got down on his knees. Libra rested his feet on Leo's back.

"I need a foot stool too!" announced Gemini.

"You're a servant," said Capricorn.

"Yeah, but I'm the best servant so the other servants work for me. Now who's going to be my foot stool?" Gemini smiled at her friends.

"What's that? Virgo is calling my name. Better go see what he wants." Aries ran away.

"I hear him too. Coming Virgo!" Scorpio followed Aries.

"I don't hear anyone," frowned Pisces. "OH! They're lying!"

"Oh Sagittarius~ Leo makes a great footstool. Do you think you could be better?" asked Capricorn.

Sagittarius stopped massaging Aquarius and got down on his knees and hands in front of Capricorn. Capricorn rested her feet on top of him.

"What do we get from winning the best servant contest?" asked Leo.

"Hmm." Libra bit the inside of his cheek. "Maybe the worst servants will have to do a punishment, while the winner gets exempted."

"Aries and Scorpio are obviously going to lose," chuckled Sagittarius. "I'm so going to win."

"Hey Sag, what's ten take away ten?" asked Leo.

"Zero."

"Exactly! That's the number of fucks I give."

"Mom! He said a bad word!"

"Shut it Saggi, you swear all the time."

"What are you talking about Leo? I'm a perfect role model for my younger siblings."

"I'm like four seconds older than you. You're actually the fourth youngest."

"Whatever-"

"If you both don't stop talking, I'll pick her as the best servant." Capricorn pointed at Gemini.

"Of course you will. I can beat them anyway." Gemini posed.

"Yeah! Go Min!" cheered Pisces.

Gemini pinched Pisces' cheeks. "What did you say? FISHIE?"

"MIN!"

"FISHIE!"

"MIN!"

"FI-"

"I have a headache!" shouted Aquarius.

"Then why are you shouting?" asked Libra.

Aquarius groaned. "Someone get me a blanket and a pillow."

Leo and Sagittarius both got up and pushed each other as they rushed to the closet.

"One blanket for our favourite water bearer." Leo spread the blanket over Aquarius and tucked him in.

"Sweet dreams! Hope you feel well soon!" Sagittarius tucked the pillow under Aquarius' head.

"You're not going to try to win?" asked Pisces.

"Nah," replied Gemini. "Being the best servant is one thing. Kissing ass is another."

"Let me know if you guys need anything else!" Leo smiled and skipped out of the room.

"Just ring the bell and I'll be glad to attend to your every need!" Sagittarius blew a kiss before skipping away.

"Suck ups," muttered Capricorn.

"Ass kissers shouldn't win. Right now I look like the perfect candidate to get exempted from the punishment," announced Gemini.

Libra sighed. "We'll see."

***

Virgo, Cancer, and Taurus were on the library floor. This was the only place that sick zodiacs weren't allowed to go, so the healthy ones liked to hide up here.

Cancer and Taurus were quietly reading. Virgo was not.

Taurus eagerly leaned forward and smiled. The characters in her book were about to confess their love. She squealed on the inside as she read the next few lines. Her excitement sky rocketed and she was grinning ear to ear... until a paper plane landed on her book.

Taurus removed the plane and snapped her book shut. "VIRGO!"

Virgo leaned back in his chair and looked at her. "It was Cancer."

Cancer rolled her eyes. "Of course it was. Blame the most innocent one."

Virgo pointed at Cancer. "It literally was her!"

Taurus crossed her arms. "So Cancer wrote VirgoAir on the side of the plane?"

"That's exactly what she did! Wow Taurus, you're finally catching on!"

"Why are you bothering us?" asked Cancer.

"Because I don't want to get sick," frowned Virgo. "That's why I'm hiding up here."

"Then go to your room," suggested Taurus.

Virgo shrugged. "Nah. I prefer bothering you guys. Why don't you go to your room?"

Taurus narrowed her eyes. "I'm not going to let you tell me what to do."

Virgo grinned. "Here comes the plane. Woosh." He threw another paper plane.

It hit Taurus in the head.

Taurus blinked and sighed before crumpling the paper plane and chucking it at Virgo.

"Guys, don't fight!" sighed Cancer.

"He started it."

"No. Your annoying face provoked me to throw a paper plane at you."

"Well in that case, you-"

Cancer snapped her book shut. "ENOUGH! I AM SICK OF BOTH OF YOU FIGHTING!"

