The next day, everyone besides Capricorn was in the living room.

"Where's Cappy?" asked Aquarius.

Taurus sighed. "She left after what you and Libra did yesterday."

Libra chuckled. "She didn't like our sandwich protest?"

Aquarius shrugged. "I guess not."

The door opened. Capricorn walked in. "I expect the two of you to clean up the mess you made. Those grilled cheese are more than likely full of bugs, and they were perfectly edible grilled cheese!"

Libra hid behind Virgo. "Kill him first."

Virgo glared at Libra. "Best friend Cappy would never kill me!"

"I'd do it for a dime," muttered Gemini.

"You'd what?" asked Scorpio who looked at Gemini.

Gemini paled. "I wouldn't lay a finger on him for a dime. Haha... haha... please don't hurt me."

"We have more important things!" announced Aries. "Like punishing the traitors that snuck off to Paris without us!"

Leo crossed his arms. "I say we should AT LEAST cover their hair with sparkles."

Pisces grinned. "Do it! Do it! Do it!"

"Maybe we could see if they can defend themselves," suggested Scorpio. Everyone looked at the guilty zodiacs.

"I... um... I... I don't know what to say," stuttered Cancer.

Pisces scratched his neck. "I'm stumped as well. Let's just accept our death."

"Wait!" announced Gemini. "What about the vacation we planned?"

Cancer's face lit up. "OH YEAH! You shouldn't kill us because we made plans. We told Taurus about them yesterday."

"What plans?" asked Sagittarius.

"Plans to make Sagittarius a pretty princess. Let's give him a pink dress that matches his hair!" laughed Leo.

Sagittarius curled his fists. "I'd shave my entire fucking head, but I don't want to be bald. Taurus should get punished for this."

Taurus stared at him while holding up a brown chunk of hair. "Well, you did this to me, so we're even."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY!" shouted Moncer. "We planned a nice vacation for you ungrateful fucks so why don't you listen to what we have to say?"

Gemini and Pisces exchanged happy glances.

Capricorn crossed her arms. "Alright. We're listening."

Gemini smiled. "We planned a vacation to go to a beach house for a while. We'll drive there today and we can bring Calypso too."

Aries squealed and jumped up and down. "BE-"

Leo covered her mouth. "Now, now Aries. No need to make us all need hearing aids from your loud shouting."

"Ahem." Leo glanced at Capricorn, who gave him a heavy stare.

"Oops, sorry Cap. I kinda forgot."

"I can learn how to surfboard!" cheered Sagittarius.

"I can push Libra off his surfboard!" cheered Virgo.

Capricorn cleared her throat. "So, everyone get packed so that we can leave. We'll do a random draw to see who had to share a car with who."

"Wait. Are we taking the cars or trucks?" asked Taurus.

Capricorn shrugged. "We always drive the cars everywhere. Let's drive the trucks this time."

***

Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius and Pisces were in the first truck. Taurus was driving with Gemini in the passenger seat while a pouty Leo and Sagittarius who weren't allowed to drive (good decision guys) were in the back with Cancer and Pisces. Calypso slept in Gemini's lap.

"SQUIRREL!" screamed Gemini.

"WHERE?" shrieked Taurus.

"You fell for it!"

"Gemini don't do that. Only scream if there actually-"

"MOOSE!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Haha. Maybe you should let me drive."

"Maybe you should let ME drive!" declared Leo.

"Yeah, me too!" agreed Sagittarius.

"The only other safe choice besides me and Taurus would be Cancer," said Pisces.

Cancer stared ahead like she was deep in concentration. "I would love to drive. Can I please?" her voice was extra soft and calm.

Pisces squinted his eyes. "Everything alright Cancer?"

Cancer nodded. "Can I drive please?"

Pisces pulled a can of silly string out of his pocket.

Cancer snatched the bottle and tried to spray it everywhere. "Huh?"

"Aha!" Pisces grinned. "That's an empty bottle. You're Moncer, pretending to be Cancer!"

Moncer angrily chucked the empty silly string of the window. "Not I'm not! Let me drive! Let's go two hundred and twenty kilometres per hour!"

Leo frowned. "Moncer is going to pretend to be Cancer for now on... uh oh."

"What's the beach house like? Is it like a house, but on a beach?" asked Sagittarius.

