Poor Volans
The bell rang. The zodiacs all got out of the classes that they were currently sitting in and headed to their constellation class.
"I'm going to take a nap," announced Leo. Then he put his head on the desk. After a minute he was asleep.
"Let's see how many objects we can stack on Leo before he wakes up," suggested Aries.
"Alright," said Sagittarius. Then Aries and Sagittarius started stacking pencils, erasers, calculators and pens on Leo's head while laughing the whole time.
"Brr I'm cold," said Capricorn.
"Aww and you want my jacket to warm up since we're best friends?" asked Virgo.
"Since when are you guys best friends?" asked Libra.
"Since I said so," replied Virgo. Capricorn frowned. This was not supposed to happen.
"Here," said Libra who gave Capricorn his jacket.
"Thanks Libra!" said Capricorn while smiling.
"Now Libra looks cold. Want my jacket to warm up?" asked Aquarius.
"I think he does," said Gemini. Then Aquarius took off his hoddie and put it on Libra backwards. Aquarius pulled the hood over Libra's head and Libra tried to pull it back down but since the hoodie was on backwards, the back of the hood was in his face and he couldn't pull it back down.
"Aquarius leave him alone," ordered Taurus.
"Why?" asked Aquarius.
"Because you torment Libra non stop," said Taurus.
"Should I torment you instead?" asked Aquarius.
"No you should behave. Actually I dare you to go a day without tormenting anyone," said Taurus.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" shouted Gemini.
"Guys, we all know that will be impossible," said Virgo.
"That's why we should promise him a prize if he can actually do it," suggested Pisces.
"Like what?" asked Gemini.
"Maybe if he can go a day without tormenting anyone, the rest of us have to put our money together and buy him a gift card for his favourite restaurant. If he fails then we get to torment him for a day and he can't complain," suggested Pisces. Everyone agreed to that idea.
"Fine," said Aquarius. Then he took his hoodie off of Libra.
"Guys Volans is coming! Let's all pretend we're asleep!" suggested Scorpio.
"Why?" asked Cancer.
"Because it'll be funny!" said Scorpio.
"Alright," said Cancer. Then everyone pretended to be asleep.
Volans walked in the room. "What the heck?" Then he stepped on Sagittarius' foot.
"Ow!" hissed Sagittarius.
"You guys aren't actually asleep," said Volans. Then everyone but Leo sat up in their seats.
"Is Leo actually asleep?" asked Volans.
"Yes," replied Aries.
"Good," said Volans. Then he took the clock off the wall and changed the time. "Follow me."
All the zodiacs followed Volans out of the room and waited outside.
It was a few minutes before Leo woke up. "OH SHIT!!! I'M GOING TO MISS THE BUS!!!" screamed Leo who darted out of the classroom. He got halfway down the hallway before he realized what happened. He turned around and saw Volans sitting beside the rest of the class.
"I do not tolerate sleeping in my class, now let's go, we have lots to learn," announced Volans. Then everyone followed him back inside the classroom.
"Alright, today we'll learn about your constellations. Turn your text books to page fifty," ordered Volans. The zodiacs opened the book and saw descriptions for their signs.
"You guys should know which one your sign is, but we'll go over them anyway. First of all we have Aries the ram, then Taurus the bull, Gemini the twins, Cancer the crab, Leo the lion, Virgo the virgin-"
"PFFFFFFFFFT!"
"Don't. Say. A. Word. Leo!" ordered Virgo while glaring at him.
"Alright I won't say anything, Virgo the Virgin!" said Leo.
"You're a virgin too dumbass!"
"Yeah... but you'll always be THE virgin."
"And you'll always be-"
"Anyway! Back on topic..." said Volans.
"CHANGE OF TOPIC! What's everyone's favourite colour?" asked Gemini. Everyone announced their favourite colour.
"Back on topic, the other zodiac constellations are Libra the scales, Scorpio the scorpion-"
"Change of topic! What does everyone think of Mr. Volans?" asked Gemini. Then everyone said their opinion of him.