"Hi Moncer. How's it going?" asked Virgo.

Moncer threw the book at Virgo. "SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"

Taurus tried to quietly sneak away. Moncer slowly turned and looked at her.

"I-I'm going to use th-the washroom." Taurus slowly backed away.

Moncer got up and dragged her back. "No! You're going to sit back and hear my rants until my throats goes dry from screaming so much."

"But you're not screaming right now," muttered Virgo.

"THAT'S BECAUSE MY RANTING HASN'T STARTED YET. RANT NUMBER ONE..."

Taurus and Virgo sighed.

***

"AND IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN..."

"I'll distract her while you run," whispered Virgo while barely moving his lips.

Taurus nodded.

"AND WHEN YOU GUYS BROKE THE TV..."

"I have a question!" interrupted Virgo.

"What?" snapped Moncer.

"Why is the sky green?"

"THATS THE NEXT RANT. WHY THE FRICKING FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SAY SHIT THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY ZERO SENSE?"

Virgo shrugged. "Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Taurus snuck off."

"WHAT?" Moncer looked around. Taurus was gone. When she turned her head, Virgo was gone too. "OH HELL NO. WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."

Virgo covered his mouth with his hand. He hid under the desk not too far away from where Moncer stood.

Moncer took and chair and threw it, knocking over a bookshelf. "WHERE DID YOU GO?"

Virgo quietly unlocked his phone.

Virgo: Aqua! Best friend! Come up to the library. Moncer is threatening me

Virgo: She's getting scary. Please hurry

Virgo: Aqua I need you buddy

Virgo: Oh shit she's getting close

Virgo: If this is the end... you're not allowed to get any of my stuff

Virgo: HELP ME

***

Meanwhile, Taurus was in her room.

Taurus: Hey Aqua

Aquarius: Hi

Taurus: I just endured many of Moncer's rants

Aquarius: Ooh. Poor thing

Taurus: I wish I could see you, but you're still sick

Aquarius: The cold is almost gone though 😁

Taurus: That's good 😊

Aquarius: Virgo is texting me. Should I answer

Taurus: He helped me get away from Moncer so he could be in trouble

Aquarius: He's about to get beat up by Moncer

Taurus: I'm only saying this since he helped me get away earlier, but go save his weak ass

Aquarius: Okay. Bye! 😘

Taurus: Bye! 😘

***

"I'LL FIND YOU!" Moncer knocked over another book shelf.

Virgo got up and crawled over to/hid behind the nearest book shelf.

"YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN VERY FAR!" Moncer stomped over towards Virgo. Virgo quietly walked around the corner. On this floor, the bookshelves were arranged like a maze. Everyone found it a lot cooler before the maze simulation incident.

Moncer knocked over another bookshelf. "COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREEVER YOU ARE."

We should call her hulk 2.0 instead of Moncer. Thought Virgo. He crept towards the elevator and pressed the button. The elevator make a "ding" sound as the doors opened.

Virgo stepped inside the elevator when someone grabbed him by the back of the shirt and hauled him back.

"FOUND YOU!"

The elevator doors closed and it went back downstairs.

"LET ME GO!" Virgo slid out of his shirt and ran back over to the elevator button.

Moncer pinned his arms behind his back. "GUESS WHO'S GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM?"

"Is it Libra? I hope it's Libra."

"WRONG!" Moncer kicked Virgo in the leg.

The elevator doors opened. Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius held water guns.

Aquarius looked at Moncer. "Release the virgin."

Virgo smiled. "You came!"

"Attack!" ordered Aquarius. Then Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius squirted water at Moncer.

"AHHHH! SAGGI WHAT THE FUCK?!?"

"Sorry babe. I need to win the best servant contest."

"Saggi, you should take your girlfriend's side," grinned Leo.

"And lose to you? I think not!"

The elevator opened again. Capricorn stomped out with Aries, Gemini, and Scorpio as backup. "That's it. You're all going downstairs. If you got so much as one book wet, I'll hang you outside by your feet."

Aries, Gemini and Scorpio helped Capricorn shove everyone else into the elevator.

***

Pisces woke up from his nap. He was lying on the couch with a blanket and pillow. "What did I miss?"