Gemini cleared her throat. "It's a house on a beach, but there's lots of other stuff we can do like surf. There no other beach houses around ours, but there's a rafting hut with a guy that will show us how to surfboard and stuff five minutes away."

Taurus sighed. "It's crazy how we just packed up and left. I'm used to having at least one days notice before going somewhere."

Sagittarius grinned. "Yeah, but that's what makes it an adventure! Also I bought hair dye and you," he pointed at Taurus, "are going to re-dye it!"

Taurus sighed. "Whatever."

Leo gasped. "But I love your hair!" Then he patted Sagittarius's hair.

"Hey look! A booster juice. Can we get some?" asked Pisces.

"Sure." Then Taurus drive to booster juice.

***

Aquarius was driving, Capricorn was in the passenger seat, while Aries, Scorpio, Virgo and Libra were in the back.

Capricorn's eyes were wide open as she feared for her life.

Virgo grinned. "That's so cool! The Virgo squad are all together!"

"Virgo squad?" questioned Scorpio.

Virgo nodded. "The group of inseparable best friends. I'm the leader, Virgo, the second in command is Scorpio while the other members are bestie Libby, bestie Aqua, bestie Ari and bestie Cappy! Together, we're the Virgo squad!"

Capricorn face palmed. "I can't believe I just heard that nonsense."

Scorpio shrugged. "It's cute how much he values his best friends."

Aquarius blinked in surprise. "Yesterday he almost pushed me off of the roof. The day before, he almost broke Libra's arm."

"Shhhhhhh!" hushed Virgo. "The point is, the six of us are super close and we'll always be best friends."

Aries looked at Virgo. "But I'm not even close with Aquarius or Libra."

Libra chuckled. "Yeah. I haven't really talked to Aries or Scorpio in a while."

Virgo frowned. "So, who else isn't close with who?"

"I'm not close with Aries or Cap," said Aquarius.

Capricorn looked around. "Well, I don't talk to Scorpio a whole lot, but I'm good friends with the rest of you."

Scorpio shrugged. "I'm not close with Capricorn or Libra. Sometimes me and Aqua team up to prank Virgo, so I'm kinda friends with him."

Virgo grinned even wider. "Well that's going to be changed!"

Libras eyes widened. "What exactly are you going to do?"

"Make us spend time with the people we're not close with?" asked Capricorn.

Virgo nodded. "Exactly!"

Aries crossed her arms. "Just try to make me spend time with Aqua or Libra. You can't make me do anything."

"Yeah, how are you going to make us?" asked Scorpio.

Virgo shrugged. "I can't reveal my tactics yet."

Aquarius laughed. "He's got nothing."

Virgo grinned. "Oh, you'll see."

***

The first group arrived at the beach house.

(The pic above is what it's like on the inside while the other is the outside. There's a bit of sand between the house and the water)

The house contained three bedrooms and nice furniture. There was a living room with two sofas, a tv, a hammock, a kitchen and a bathroom with a jacuzzi.

Everyone got out of the car and went inside. Taurus and Gemini were taking pictures. Calypso decided to explore outside, and walked to the beach.

"So, there's only three bedrooms?" asked Pisces.

Gemini nodded. "Three of us can share one room, the other three can take the other, and we'll leave the other six to figure it out."

Taurus shrugged. "Me, Gem and Cancer can share a room and the boys can share a room. Isn't there like a hammock in the rooms?"

"Yes," replied Gemini. "Two people can share the bed while the other can sleep in the hammock since all three bedrooms have hammocks."

"So, six of them will share one room or what?" asked Sagittarius.

Cancer shrugged. "It's their problem to figure out. Let's go claim the rooms before they get here."

Leo looked out the window. "I can't wait to go swimming."

Sagittarius jumped on Leo's back and covered his eyes. "Surprise attack!"

"Ahhhh. I can't see." Leo stumbled around and fell over.

"Well, our vacation is off to a nice start," said Taurus sarcastically.

"Get up or I'll make Moncer come out," warned Cancer.

Sagittarius and Leo both jumped up.

"They're here!" announced Pisces. All six of them pulled their suitcases into their bedrooms before the others got out of their truck.

***

"I can't wait to swim!" announced Aries as they walked inside the house.

"The fire sign can't wait to get in the water," chuckled Scorpio. Aries shrugged.

"So, where are the bedrooms?" asked Libra.

