Normal Zodiacs Do Not Exist
The photo up there is like a teaser/poster for my new story which will be coming out when this one ends. I will not reveal plot or character genders yet, but Its not going to be zodiacs living in a mansion. This story is going to be a lot different and I'm very excited to start writing it. I hope you guys are excited for it to come out too 😁
Also if you made something for the contest, you can show me at any time. Keep in mind that the deadline is coming up. I can't wait to see what contest participants will come up with!
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Cancer and Taurus were sitting in the living room. They were watching tv, when Aquarius sat down.
His black hair was curled with blue streaks going through it. His legs were shaved while he wore a short skirt and a blouse. Someone put eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow and lip stick on his face. He also wore high heels and an overly stuffed bra.
"Aqua looks like a girl. What's new?" asked Cancer.
Aquarius sighed. Somehow he actually looked pretty. "You don't even want to know what's going on."
Taurus smirked. "I think I do."
Aquarius frowned. "All the boys are being forced to dress like girls."
Cancer laughed. "Who's forcing you? Lemme guess... Scorpio?"
"Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, and Capricorn."
"Cappy's in on it too?" asked Taurus.
"Yeah."
"Where are they doing the makeovers?" asked Cancer. "I want to see this."
Taurus sighed. "I don't. Imagine Virgo in a short skirt."
Cancer screamed. "AHHHHH! I CAN'T UNSEE THAT! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PICTURE THAT?" Cancer dramatically pretended to claw her eyes out.
Taurus chuckled. "Oops."
"There you are." Sagittarius walked in and sat down beside Aquarius.
Sagittarius wore a black dress that matched his hair (since it's still dyed black with red and orange on the ends) and a pair of heels. His make up was done like Aquarius' and someone even added a bit of a curl to his hair. Sagittarius also wore a diamond necklace and diamond bracelets. Like Aquarius, he wore an overly stuffed bra.
"My legs are so smooth. Can you believe it? Just feel this!" Sagittarius stretched his leg out so Cancer could feel it.
Cancer rubbed his smooth legs. "I shave my legs quite often, so I know what it's like. Wait... mmmm your legs smell like body lotion."
Sagittarius nodded. "It was called strawberry sundae. Capricorn picked it out for me."
"So why are they forcing you guys to get makeovers?" asked Taurus.
Sagittarius groaned. "Because Virgo is a fucking idiot."
Taurus rolled her eyes. "What did he do this time?"
Aquarius sighed. "He pissed Capricorn off, so she made us all pay for his stupidity."
Sagittarius nodded. "We kicked his ass before our makeovers though."
"Look at me!" screamed Cancer. Then she took a picture.
"NO!" Aquarius stood up.
Cancer laughed and ran away. Aquarius tried to chase her, but running in heels wasn't so easy.
Taurus smirked. "So when can I become a pretty princess like you guys? The glitter around your eyes really brings out the sparkles in your hair."
"Fuck off."
***
"Next!" screamed Aries. Libra sat down in the chair.
The remaining zodiacs were on the party floor. The girls set up various tables and chairs that were full of makeup and hair products.
"Hmmm..." Capricorn looked at the make up. "What should we do with him?"
Scorpio bit the inside of her cheek as she thought about it. "I mean, we don't call him the lesbian princess for nothing."
"PFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHA LESBIAN PRINCESS LIBBY!" Virgo was on the floor laughing his head off. Libra and Virgo were the only ones that still needed their makeovers done.
Gemini looked through the pile of clothes. "His shoulders are so broad. I don't think we have anything to fit him."
Aries, who was helping Gemini with the clothes, picked a glittery, short pink dress out of the pile. "He won't be able to zip it up, but it might fit him."
"What's taking Leo and Pisces so long? I wonder if they're having trouble fitting into their new clothes," said Capricorn.
Scorpio shrugged. "It's just occurred to me that out of the idiot monkey trio, Virgo is the only one that didn't get mistaken for a lesbian."