Libra looked over at him. "Not much. Capricorn went crazy and threatened to kill everyone for starting a water fight in the library floor. Aries and Gemini tried to bake us some "get well soon" cupcakes, but they forgot about them in the oven and the house almost caught on fire. That's good, because they put something slimy in the cupcakes anyway.
Virgo and Taurus apparently got along for once and Moncer has been locked in the closet until she calms down."

"Do you know what "not much" means, Libra?" asked Pisces.

Libra shrugged.

"Also the closet door is wide open."

"Huh. I guess she escaped."

"We made brownies!" Aries smiled and skipped into the living room with brownies.

Gemini followed, carrying another plate of brownies. "We baked them specially for you guys. The brown stuff on the top is salted caramel."

Pisces and Libra suspiciously made eye contact.

"What did you do to them?" asked Libra.

"We made them for you guys since you're sick," replied Aries with a big smile.

Pisces squinted his eyes. "I don't trust you guys. At all."

"Why not?" asked Gemini.

"Because they're likely poisoned or something," replied Libra.

Gemini's bottom lip quivered. "I can't believe you think we'd try to poison you! You guys are so mean!" Gemini put the brownies on the coffee table and wiped tears from her eyes.

"Look at what you monsters did! You made Gemini cry!" Aries glared at both of them before hugging Gemini.

"I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have doubted you. Here, I'm sure they're delicious!" Pisces grabbed one off the tray and ate it. His eyes widened. "It's literally brownies with salted caramel."

Gemini wiped more tears from her eyes. "Will you try one, Libra?"

Aries gave him a look that said try one or else.

Libra hesitantly took a bite. "Mmmm. Delicious."

Pisces and Libra both reached for another brownie.

Pisces smiled and ate it. Libra took and bite, then he screamed and spit it out.

"What's wrong Libra?" Gemini grinned. "It's only a brownie. Why are you spitting it out?"

Aries matched Gemini's expression. "What's wrong with the brownie?"

Libra made a disgusted face. "There's something in here." He picked a half eaten spider out of the brownie.

"The innocent, crying girl act works every time," chuckled Gemini.

Pisces' eyes widened. "Are they all-"

"No," replied Aries. "We only put a spider in one of the brownies."

"What's going on?" Scorpio walked into the room.

"They put a sp- I mean, they made us brownies. They're so good that Libra ate it too fast and he choked on it for a few seconds," replied Pisces.

Scorpio picked up a brownie and ate it. "You're right. It's delicious."

No one knew if it was from the spider, or the cold, but Libra threw up.

"EWWWWW!" shrieked everyone else. 

"I lost my appetite." Pisces put his brownie back on the plate.

Virgo ran into the living room. "IS LIBBY THROWING UP? OH NO! Poor Libby! It's okay, Virgo is here." Virgo patted him on the back as he threw up.

"REVENGE!" Moncer ran into the living room and squirted a water gun at Virgo.

Virgo glared at Moncer. "Moncer fuck off! Libby is sick!"

Moncer pulled a bar of soap out of her pocket and threw it at Virgo. "YOUR LANGUAGE!"

"WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?!?" A stressed Capricorn appeared in the doorway. "What happened to Libra? Virgo go away, your face is making him throw up."

"Clean up your attitude." Virgo chucked the bar of soap at Capricorn.

"MONCER STOP THAT! YOURE GETTING EVERYTHING WET!" Capricorn grabbed the water gun.

"NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!" Moncer played tug a war with Capricorn over the water gun.

"Can we have one day where everyone is normal?" asked Pisces.

"You ask the impossible," replied Gemini.

"We're all too crazy for that," laughed Aries.

"I HEAR FIGHTING! That's why I came to join the party." Aquarius skipped into the living room. The ass kissers- I mean, Leo and Sagittarius were right behind him.

"What's going on this time?" Taurus walked into the living room to see what was going on.

"Clean up your mess!" Capricorn pitched the bar of soap at Moncer while pulling on the water gun with the other hand.

"EVERYBODY GET OUT! LIBBY IS SICK AND YOU'RE STRESSING HIM OUT!" screamed Virgo.

"Oh no. Libby!" Aquarius ran over and patted Libra on the back with Virgo. "It's okay Libby. It's okay."

"I really don't feel well," said Libra's weak voice.

Sagittarius ran out of the room.

"Is there anything I can help with?" asked Leo.

