"Come on guys! Get up and help us decorate for New Years," said Cancer.

"Yeah. We need all the help we can get," said Pisces. Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius stayed seated on the couches watching tv or doing something on their phones.

Taurus sighed. "We have gold spray on glitter that you guys can use to decorate the walls." All of the sudden everyone jumped up and looked through the decoration boxes until they found the bottles of glitter. Except for Capricorn because she was asleep.

"Hey guys, let's see how many things we can put on Capricorn before she wakes up," suggested Virgo. Libra put an empty box on top of Capricorn.

"She's going to hate us when she wakes up," said Libra.

Aquarius laughed. "She already hates me so it's go big or go home." Then he started placing objects on top of Capricorn. He even placed Calypso on her.

"Guys can't we just let her sleep in peace for once?" asked Cancer.

"Nope," replied Leo who was taking a video.

"All we need to do is mess up the place. Then she'll somehow wake up and stop us. You know, since she somehow always knows when we're up to no good," said Aries.

"Wait! I've got it!" said Sagittarius. "Aquarius and Libra help me out." The Sagittarius tried to pick up Virgo. Libra and Aquarius ran over to help.

"Sagittarius don't do that! You could hurt her!" said Taurus. Then they placed Virgo on top of Capricorn. Capricorn woke up. Virgo waved and Capricorn screamed.

"GET OFF ME BEFORE I-"

"I know, I know. Before you hurt me and make me suffer," said Virgo as he got up.

"Don't yell in the poor cat's ears!" demanded Scorpio. Then she picked Calypso up.

"Why am I covered in boxes and decorations?" asked Capricorn.

"The three idiots did it," said Scorpio.

"Hey we're not idiots!" announced Libra.

Scorpio smirked. "Your shirt is on backwards."

"What?" asked Libra as he took off his shirt and changed it around.

"Hey I'm done putting glitter on the walls! Oh would you look at that," said Gemini standing in front of a middle finger made out of spray on glitter.

"Maybe we should of let them sit down while we do all the decorating," muttered Pisces.

"Aww you don't want me to decorate the walls? Is that what you're saying Pisces? Because there's a lot of other things I can do with the glitter," said Gemini. Then she sprayed the glitter in Pisces' hair.

"Gemini!" whined Pisces.

"Ooh! Your hair is blue with gold glitter. Hehe... its so cool," said Cancer while admiring his hair.

"GLITTER WAR!" screamed Leo while approaching Aries.

"If you put that stuff in my hair, I'll kill you," warned Aries.

"I'm not going for your hair," said Leo. Then he covered her clothes in glitter. Aries started spraying Leo back.

"We're supposed to be decorating," said Taurus.

"We are. We're just decorating each other," said Aquarius as he tied a glittery ribbon in Taurus' hair.

Sagittarius realized something. If everyone is acting all crazy then now is my chance to sneak into the kitchen and eat some pie. Thought Sagittarius as he sneaked into the kitchen.

"I guess you can say that we're super fabulous right now," said Leo. Aries and Leo were completely covered in glitter.

"Wait, let's get some pictures," suggested Aries.

"I can take some for you," suggested Scorpio. Then Scorpio took pictures while Leo and Aries struck fabulous poses together. Eventually Calypso got her fur full of glitter and photobombed.

"Wow Capricorn you're so useful. Thank you so much for helping out with the decorations since no one else is helping," said Capricorn. "Oh you're welcome. I'm glad to be useful while everyone else is going crazy," replied Capricorn.

***

It was a few minutes before the countdown began. Everyone was in the living room.

"Hey guys. I saw this thing on tv where everyone found a partner to kiss and then they screamed 'happy new year!' We should try that!" suggested Taurus.

"Me? Kiss someone that I'm not even dating? Yeah, no thanks," said Scorpio.

"That would work for everyone besides Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio and Gemini," said Cancer.

"Virgo is a LONER!" shouted Aquarius in Virgo's ear. Virgo smothered Aquarius with a pillow.

"But the rest of us could do it," said Taurus.

"And the rest of us can just sit there awkwardly," said Gemini.

"HEY GEMINI! YOU CAN KISS VIRGO-" Virgo put the pillow back over Aquarius' face.

"I think it's time to take out the trash," said Virgo. Then he picked Aquarius up and brought him outside. Virgo placed him in the garbage bin and walked back inside. Scorpio chuckled and high fived Virgo.

"You know what we need to help us celebrate? Cheesecake!" suggested Aries.

"There's no where to buy a cheesecake right now though," said Libra.

"I'll make my own! Come on Scorpio!" ordered Aries. Then Aries and Scorpio went into the kitchen to make a cheesecake.

"Should we leave those two troubled young ladies alone in the kitchen? Who knows what trouble they could cause? Especially with so many dangerous weapons in there. We need to stop them before someone gets hurt! They could kill someone!" said Leo.

"Why are you always so damn dramatic?" asked Sagittarius.

"Hey! You stop pretending to be mature because whenever there's trouble you always have your hand in it," said Capricorn.

"Heavens no! Why would you imply such a ridiculous accusation? Me? A trouble maker? I am no such thing. You might of well have accused me of getting arrested," protested Leo while looking offended.

"You're still covered in glitter from your glitter war earlier," said Capricorn.

"You, Aries, Scorpio and Sagittarius almost got arrested last week," muttered Libra.

"What did they do?" asked Pisces.

"ANYWAY! That story isn't all that important so let's just let it go and move on," said Sagittarius.

"Now I really want to know," said Pisces. Then they heard knocking at the door.

"HELP! MURDERER! I'M BEING STABBED! AHHHH!" screamed Aquarius as he pressed his hands againced the door and fell down.

"Hey murderer? Is Aqua dead yet?" asked Libra.

"NO! IM STILL ALIVE! BUT JUST BY A BIT! COME SAVE ME LIBRA!" shouted Aquarius.

"Nah. Let me know when he's dead," said Libra. Taurus walked over and unlocked the door. Aquarius crawled in the living room panting and pretending to be hurt. Taurus helped him up.

"So where exactly did you get stabbed?" asked Taurus for a joke.

"Right on this lips," said Aquarius. "Kiss it and make it better." Then Taurus kissed him.

"Taurus and Aquarius sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage then comes the abrupt tragic miscarriage. First comes blame, the comes despair, two broken hearts beyond repair. D-I-V-O-R-C-E!" sang Gemini.

"What a horrible song. I'm gonna use that sometime," said Cancer.

"Someone go tell Aries and Scorpio that the countdown is about to start!" ordered Sagittarius. Virgo walked into the kitchen.

"Hey Aries, the countdown is starting. On no Scorpio you're not invited to join us because we don't like you. You're being evicted from the mansion tomorrow, sorry," said Virgo. Then Virgo walked back into the living room with a bunch of icing on his face. Aries and Scorpio came in soon after.

"10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR!" screamed everyone. All the couples kissed each other while Gemini, Pisces, Scorpio and Virgo continued cheering.