Completely Insane Gemini
"HEY GIRLS! RISE AND SHINE IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY," said Virgo who marched in the girl's room.
"VIRGO GET OUT!" screamed Taurus. Virgo sat down on the couch next to her.
"What's that best friend Taur taur? You want to bond as us earth signs should?" asked Virgo. Gemini chuckled because it amused her how Virgo was bothering Taurus.
"SCORPIO!" screamed Taurus.
"Oh shit." Virgo got up and tried to leave the room but someone held the door closed on the other side. "LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!"
"What's that? I can't hear you," said Libra while holding the door closed.
"He needs hearing aids," said Aquarius. Then Scorpio grabbed Virgo from behind. Virgo started screaming and trying to get away.
"Remember how I said you'd be in trouble the next time you randomly march on in here?" whispered Scorpio in Virgo's ear. Virgo bit his lip and nodded. Then Scorpio grinned and started tickling Virgo.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH STOP IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY STOMACH HURTS!" screeched Virgo.
"Are you sorry?" asked Scorpio.
"NEVER!" screamed Virgo. Then Scorpio continued tickling him until someone tackled her off of him. Scorpio looked up and saw Aries pinning her down.
"What are you doing?" asked Scorpio.
"Virgo it's your chance! Get her!" said Aries. Then Virgo got up and started tickling Scorpio.
"AHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT AHAHAHAHAHA I'LL KILL YOU BOTH AHAHAHAHAHA," screamed Scorpio.
"Aww you could never kill anyone. You're too cute and cuddly," said Virgo. Scorpio blushed.
"AHAHAHAHAHA DON'T CALL ME CUTE AHAHAHAHAHA I'M TOUGH NOT CUTE!"
"Nope you're a cutie!" said Virgo. Then he hugged Scorpio.
"G-get your arms off of me," said Scorpio.
"That didn't sound very convincing," said Taurus.
"She loves my hugs and she knows it," said Virgo.
"Where's all the other losers?" asked Aries.
"Sleeping probably," replied Taurus.
"This is a great opportunity!" said Gemini. Then she ran into her room.
"Why did Gemini run past me while grinning?" asked Capricorn.
"Because she's up to something," replied Aries.
"Gemini what are you going to do with that?" asked Pisces from the bedroom.
"I'M GOING TO WAKE THE BOYS UP!"
"Gemini why did you even bring that?!?"
"You never know when you'll need it!" then Gemini ran into the living room holding her trumpet. Pisces chased after her.
"Gemini that's not very nice," said Pisces.
"Pisces you're so cute and kind. But I'm not!" then Gemini ran out of the room. Three seconds later they heard a trumpet blaring in the room next to them. Then they heard a bunch of thumping and screaming.
"Who's playing a trumpet next door?" asked Cancer as she walked into the living room and sat down.
"Take a guess," said Capricorn who walked out of the kitchen with a smoothie in her hands.
"HELP ME! Gemini is a crazy lady!" said Aquarius who ran in the room with wide eyes and closed the door behind him.
"What's she doing?" asked Taurus.
"Blaring the trumpet and screaming at us while running all over the place. That girl has an infinite amount of energy," replied Aquarius.
"Aquarius help! Virgo won't stop hugging me!" said Scorpio.
"If you want help then why are you smiling?" asked Aquarius.
"She secretly loves it," replied Aries.
"Does Taur-Taur want a hug too?" asked Aquarius.
"No! I'm good," replied Taurus.
"TOO BAD!" then Aquarius ran over to Taurus and gave her a hug.
"Help us!" pleaded Leo as he crawled in through the window.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" screamed Gemini. Leo screamed and locked the window.
"NO! OPEN UP AND LET ME IN! QUICKLY!" screamed Sagittarius who pounded on the window. Then Sagittarius had pure horror written on his face as he was dragged away.
"What's she even doing over there?" asked Capricorn.
"When I escaped, she was dancing and if we didn't mimic her dance moves she'd yell and play the trumpet in our ears!" said Leo.
"Maybe I shared a bit too much candy with her," said Pisces.
"So Gemini's having a sugar high. Well that's nice," said Cancer.