"You could get Moncer to LET GO!" screamed Capricorn.

"GET CAPRICORN TO LET GO."

Scorpio gasped. "GUYS WATCH-"

Capricorn and Moncer tripped, and landed in the puddle of vomit.

"-out..."

Everything went dead silent. Everyone stared in disbelief, waiting for what would happen next.

Capricorn blinked, slowly realizing what happened. "WHY DOES THIS KIND OF THING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?"

Moncer had pure anger written across her face.

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Capricorn shoved Moncer down in the vomit.

"NO THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Moncer tried to make Capricorn get even more covered in vomit.

"I'm just going to go." Scorpio quickly left. Aries, Gemini, and Pisces followed.

"I got some paper towels for Libby! Oh." Sagittarius ran back into the living room and froze.

"I can't believe this is happening!" muttered Taurus.

"Here, let's bring Libra up to his room so he can rest." Aquarius helped Libra stand up. Virgo, Aquarius, Leo, and Sagittarius helped Libra up to his room.

Taurus watched as Cancer and Capricorn wrestled and clawed at each other in the vomit. "Aww. Cappy, you were supposed to be the sane one. That's it! We're all officially crazy."

"CLEAN THE VOMIT OFF YOUR UGLY FACE!" Moncer threw the vomit covered bar of soap at Capricorn.

"CLEAN YOUR FLITHY HAIR. YOU SMELL LIKE VOMIT!" Capricorn threw the soap back at Moncer.

"OKAY! BREAK IT UP!" Thin vines grew from under the floorboards and tied around Capricorn and Moncer. "You two need to get cleaned up."

***

Later on that night, all the zodiacs were standing around the outdoors pool. Capricorn had a towel wrapped around her damp hair, which she washed seven times.

Cancer was ashamed of what Moncer caused.

Aquarius cleared his throat. "Since they're the ones that made us sick, all the trouble maker group has to do a punishment... except for the MVP of the servants."

"And who's that?" asked Scorpio.

Aquarius put his hands in his pockets. "We've thought long and hard, but me, Libra, Capricorn, and Pisces decided that Sagittarius was the best servant."

"YES!" Sagittarius ran around giving everyone a high five.

Pisces smiled. "As for the other four, you all have to jump into the pool with all your clothes on."

"What?" demanded Gemini.

Aries crossed her arms. "You can't make me."

"Yes, we can." Capricorn pushed Aries and Scorpio into the pool.

"I just might get revenge for this," said Scorpio.

"This is revenge for making us sick!" announced Libra.

Aquarius pushed Gemini in while Sagittarius picked Leo up and tossed him in.

"My clothes are sticking to my skin!" whined Leo.

"And now..." announced Taurus. "For getting into such a big fight earlier, we made a punishment for Cancer and Capricorn."

Virgo pushed Capricorn forward while Pisces pushed Cancer forward.

Cancer looked at her feet. "I'm so sorry. It wasn't me!"

"This is your punishment." Taurus made them hold hands. Then she wrapped a bandage around their hands several times, keeping them together.

"How long do we need to do this?" asked Cancer.

Pisces shrugged. "We'll take the bandage off tomorrow."

"How do you know we won't use out other hands to undo the bandage?" asked Capricorn.

Libra shrugged. "If you do, you'll do an even worst punishment."

"How are we going to sleep?" asked Cancer. "We can't go in each other's towers."

"I hope you like air mattresses," smirked Aquarius. "We'll set one up in the living room."

"Alright. Times up." Pisces helped Gemini out of the pool and gave her a warm fluffy towel.

"Come on. We can cuddle until you warm up." Virgo stuck his hand out to pull Scorpio up.

"Virgo, you're an idiot." Scorpio grabbed his hand and pulled him in the water.

Aquarius laughed so hard that he slipped and fell in.

Taurus face palmed. "I'm dating a brainless monkey." Taurus helped Aquarius out of the pool.

Scorpio chuckled as she helped herself out of the pool. "Come on Virgo." She stuck her hand out.

Virgo grabbed her hand and tried to pull her back in. Instead, Scorpio pulled him up. "Nice try." They walked back in the house with everyone else.

"Aren't we loved?" asked Aries.

Leo smirked and splashed water at Aries.

Aries splashed him back.

All of the sudden Leo and Aries started a splash war. They weren't coming out anytime soon.