Scorpio shot up from her sleep. She glared at Virgo, who sat on her legs.

"Want to tell me why you're sitting on me?" asked a cranky Scorpio.

"I'm just sitting on the sofa, watching tv," replied Virgo.

"What are you doing?" Capricorn glared at Libra, who sat on top of her legs.

Libra shrugged. "Virgo's idea."

"Where's Aquarius? Sitting on top of Taurus?" asked Scorpio.

"GET OFF MY ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!"

Everyone turned to see Aquarius, wearing a blond wig and Leo mask, sitting on top of Aries. Aries smacked him until he got up.

"Virgo told me to."

"Aaaaaaaaaand why did Virgo tell you guys to do this?" asked Capricorn.

"I don't know. He has a strange mind." Libra moved to the arm of the couch.

Virgo got up and started rocking the hammock.

"Virgo, I get motion sick," whined Aries.

"I'll stop then." Virgo stopped rocking the hammock. Then he flipped it upside down. Aries face planted on the floor.

Scorpio laughed. "Virgo, I love you and I don't want you to die. That's why I'm telling you this, you'd better run."

Virgo snickered. "It's just an angry Aries. No big... uh oh..."

Aries looked at him, with fire balls in her hands. He could of sworn there was fire in her eyes.

"Do NOT throw fire in here!" ordered Capricorn.

Virgo started backing up. "Haha... you wouldn't hurt your best friend... right?"

Aries walked forward. Then she chased Virgo. Virgo screamed and ran out the door.

Capricorn sighed. "There's always someone chasing someone around here."

"Hey, look, it's the super model Taurus!" Aquarius pointed at Taurus with both hands. "Isn't she gorgeous?"

Taurus walked into the living room with messy hair and dark bags under her eyes. "Who wants to share a room with Gemini and Cancer tonight?"

"Why?" asked Libra.

Taurus yawned. "Gemini kept playing rock music and dancing along. Her music was on blast so you could hear it even though she wore earphones, while Cancer kept kicking me in her sleep."

"Why didn't you ask Gemini to turn down her music?" asked Scorpio.

"I did. She said Don't try to put out the eternal flame of my love for rock or something like that. She stops making sense after midnight."

"So past midnight Gemini is like normal Virgo?" asked Aquarius.

Taurus nodded. "Pretty much."

"I heard my naaaaaaaaame!" Gemini skipped into the living room and sat in Aries' hammock. "What's up?"

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Virgo climbed in through a window and locked it. A very pissed Aries glared at the window before running away.

"What did Virgo do this time?" groaned Gemini.

"He did this." Aquarius flipped the hammock upside down, making Gemini fall the same way Aries did.

Gemini got up and glared at him. "You have five seconds to run."

Aquarius shrugged. "You can't really hurt me because we have the same kind of powers."

Gemini started tickling Aquarius, messing up his hair and kicking him.

Aquarius sat down on the arm of Scorpio's couch. "Let me know when you're finished."

"My couch." Scorpio pushed Aquarius off.

"AQUA SANDWICH!" Gemini jumped on top of Aquarius, who was face first on the floor.

Libra jumped on top of Gemini.

"Ow. Guys, can you get up?" asked Aquarius.

"WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE AIR SIGN SANDWICH?" shouted Scorpio.

"Libby!" Virgo elbowed Libra in the back as he jumped on top of him.

"Ow!" hissed Libra.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sagittarius ran out of his room and jumped on top of Virgo.

"SANDWICH!" Leo jumped on top of Sagittarius.

"Guys... you're really hurting my back," said Aquarius.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Moncer as she jumped on top of Leo. Then Pisces came and stood on the couch to help him get on top of Cancer.

"Can't... breathe..." panted Aquarius.

Scorpio got up and pushed Gemini, making everyone else fall over.

"When you be mature, you don't get hurt," laughed Capricorn.

Taurus chuckled. "Good thing we didn't join in. Sometimes it pays to have common sense."

"What was that for?" asked Pisces while rubbing his head.

Moncer was muttering an incomprehensible stream of threats.

"WHERE'S VIRGO?" Aries stood in front of everyone with her hands balled into fists.

"Scorpy, save me!" Virgo hid behind Scorpio.

