Cruise
The zodiacs were all aboard the cruise. It was a small cruise but it had a restaurant, an arcade, an area where you could walk around outside, a play place for little kids... etc.
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Libra, Virgo and Aquarius were sitting in the restaurant. There were round tables and chairs in the small room. It didn't look like much but the restaurant actually served amazing food. They ate a lot of food because Capricorn wasn't there to tell them not to.
"This food is the best. It's even better than Aquarius' cooking," said Virgo.
"But everything is better than Aquarius' cooking," said Libra.
"At least I don't burn the food," retorted Aquarius.
"That was Virgo's fault!" said Libra.
"You're the one that forgot to tell me that the cookies wouldn't take an hour to bake," said Virgo.
Libra snickered. "Did you hear that? He thought it would take an hour to bake cookies."
"I thought you had to bake Caesar salad so I can't judge him," said Aquarius.
"Am I the only one with a basic level of common sense?" asked Libra.
"I have common sense but I don't use it. If you constantly screw up then others won't have high expectations for you," explained Virgo. Then he kicked his feet up on the table and accidentally knocked his glass over.
"But then everyone thinks you're stupid," said Libra.
"It doesn't matter how much common sense you have as long as you know the Pythagorean theorem," joked Aquarius.
"What?" asked Virgo and Libra.
"Nothing."
"Hey, I wonder what our food bill is," said Libra.
"Probably like, one hundred dollars," joked Aquarius. Then they got up and walked to the counter to pay for their food.
"Your bill is-" the cashier's eyes went wide.
"Yes?" asked Aquarius.
"One hundred and thirteen dollars." Aquarius, Virgo and Libra looked at each other.
"How... how did we eat that much?" asked Libra.
"Well, the meals were around ten dollars each, and we all had seconds. Then we ate a shitload of desserts," explained Virgo.
"Yeah that sounds about right," said Aquarius. Then Libra payed for their food.
***
Aries, Scorpio and Gemini were sitting on the deck (sorry if that's wrong I don't really know what the outdoors part of a ship is called). There was a gentle breeze outside and it was warm.
"Ah the weather is so nice around here. I'm glad to get a break from all that snow," said Aries.
"But when there's snow outside you can make a strong breeze blow snow at people and laugh. Oh wait, I forgot you guys can't do that," said Gemini.
"I want the sun to come back at home. I hate wearing winter boots," said Scorpio.
"Wait! Being on a ship like this gives me an idea," said Aries. Then she jumped up, ran to the end of the ship and stretched her arms out.
"What are you doing?" asked Gemini.
"Oh, I get it," said Scorpio. Then she ran over and put her hands againced Aries' outstretched hands creating the "king of the world" pose. Gemini ran over and pointed her phone at them. Aries and Scorpio stuck their tongues out.
"I'm sending this to the group chat," said Gemini.
"Ask them if I look hot," joked Scorpio.
"Did you just say that?" asked Aries.
"I'm kidding. When someone tells a joke you're supposed to laugh," said Scorpio.
"Ha... ha... ha... Gemini isn't laughing!" shouted Aries. Then Scorpio walked over and tickled Gemini until she started laughing uncontrollably. After Scorpio stopped she turned around to tickle Aries but she wasn't there.
"Where did Aries go?" asked Scorpio.
"Over... there..." gasped Gemini as she tried to regain her breath. Scorpio looked and saw Aries running away as fast as she could. Scorpio decided to chase after her.
***
Taurus, Cancer, Pisces and Capricorn were in the kids play area because they didn't know where else to go. Also Cancer and Pisces practically begged them to go there so they could play with the little kids. Taurus and Capricorn just agreed. They ended up playing around in the large ballpit. Pisces seemed to be smiling about something the whole time they were there.
"INCOMING!" then Cancer threw a ball at Taurus.
"Uh oh. SURPRISE ATTACK!" shouted Taurus as she launched at few balls at Cancer. Cancer laughed as a few of them hit her in the face.
"Wahahaha, DIE!" laughed a kid before throwing a ball full force at Pisces.
"OW!" screeched Pisces.
"Hehehehehe," then the little kid gathered up more balls.
"That kid looks like the female version of Sagittarius," said Capricorn.
"No wonder. The whole red head thing must cause kids to be like that," joked Cancer.
"Well your hair is orange which is close enough and you're not mean," said Taurus.
"I can name quite a few people like that who don't have red hair," said Capricorn.
"Basically everyone else except for us?" asked Taurus.
"Yeah," replied Capricorn.
"The others aren't mean. They just do mean pranks," said Cancer. Then the little kid pulled on Pisces' ankle which caused Pisces to fall down. Then the little kid sat on Pisces.
"We better go help him," said Taurus.
"There's so many balls. Where was he again?" asked Cancer.
"Pisces?" asked Capricorn.
"AHH!" then Taurus tripped over an arm and fell down.
"There they are!" said Capricorn. Then Capricorn and Cancer helped Pisces and Taurus up.
"Pisces... you have a little something on your back," said Cancer.
"Ankle biter is there isn't she?" asked Pisces. Then Capricorn tried to pull the little girl off Pisces' back but she refused to let go. Then Taurus helped Capricorn and eventually they pulled the little girl off of Pisces.
"Are you okay?" asked Cancer.
"I'm fine," replied Pisces. Capricorn and Taurus let go of the little girl once they lead her away from Pisces.
"Hehehehehehe I'm coming~" taunted the little girl. Then she tried to run through the ball pit as fast as she could. Pisces screamed and climbed out of the ball pit.
"Okay, she's mean but she's still really adorable," said Cancer.
"Little kids are cool but not when they act like that," said Taurus.
"Where's her mother?" asked Capricorn. Cancer pointed to a sleeping woman. Capricorn sighed. Since her mother wasn't watching her, Cancer, Taurus and Capricorn decided to play with the little girl. Pisces didn't come back.
***
Leo and Sagittarius were playing in the arcade. They were playing air hockey.
"Leo! Look!" shouted Sagittarius as he hit the puck.
"Did you seriously think I'd look away?" asked Leo.
"Yeah, kind of," said Sagittarius. Then he scored on Leo and won the game.
"What should we do now?" asked Leo.
"Hmm... let's get a drink. I'm thirsty," replied Sagittarius. Then Leo and Sagittarius walked out of the arcade and found a vending machine.
"I told you there were vending machines around here," said Leo.
"You were right," said Sagittarius. Then they both got a bottle of pop each.
"Let's go sit down," suggested Leo. Then Leo and Sagittarius sat down on a bench in front of a huge glass window.
"I can't wait to get to the tropical islands. Then I'll be able to walk around without my shirt on and Aries will get to see my abs," said Leo.
"Oh yeah? Well I'll get to wear t-shirts and Cancer will get to see my muscles," said Sagittarius while showing off his muscles.
"Woah you have big muscles," said Leo.
"Do you even lift bro?" asked Sagittarius.
"I lift more than you," argued Leo.
"Fight- wait! If we fight on the cruise then Capricorn will chop our heads off," said Sagittarius.
"Then I guess we have to behave," said Leo with a scowl on his face.
***
A few hours later the captain announced that they have arrived at Ursa Major. The zodiacs were all together as they walked out of the cruise and stepped onto the island.
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