"A few of you will see me in detention later on today. Anyway BACK ON TOPIC-"
"CHANGE OF TOPIC-"
"BACK. ON. TOPIC-"
"CHANGE. OF. TOPIC-"
"GEMINI SHUT UP!" shouted Volans.
"Uh oh you're not supposed to say that!" said Gemini. Volans closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Anyway the next four are Sagittarius the archer, Capricorn the sea goat, Aquarius the water bearer-"
"So Aquarius is a bear?" asked Virgo.
"What are you talking about?" asked Volans.
"He's the water BEARer so that makes him a bear therefore ill call him one for now on," said Virgo.
"Virgo that's so stupid! He's already a monkey," said Scorpio.
"He's a bearkey, a cross between a bear and a monkey," said Virgo.
"I wish I didn't make that deal earlier. Now I can't fight back," muttered Aquarius.
"So what would a bearkey look like?" asked Scorpio.
"I imagine a monkey with bear claws and the brain of a bear,"
"Yeah but wouldn't-"
"ENOUGH! I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE! THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY ANYTHING IS GETTING DETENTION!" snapped Volans.
Sagittarius looked Volans dead in the eyes. "Anything."
"You sir, have detention after school," said Volans.
"You just called me sir... Sir Sagittarius! I like the sound of that," said Sagittarius.
"You kids are driving me crazy!"
"How are we driving "me crazy"? Is there a car called me crazy or something? I don't remember driving at all today," said Aries.
"No one asked for your smart ass remark Aries!" growled Volans.
"No one asked for you to be our teacher but here we are," said Aries. Everything went quiet as Volans glared at Aries with so much anger his face started turning red. Aries smirked.
Volans calmed down and spoke with a clear voice. "Why are you guys behaving like this? We need to learn all of this. What I want to know is why you guys keep distracting me from teaching. Is it because you guys hate reading? There's other ways to learn, I'll admit books are boring." Taurus dropped her book.
"You did NOT just say books are boring!" said Taurus.
"That was a mistake. She loves books," said Aquarius.
"That's not what I meant-"
"Books are very important. Books are how we learn and understand things. Books can take you into a new world and make you temporarily see new possibilities and you can learn new things. SO DON'T YOU SIT THERE AND CALL BOOKS BORING BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING!" ranted Taurus.
"You got Taurus to rant. I don't think we've done that before," said Libra.
Capricorn whispered to Libra. "Actually that one time-"
"Yeah I know but that wasn't a rant, she just got really frustrated," whispered Libra.
"You're right. Wow Volans I think that may be an accomplishment. Not a good one, but an accomplishment for sure," said Capricorn.
"Guys we've wasted half an hour, maybe we should actually behave now," suggested Pisces.
"Thank you Pisces!" said Volans. "So you guys already know this but you each have a specific element... what is it Cancer?" asked Volans.
"Sorry for interrupting when we finally started class again, but may I use the washroom?" asked Cancer.
"No, anyway-"
"Sir, it's really important!" said Cancer.
Volans sighed. "You should of used the washroom during lunch. You'll have to hold it in until you go home."
"Okay, so if my blood drips on the seat you'll have to clean it up," said Cancer. Volans' face turned red.
"Go to the washroom! Go! Now!" said Volans urgently. Then Cancer got up and walked out of class.
"Your face is red," said Sagittarius.
"I know! You don't need to point it out Sagittarius!" said Volans.
"But why are you so embarrassed?" asked Pisces.
"Because it freaks me out that-"
"But you have blood in your veins," said Pisces.
"That's not the same-"
"Blood is blood, there's no difference. You're getting freaked out over nothing," explained Pisces.
"I QUIT! YOU GUYS ARE GETTING A NEW TEACHER!" screamed Volans before running out of the classroom. Then the zodiacs talked to each other and waited for the bell to ring. Nothing really new happened, Volans threatened to quit every day.
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