Virgo smirked. "That's because I don't have long hair like Aqua, and I'm not a girl like Libby."
The elevator opened. Pisces skipped out wearing a sparkly white dress, flats, make up, a stuffed bra, and a curly blue wig. "I hate Virgo so much right now."
Virgo smiled innocently. "But that's not a nice thing to say to your elder."
Pisces rolled his eyes. "You're older by like... six or seven seconds."
"Where's Leo?" asked Aries.
Pisces shrugged. "Maybe he fainted from happiness that he gets to wear a dress. I don't know."
"Close your eyes," ordered Capricorn. Libra closed his eyes as she applied the eye make up. Scorpio worked on Libra's hair.
"HEY!" Libra's eyes widened. "Why does part of my scalp feel cool? I swear if you're putting dye in my hair..."
Scorpio smiled innocently. "It will wash out in no time."
Libra tried to get up, but vines sprouted out of the ground and tied him to the chair.
"Here." Gemini put the dress and heels on a chair. "Now what are we going to make that monkey wear?"
"Aries is going to get mad if you keep insulting her brother," joked Capricorn.
"Why does everyone always say that?" asked Aries. "We're not related in any way."
Pisces shrugged. "Maybe you secretly are."
"They even look alike," said Scorpio who was trying to provoke them.
Virgo crossed his arms. "We look nothing alike."
Aries rolled her eyes. "Yeah. I'm actually pretty."
Virgo looked at Aries. "People actually think I'm attractive."
Aries balled her fists. "Wanna fight, punk?"
"Okay..." Pisces stepped between the two arguing zodiacs. "Don't fight or i'll soak you both with water."
The elevator opened. Leo skipped into the room. He wore a short rainbow glittery dress with glittery heels. He also wore a sports bra, make up, and he had hair extensions. He spoke with a bratty, high pitched voice. "Oh my god! I'm totally rocking these heels!"
Aries face palmed. "We should of made him wear something else instead. He likes dresses."
"Virgo, your turn." Capricorn motioned to an empty chair.
Scorpio was finishing up Libra's make up. "Virgo, you don't need make up to be pretty."
Virgo smiled and sat down. "Why, thank you!"
Scorpio smiled. "Some things just don't get better no matter what you do."
Aries and Gemini started laughing.
Pisces chuckled. "We're always so mean to poor Virgo."
"Poor? He makes us torment him by tormenting us first!" announced Gemini.
"It doesn't have enough sparkles!" Aries added more sparkles to the skirt they picked out for Virgo.
"Want to know what's funny?" asked Leo.
"What?" asked Pisces.
"When the girls dress us up to look like girls, they make us wear dresses, skirts, and lots of make up. Yet most of the girls don't wear dresses or skirts or make up."
"Because we're naturally pretty," replied Gemini.
"In that case, Virgo should wear more make up," joked Libra.
"He's so mean to me. Give him glittery lip stick or something!" demanded Virgo.
"What's this? Ooh it's sparkly. Let's see what it does." Scorpio put sparkly stuff all over Libra's face.
"Can I do Virgo's hair?" asked Pisces.
Capricorn shrugged. "Go for it."
Pisces ran over and picked out two small elastics. Then he put Virgo's hair into two very short pigtails. "How cute."
"Awww. Look at the cute little girl," taunted Scorpio.
"WAHHHHHHH! I WANT CANDY!" screamed Virgo, who was pretending to act like a little girl.
"Here's some candy." Leo elbowed Virgo.
"Yum." Virgo bit Leo's elbow.
"HE ACTUALLY BIT ME!" Leo jumped back and looked at Virgo with wide eyes.
"I'm going downstairs. You're all getting too crazy. Bye!" Pisces skipped over to the elevator.
"I'm done picking out Virgo's outfit so I'm gone too." Gemini left with Pisces.
"LETS GO CRAZY!" screamed Aries who threw glitter around the room.
"You're done." Scorpio inspected Libra and nodded in approval.
