Sagittarius and Pisces were still asleep when Leo picked up a megaphone that he (for some reason) packed.

"FRÈRE JACQUES, FRÈRE JACQUES, DORMEZ VOUS? DORMEZ VOUS? SONNEZ LES MATINES, SONNEZ LES MATINES, DING DANG DONG. DING DANG DONG, FRÈ-"

"LEO IF YOU SING THAT SPANISH SONG AGAIN I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT-" threatened Sagittarius.

"It's french,"

"You could of just set an alarm," mumbled Pisces.

"Go big or go home," said Leo. Then they got ready.

***

Today the zodiacs decided to go to the animal kingdom.

"I can't wait to see all the animals!" said Cancer.

"Me too! Can we see them first?" asked Pisces.

"Sure," replied Capricorn.

"I can't wait to get on that Mount Everest ride," said Aries.

"Me too!" said Leo.

"Can we go on the safari train tour later?" asked Taurus.

"Yeah! I want to go too!" said Gemini.

"AHH!" screamed Aquarius.

"What?" asked Virgo.

"A gorilla escaped!" said Aquarius while pointing at Virgo. Libra took Aquarius' hand and pointed Aquarius' finger at himself.

"You're right Aqua. He's standing right there," said Libra. Virgo and Libra high fived.

"Really? Because I see three monkeys," said Gemini.

"That's it! You three are officially monkeys," said Scorpio.

"Guys! This map says we can find bats here!" said Sagittarius.

"We'll go visit the animals, then we'll go on Mount Everest, then we'll go on the safari tours and I forget what we'll do after that," explained Capricorn.

***

Leo, Aries, Sagittarius and Gemini went to see the bats.

"I don't see any," said Sagittarius looking into the glass window of the bad exhibit.

"Me either, maybe they're dead," said Gemini.

Leo chuckled. "Hey guys! What's the difference between Aries and a bat? One is a hairy blood sucking parasite, and the other is a bat,"

"FIGHT ME!" shouted Aries. Then Leo and Aries started wrestling.

"Bats are nocturnal but you'd think they'd come out in the day because they're in an exhibit," said Sagittarius.

"Maybe we need to come back later," said Gemini. Then Gemini stuck out her foot causing Aries and Leo to fall. Aries landed on top of Leo and their noses were touching. They both blushed. Gemini giggled.

"People are staring, you two can kiss later," said Sagittarius as he helped them both up.

***

Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer and Taurus were looking at the birds.

"There's so many different types of birds!" said Taurus.

"I know they're all so pretty," said Cancer. Then a parrot flew down and landed on Pisces' shoulder.

"Pisces... your shoulder," said Capricorn. Pisces turned his head to see the parrot staring at him. Pisces screamed and the parrot did too. Then the parrot started climbing up Pisces' neck.

"Ow..." said Pisces. Capricorn walked away.

"Smile!" said Taurus as she took pictures. Then the parrot sat on his head.

"Aww!" said Cancer.

"He's looking right at the camera!" said Taurus.

"Does that hurt?" asked Cancer.

"His claws are digging into my scalp," said Pisces. Then Capricorn came back and threw some bird seed in the air. The parrot flew away from Pisces and started eating the seeds.

"Thank you," said Pisces.

"No problem," said Capricorn.

***

Scorpio, Aquarius, Libra and Virgo were in a little room looking at snakes and insects that were in glass jars.

"I want a pet snake," said Scorpio.

"I do too. Then we can put it in Libra's shower," said Aquarius.

"Or in his bed," said Virgo.

"Too bad no one would trust you two with a dog, let alone a snake," said Libra.

"Guys! One of the snakes got loose!" shrieked Scorpio.

"WHAT?!?" asked Virgo.

"Snakes..." said Scorpio typing something into her phone.

"When are you going to stop that?" asked Libra.

"When I get enough information and do what I intend to do with it," replied Scorpio.

"Those spiders are creeping me out, can we go find everyone else again?" asked Aquarius.

"Fine," replied Virgo.

***

Afterwards everyone met up again.

"Mount Everest time!" cheered Sagittarius.

"Aries you better put your hair up because this is a fast ride," said Cancer.

"I would but it's so humid out that I literally can't put my hair up. Stupid curly hair!" said Aries.

"Here, I'll help," said Leo as he helped put Aries' hair up.

"Let's play a game. First to scream has to buy me chocolate," said Scorpio.

"You just want chocolate," said Taurus.

"Alright, first to scream has to buy everyone chocolate. I'm fine with that," said Capricorn.

"No, whoever has the most horrified face in the picture has to buy chocolate," suggested Pisces.

"Alright. But I'm going to have the biggest smile!" announced Aquarius.

"No I will!" argued Virgo.

"Pfft you guys don't stand a chance againced me," said Libra.

"I guess we'll see," said Gemini.

***

After the ride was finished everyone ran over to see the picture. Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio and Sagittarius were smiling. Taurus, Cancer and Capricorn looked like they were half smiling half screaming, Pisces was screaming but he didn't look too scared while Virgo, Aquarius and Libra tied for the most horrified face.

"Guess who's buying chocolate?" taunted Capricorn.

"Well... there was a uh... spider in my eye," said Libra.

"Do you even know how pathetic that sounded?" asked Virgo.

"Shut up you looked like you were about to fall to your death," said Libra.

"Aww come on! I look the less horrified out of the three of us," protested Aquarius.

"Nope it's a tie," said Aries.

"You better pay up or else my book of fears will suddenly become useful," said Scorpio.

"You guys only need to buy three chocolate bars each, that's not too bad," said Cancer.

"Hey! It's safari tour time!" announced Pisces.

"I know, I have my camera all ready to go," said Taurus.

"Will we at least see lions or something?" asked Sagittarius.

"You go on a train and you do see real life lions and crocodiles and the kind of animals you'd like," explained Taurus

"What if someone gets pushed out of the train when we pass by the crocodiles?" asked Leo.

"You'd probably get sued and arrested for killing someone," said Capricorn giving Leo a suspicious glance.

"Hey I'm joking! No seriously guys stop looking at me like that I was joking," said Leo.

"I heard you get to see giraffes too," said Gemini. Then the zodiacs went on the safari tour.