Taurus walked up to them. "Hi guys. There's three bedrooms. We have already claimed two of them, so figure it out." Then she ran back down a hallway, into her room.

"The six of us have to share a room?" asked Aquarius.

"No way!" protested Aries.

"Three of us can share a room. The other three can have the sofas or something," suggested Scorpio.

"So, who's getting the room?" asked Capricorn.

"SUCKERS!" Virgo ran down a hallway and opened a door. "Oh. You guys are in this room? Which one is the empty one? Okay thanks!" Then Virgo ran into the empty room.

"So. I guess it's a question of which two wants to share a room with Virgo," said Libra.

Everyone stared at each other.

"I'll take the hammock." Aries put her suitcase beside the hammock and sat down.

"Sofa." Capricorn sat on the sofa.

"You two share with him." Scorpio ran over to the other sofa.

Libra and Aquarius looked at each other.

Aquarist shrugged. "Virgo's cool. I don't mind." Then he pulled his suitcase across the wooden floor, into the room with Virgo.

"OH LIBBY! WHERE ARE YOU~" sang Virgo from the room.

Libra sighed. "Can I just share a couch with you Capricorn?"

Capricorn grinned. "Nope. Now go say hi to your best friends."

Aquarius ran out of the room and dragged Libra in.

***

Later on, the zodiacs were all relaxing. They planned to go swimming and stuff tomorrow, today they'd just relax.

Capricorn was cooking with Libra, Aries and Sagittarius were playing volleyball with a volleyball net that was set up on the sand, Leo watched the volleyball game, Taurus and Aquarius were relaxing on the roof away from everyone else, Scorpio was trying to take a nap, Virgo was watching tv, Pisces and Gemini decided to splash around in the water while Cancer was exploring.

***

"I'm thinking I'll make grilled cheese for everyone." Capricorn put a frying pan on the stove.

The kitchen had a wooden floor, a kitchen table in front of two glass doors that led outside, and it had three high stools in front of the counter.

Libra groaned. "Not that shitty food! Grilled cheese is devils food." He sat on one of the high stools and rested his head on the counter.

Capricorn shrugged. "Then I guess we'll all eat devils food."

"Can't we make hamburgers instead?"

Capricorn walked over to him and ruffled his hair. "Aww, little Libby is being picky again."

"Little Liby refuses to eat shit."

Capricorn lightly slapped his side before going back over to the stove. "I suppose we can make burgers."

Libra's face lit up. "YES! Decent food!"

"But," Capricorn turned to looked at him. "You have to help me clean up afterwards."

Libra shrugged. "Whatever." Then he pulled the box of burgers out of the freezer and put them in the frying pan.

"If only we had a barbecue. Barbecue burgers are much better than stove cooked burgers."

"Oh well. Let's put onions in the burgers because Virgo HATES onions."

Capricorn hit him with the spatula. "Be good."

"Nah. Right now I'm naughty Libra."

"Is that so? Naughty zodiacs don't get hamburgers."

"So almost everyone else is going to starve?"

"Uh... well... naughty Libras don't get food."

Libra chuckled. "You can't stop me." Then a plant on the counter grew longer and wrapped around Libra. He blinked in surprise.

Capricorn smiled. "I believe I can."

Libra chuckled. "Fine, you got me. Now let me go so I can help you cook." The plant shrunk back to the way it was. Libra walked over and hugged Capricorn from behind while resting his chin on her shoulder.

***

Aries spiked the volleyball over the net. Sagittarius dove for it, and sent it back up. Aries tried to hit it back, but her fingers slipped and the ball went straight in the air before landing on her side.

"Point Sagittarius. The score is twelve to nine, for Aries," announced Leo.

Aries passed the ball to Sagittarius. Sagittarius smirked before serving the ball. It crashed into the net.

Leo grinned. "OHHH. Another point for the beautiful Aries. Sagittarius, we're playing volleyball, not soccer. You're supposed to get the ball OVER the net."

Leo rolled out of the way just in time to avoid getting scorched by a fireball. "Anyone that attacks the ref gets an automatic negative ten points."

Aries grinned and flipped her hair back. "It's okay, Sagittarius, not everyone is a volleyball pro." Then she served the ball and it crashed into the net.

Sagittarius rose an eyebrow. "Did you forget that we're playing volleyball as well?"