"Poor Libra and Sagittarius," said Cancer.
"Haha Libby-I mean Libra is stuck with Gemini," said Virgo.
"NO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SO THE TWIRLY SWIRL!" screamed Gemini from the other room.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWIRLY TWIRL ANYWAY? WHO NAMES THIS SHIT?" screamed Sagittarius.
"YOUR LANGUAGE!" screamed Gemini.
"GUYS SHE'S DISTRACTED LET ME IN!" screamed Libra while pounding on the door. Virgo got up and let Libra in.
"Those dance moves she had us doing... I'm exhausted after two minutes," said Libra as he collapsed on the couch.
"Yay... now Virgo isn't hugging me anymore! This is great! I hope he doesn't do it again," said Scorpio. "It would be really bad if Virgo hugged me again. That's why he shouldn't do it!"
"Just admit that you have feelings," said Aries.
"Pfft... what are feelings?" asked Scorpio.
"They're what you feel when Virgo gives you a hug," replied Capricorn.
"What was Gemini like? Besides the dance moves?" asked Taurus.
"She's gone completely insane. You can see it in her eyes!" said Libra.
"Okay, but we're not asking what she's usually like," said Pisces.
"It was like the demon of craziness possessed her," said Libra.
"Poor Sag is still there," said Leo.
"I didn't know sugar rushes were like THAT," said Taurus.
"She's already really crazy so I guess that's why," said Capricorn.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed someone while sprinting down the hall. Then they heard crazy laughter chasing the other person.
"We'd better go catch her," said Cancer.
***
Sagittarius pressed a hand over his mouth and nose to muffle his breathing. WHAT'S GOING ON? GEMIMI IS ACTING LIKE SHE'S ON DRUGS, IS SHE OKAY? It's alright I'm safe now. She won't find me and I'll get away. Thought Sagittarius. Sagittarius decided to run away because Gemini tried to shove a soap bar down his throats since he was swearing so much.
Sagittarius looked around. Right now he was in a tree. He didn't see Gemini. That crazy girl could be ANYWHERE! And I'm not doing another swirly twirl or whatever she called that stupid dance move!
"FOUND YOU!" Sagittarius screamed and fell out of the tree. Gemini grinned at him with the creepiest face he ever saw.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" asked Sagittarius.
"NOTHING! THIS IS MY TRUE FORM!" replied Gemini.
"Did they give you drugs? Wait they wouldn't have any to give you. Are you drunk?" asked Sagittarius.
"DRUNK OFF OF THE BLOOD OF MY ENNEMIES!" Then Sagittarius got up and ran away. Gemini made a bunch of wind spin around him, trapping him.
"Gemini let me go!" demanded Sagittarius.
"No! We're going to do some more dancing!" said Gemini. Sagittarius made a bunch of fire swirl around Gemini. She screamed and the wind that swirled around Sagittarius disappeared.
"HELP! Fire!" A few seconds later the flames disappeared and Sagittarius was gone.
***
The girls were looking for Gemini while the guys looked for Sagittarius.
"Gemini... come out or you won't be able to go to the wedding," said Cancer.
"When is the wedding anyway? I lost track of what day it is," said Aries.
"The wedding is in three days," replied Taurus.
"I can't wait, Hydra and Phoenix seem to really love each other," said Scorpio.
"Aha! A clue!" then Capricorn ran forward and examined the ground.
"What?" asked everyone else.
"The tips of the grass ate burnt, they're forming a circle. It looks like a bunch of fire swirled around here," explained Capricorn.
"Oh! So maybe Gemini caught up to Sagittarius and he swirled fire around her to escape," said Aries. Capricorn nodded.
"So... where do we go now?" asked Scorpio.
"Hmm... I'd say based off of the fact that there's a shoe over there, let's go that way," said Taurus while pointing over to the side of the hotel. The five girls walked over to the shoe.
"This is Saggi's shoe," said Cancer while examining the shoe.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"That's him!" said Cancer. Then the girls followed the screaming.
***
"Haha Sagittarius needs to be saved by us, how pathetic," said Leo.
"If we kept the window locked you'd be running away just like him," said Libra.