Libra grabbed a mirror. "Oh no. Why do I have blue highlights like Aqua?" He frowned at the blue dye in his hair.
"You look pretty. Pretty Libby," laughed Virgo.
Scorpio started applying the glittery stuff to Virgo's face. "We'll make you even prettier. Pretty Virgy."
"Haha," laughed Capricorn.
Leo walked over. "Can I have glitter on my face? I need to be the prettiest! Pretty Leo-y."
"Wifey~"
"What?" Capricorn turned around. A bunch of glitter was thrown at her. Aries laughed and ran over to the elevator.
"Here." Scorpio started putting sparkly make up on Leo.
"Moooooooooooooom. How much longer?" whined Virgo.
Capricorn smacked Virgo on the side of the head. "The more you whine, the heavier I put on your eye make up."
"Hmmph!" Virgo crossed his arms and kept silent.
***
The girls were in the living room, watching the boys through the window.
The boys were outside, dressed like girls, throwing sparkles at each other and laughing.
"They look like they're having fun," said Taurus.
"I'm kind of jealous. I want to join in," pouted Aries.
Cancer sighed. "Me too, but I don't want to run around in heels."
The door opened.
Sagittarius walked inside. "You all look so sad."
"We're just watching you guys have fun," replied Capricorn.
"Do you guys want a make over too?" grinned Sagittarius.
"What do you mean?" asked Scorpio.
"If you want us to wear heels, dresses and give us layers of make up, it's not happening," replied Gemini.
"Oh no. I have a better idea. YOOOOOOHOOOOO! Guys, come in for a second. The girls want make overs!"
"What kind of make overs are we getting?" asked Taurus.
"We'll make you guys look like boys."
***
The boys each picked out outfits for their girl friends to wear. It was difficult, since some of the girls were naturally tomboyish, and made everything work.
Cancer, Aries and Capricorn wore oversized hoodies, sweatpants, and hats that they put on backwards.
Taurus and Scorpio borrowed shirts from their boyfriends, and wore jeans. They put their hair up in buns and they also wore sunglasses.
Gemini wore a shirt that belonged to Pisces, sweat pants, and Pisces gave her a fake moustache.
***
After they were done changing, the girls came back down to the living room where the boys were waiting.
Gemini twirled her fake moustache. "This is my moustache. He is a part of me now."
"Yo. I'm so cool. Like, I'm not even going to pet Calypso because I'm so cool," said Taurus in an exaggerated husky voice.
"Meow." Calypso started at Taurus.
"Just kidding! Nobody can resist Calypso." Taurus started petting her.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Pisces.
"Well... Scorpio and Virgo are gone," said Libra.
"Check out my muscles." Aries flexed her muscles. "I heard that wifeys like big muscles."
Capricorn smiled. "I like people who's name begins with "L" and who has blond hair."
Aries grinned. "You like Leo?"
"Sorry Cappy, I like Aries more than you," said Leo while resting his chin on Aries' head.
Capricorn sighed. "Blue eyes. He has to have blue eyes."
Cancer smirked. "So Leo with blue eye contacts?"
Everyone laughed except for Capricorn.
Gemini walked into the living room. "I'm back~"
"I didn't even realize she left," muttered Aquarius.
"RUDE! That's it, you get a first class seat for my next performance." Gemini pulled a trumpet from behind her back and skipped over to Aquarius.
"NOOOOOOO!" Aquarius ran around while Gemini played the trumpet in his ears.
"SURPRISE!" Virgo ran into the living room shooting a confetti gun at everyone.
"ATTACK!" Scorpio joined him.
"GET THE CONFETTI GUNS! WE MUST FIGHT BACK!" screamed Sagittarius.
"THEY'RE IN THE ART ROOM!" screamed Pisces who ran to the elevator. Everyone followed.
After getting their confetti guns, everyone began a confetti war. There was confetti all over the house. Everyone was laughing and having fun. If only every day could be like this.
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