Aries laughed. "That was a bad serve."

Leo cleared his throat. "Ahem. Volleyball is a sport where the server hits the ball OVER the net. Other sports like soccer, basketball and hockey are sports where the ball goes IN the net. What sport are we playing Aries?"

"Volley ball," laughed Aries.

"Okay. What sport are we playing Sagittarius?"

"Leo shut the fuck up before I punch you."

"I'm sorry, but I don't know how to play that sport, but the correct answer is volleyball."

"You smart ass little shit piece of-"

The ball flew over the net and hit Sagittarius in the face.

Aries smiled innocently. "Oops. You weren't ready? I'm sorry!" said Aries in a voice that wasn't sorry at all.

Sagittarius spiked the ball at Leo. "If I get hurt he does too."

"For hurting the ref, Sagittarius gets negative ten points," announced Leo.

"You little-" Sagittarius ran over to Leo. Leo got up and screamed like a little girl as he ran across the sand, away from Sagittarius.

Aries shrugged and continued working in her spike.

***

Taurus and Aquarius were on top of the roof.

"The view is beautiful from up here," said Taurus.

Aquarius scooted closer and wrapped his arm around Taurus. "You know what else is beautiful?"

Taurus blushed. "What?"

"Virgo."

Taurus glared and playfully smacked Aquarius while Aquarius almost fell off the roof from laughing so hard.

"That's something he'd say."

"I'm only joking, you're more beautiful than Virgo."

"If you keep talking shit, you're gonna get hit."

Taurus and Aquarius whipped their heads around. Virgo pulled himself on top of the roof and sat down beside Aquarius.

"Virgo what are you doing? We're having a romantic moment!" pouted Taurus.

"Honey, you're about as romantic as an awkward first date."

Aquarius tried not to laugh, but he failed.

Taurus inhaled sharply. "Well, you're about as romantic as a trash can."

Virgo blinked. "Woah, that sucked."

"Almost as much as you."

"That barely made sense."

"Half the shit you say doesn't make sense, but here we are."

"I'd call you dumb but your hair is brown now."

"Oh haha a dumb blonde joke. How original."

"More original than you'll ever be."

"Come back when you learn how to make sense."

"Come back when you're actually cool enough to be around me."

"You're about as cool as the sun."

"So you're saying I'm super hot? Thanks Taurus, but you probably shouldn't say that with your boyfriend right there, he might be jealous."

"Virgo, fuck off!" Then Taurus pushed Virgo off the roof.

"Virgo!" Aquarius crawled to the edge of the roof. Virgo was lying on the ground.

"OH MY GOD! I didn't mean to do that!" shrieked Taurus.

Aquarius jumped off the roof, Taurus followed.

"He's not moving," sobbed Taurus. She sat on her knees. "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to push him off!"

"Virgo?" Aquarius checked his heartbeat. "He's still alive. But he's not breathing. I guess I'll have to do CPR." Aquarius opened Virgo's mouth and hesitantly leaned forward.

Virgo jumped up. "Eww! I don't like you like that Aqua!"

Taurus screamed before getting up and slapping Virgo as hard as she could. "How dare you fake dead!"

Aquarius was too shocked to move. "What's going on?"

Virgo smirked. "A bunch of vines grew out of the ground and caught me. I made them disappear and played dead. I held my breath when you checked to see if I was breathing."

"YOU IDIOT! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!"

"Uh oh." Virgo ran away. Taurus screamed at him while chasing him.

Aquarius got up and walked along the beach. He saw Aries practicing her volleyball skills.

"Did Leo and Sag leave you?"

Aries looked up. "Yeah. Wanna play volleyball with me?"

"Sure. I need something to do while I wait for Taurus to stop chasing and threatening Virgo."

***

Scorpio was sleeping peacefully on the sofa.

Moncer walked in the room and observed the sleeping Scorpion. Look at the victim, fast asleep and completely oblivious about what's going to happen. Just the way I like them.

Moncer sat down on the arm of the chair and started trying to think of what to do. Then she grinned. Moncer ran to her room, took the covers off the bed and ran back into the living room with a thin sheet.

Moncer looked around the house for heavy items. She couldn't find any, so she found another solution. Scorpio was a light sleeper, so Moncer carefully lifted the cushion under Scorpio's feet before tucking part of the blanket in under it. Then Moncer carefully spread the blanket so that it was over Scorpio's head, and tucked the other end under the cushion under Scorpio's head.