"PIGGYBACK RIDE!" screamed Aquarius while jumping on Libra's back and causing Libra to face plant in the ground with Aquarius still on his back.
"Oh my gosh! Are you alright Libra?" asked Pisces who helped Libra up.
"Ahh," said Libra who touched his nose.
"Your nose is bleeding," said Leo.
"I the great Virgo will step in and do the responsible thing," then Virgo took off his shirt and gave it to Libra.
"I'm not using your shirt, I'll get blood all over it," said Libra.
"But it's the mature thing to do. I'm sure everyone else enjoys the view," said Virgo while striking a pose.
"Uh oh. I'm sorry Libra I didn't expect that to happen," said Aquarius.
"Well what DID you think was going to happen?" asked Libra. Then Virgo took Libra's hands (with his shirt in them) and made Libra use his shirt as a tissue.
"Virgo is letting Libra use his shirt to wipe up all the blood. Somehow I'm not even surprised even though this is one of those "what the heck" moments," said Pisces.
"I'm sorry I got your shirt full of blood," said Libra.
"Nah, I have plenty of shirts! Also that one belongs to Aquarius, I stole it because it looked nice," said Virgo.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" then Aquarius chased Virgo around the back of the hotel.
"Uh... guys... you might want to come here," said Virgo. Leo, Libra and Pisces ran around the corner to see all the other zodiacs behind the hotel. Sagittarius and Gemini were trapped in cages made out of tree branches while the rest of the girls sat around them.
"We caught them," said Taurus.
"I can see that," said Aquarius.
"Why isn't Virgo wearing his shirt?" asked Scorpio.
"So... because... damn it I failed to come up with a witty comeback," said Virgo who face palmed.
"Are you okay? Is that a nose bleed?" asked Capricorn.
"Yeah Aquarius caused it but I'm using his shirt right now so it's all good," said Libra.
"Haha look at the loser stuck in the cage," said Leo while pressing his face up against Sagittarius' cage.
"Haha look who's shoelace is untied," said Sagittarius. Then Leo looked down. "Haha made you look."
Aries was laughing. "He got you good that time."
"When can I get out of here?" asked Gemini.
"Are you calm now?" asked Cancer.
"Yes. OF COURSE I AM!!! Uh I mean... yeah," replied Gemini.
"It seems like more than a sugar rush to me," said Taurus.
"Well... I found this in my pocket." Then Gemini handed Taurus a bottle.
"Cappy what's this?" asked Taurus.
"It makes you super energetic. This bottle was likely stolen from Hydra," said Capricorn.
"How do you know?" asked Scorpio.
"Because it says "if you're reading this bottle then it was stolen from Hydra. I suspect it was Sagittarius and Leo", I guess they decided to plant the evidence on the victim," said Capricorn.
"I'M INNOCENT!" shouted Leo and Sagittarius at the same time.
"My guess is that one of them snuck in our room and put a drip of that in a random cup so that whoever drank it would go crazy," said Cancer.
"So they didn't know they were pranking Gemini until they saw her drink out of the cup?" asked Virgo
"Why are you playing innocent? You helped too! So did Aquarius!" said Leo.
"I thought they'd get caught and I didn't want to risk going after the whole "Scorpio hiding in the closet" thing," said Libra.
"Did you guys sneak back in after we caught you trying to take my candy?" asked Pisces.
"We snuck in this morning. Gemini was making a smoothie so when she turned her back I snuck a few drops on her smoothie. Then the four of us went back to our room," explained Aquarius.
"It was meant for Taurus, Cancer or Capricorn so that they'd go crazy since the other three are already crazy," said Sagittarius.
"But Gemini was the only one up so we decided to prank her instead," said Virgo.
"I'm... sleepy," said Gemini. Then she fell asleep leaning against the cage. Then the cages around Sagittarius and Gemini disappeared. Pisces lifted Gemini up. Libra used little air currents to push Gemini up but he let Pisces think that he could carry her easily.
"So... what are we going to do now?" asked Taurus.
"Well I think we just heard a confession from them!" said Scorpio while pointing to Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius and Virgo.
"So, we get to beat them up?" asked Aries. Then Scorpio and Aries chased Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius and Aquarius back inside the hotel.
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