The blanket was now wrapped around Scorpio, and tucked into the cushions under her. Then Moncer flicked Scorpio's forehead through the thin blanket.

Scorpio shot up. All she could see was black (Because the blanket was tucked around her). Scorpio panicked.

"Hello! Who's there? Where am I?" No one answered. Scorpio tried to pull the blanket away, but it was tucked under the cushions. Scorpio had no idea why the blanket wouldn't move.

"Virgo I swear if you're the one that pranked me-"

"Scorpio darling, you've been kidnapped again," said Moncer in a deep voice.

"Alright, who's messing with me this time? I swear when I find out who did this-" Scorpio pulled the side of the blanket free. Scorpio crawled out from under the blanket.

"Oh. The blanket was tucked around me the whole time."

"Hi Scorpy!" Scorpio turned around to see a grinning Cancer.

"It was you?"

"No it was a ghost."

Scorpio sighed. "I feel bad. Now I'm going to have to prank Cancer for revenge, but Cancer didn't do anything wrong."

Moncer hissed. "Leave her out of this!"

"Actions have consequences, Moncer, and you pranked the most feared zodiac."

"Pfft, you can't even do anything to me!"

"Watch." Scorpio lifted Moncer up and carried her outside.

***

Gemini giggled as she splashed water at Pisces. They were wearing shorts, up to their knees in water.

"Splash attack!" Pisces splashed water back at Gemini.

Gemini laughed and jumped on Pisces' back.

"Woah. Gemini I'm fall-" Pisces fell in the water, getting both of them soaked.

Gemini screamed. "I'm all wet!"

Pisces smirked. "Well, we ARE in water, so I wouldn't say water will keep you dry."

Gemini crossed her arms. "Haha very funny."

Pisces shrugged. "You did this to yourself by jumping on me."

"Look, a crab." Gemini tried to catch the crab.

Pisces looked down to make sure there weren't any crabs near his feet. "There's crabs in here?"

"No, I said crab because I saw a fish. Of course there's crabs in salt water." Then Gemini picked up the crab and carefully held it.

Pisces stepped back. "Gemini, put that down please."

Gemini smirked. "What's that Crabby the crab? You want to see Pisces?"

Pisces' face paled. "Gemini, put the crab down."

Gemini ran over to Pisces. Pisces screamed and ran away.

"He just wants to talk to you."

"Gemini you're crazy!"

"I already knew that."

"Stop chasing me with the crab!" Pisces made water currents slow Gemini down. Gemini made air currents slow Pisces down.

"He's so cute and innocent!"

"He's about as cute as a shark!"

"Here fishie, fishie."

"Get away from me!"

"Here fishie, fishie, fishie, fishie, fishie!"

"Stop chasing me, Min!"

"Hey, what's Scorpio doing with Cancer?" Gemini stopped. Pisces stopped too.

"Did you know there's crabs in the ocean? Go meet your family!"

"SCORPIO I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! YOU'RE DEAD! I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP DON'T YOU DARE I'LL FUCKING-"

"Oops." Scorpio threw Moncer into the water before turning around and walking back up to the beach house.

Gemini smiled mischievously. "Hey Moncer. Guess what I found?"

Moncer spat salty water out of her mouth. "What?"

Gemini showed Cancer the crab in her hand. "CRAB!"

"AHHHH!" Moncer jumped back.

"Why are you scared of it? Are you afraid of your own kind?" asked Pisces.

"You're afraid of it too," said Gemini.

"It's got claws and stuff. I don't want a broken toe or anything!"

"Catch!" Gemini threw the crab near where Moncer was standing. Moncer ran out of the water.

Gemini laughed.

Pisces bit his lip. "Uh... Gemini, maybe you shouldn't have done that."

"Why not?" asked Gemini.

"That's why!" Pisces pointed behind him.

"Wha-" Gemini got smacked in the face as a giant wave crashed into them, knocking them down and soaking them in water. When the wave moved back, it hauled Gemini and Pisces out until they were up to their necks in water.

Moncer grinned. "Have fun with the jellyfish!" Then she turned around and walked away.

"JELLYFISH?" shrieked Gemini. Then Pisces and Gemini quickly swam back to shore.