"You dug your own grave." Scorpio moved out of the way.

Virgo ran into the kitchen and escaped out through the glass doors. Aries followed.

Taurus sat down beside Capricorn. "Maybe if we make the other crazies chase each other, we'll have peace."

Capricorn smiled. "Great idea."

Taurus ran into the kitchen.

"So, who wants to re-dye my hair?" asked Sagittarius.

Leo smiled. "I can. Only I could do it fa- beautifully!"

Sagittarius looked around. "Anyone else? Is there literally anyone else? Capricorn?"

Capricorn shook her head. "Ask Taurus."

"Please mom?"

"Did you just call her mom?" asked Pisces.

"Yeah," replied Sagittarius. "She's like the mother of the zodiac, always keeping us from getting into trouble and always doing stuff like making us get up for school. We'd guaranteed be in jail or dead without her."

Gemini nodded. "Accurate."

"So..." asked Cancer. "Who wants to make breakfast?"

"I will!" volunteered Aquarius.

"But I don't want to be poisoned," said Libra.

Taurus walked out of the kitchen and snuck a chocolate bar down Aquarius and Libra's shirts.

"Huh? What's this?" Aquarius pulled the chocolate bar out.

"Chocolate?" Scorpio sat down in front of Aquarius.

"Here. Keeping it is more trouble than it's worth." Aquarius handed her the chocolate bar. Then Scorpio scooted over to Libra.

Libra held the chocolate defensively. "Taurus gave it to me."

"I'll give you one more chance. Chocolate please." Scorpio extended her palm.

"You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands." Libra got up and ran away. Scorpio chased him out of the house.

"Four down, six to go," whispered Capricorn.

Taurus whispered back to Capricorn. "We can keep Cancer and Pisces. Aquarius doesn't care enough to chase anyone over anything, so technically we just have to distract Leo, Sag and Gemini."

"Can we go zorbing?" asked Cancer.

"What's that?" asked Pisces.

Cancer's eyes lit up. "Where you get in these balls that are like hamster balls and they float on water. I'll show you if the rafting hut place has them."

"Sag, you should let Leo dye your hair," said Taurus.

Sagittarius pointed at Taurus. "No, YOU dyed it so YOU should re-dye it!"

Taurus crossed her arms. "No, you dyed my hair first so you deserve it."

"I'm getting kind of bored," said Leo, thinking out loud.

"What should we do then?" asked Aquarius.

"I don't know." Leo started playing with Sagittarius' hair. "Someone entertain me."

Gemini grinned and ran into her room.

Cancer sighed. "Gemini please don't play the trumpet!"

Gemini ran back into the living room holding a large black bag. Then she opened it and put on socks that were covered in bells, put a whistle in her mouth and grabbed two pairs of cymbals. Gemini started dancing around, playing all three instruments at once.

Aquarius made an air bubble around him and Taurus that blocked out all the noise.

"MY EARS!" screamed Sagittarius.

"MAKE IT STOP!" screamed Pisces.

Gemini spat out the whistle and started to sing. "SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN~"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Leo.

"Guys, I'm putting on a performance because you're bored. Have respect and appreciate my hard work!" Then Gemini continued singing.

"I'll handle this," then Sagittarius shot a ball of fire at Gemini.

Gemini made a wind wall absorb it. "I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS~"

"BYE!" Capricorn got up and walked out of the house.

"I CAN WORK A MIRACLE, WORK A MIRACLE~"

"COME ON, YOU'RE GOING TO RE-DYE MY HAIR!" Sagittarius grabbed Taurus's arm and pulled her away.

Only Leo, Aquarius, Cancer, Pisces and Gemini were left in the living room.

"MAY NOTHING BUT DEATH. DO. US. PART! Do, do, do-do, do, do-do, do. Do, do, do, do-do, do, do, do, do, dun-dun~"

"EVEN I CAN SING BETTER!" screamed Leo.

"ARE YOU SURE?" asked Pisces.

"WE CANT BACK OUT! WE MUST RESIST THE TORTURE AND SHOW HOW STRONG WE ARE!" announced Cancer.

"Haha I can't hear anything," laughed Aquarius.

"NOISY ZODIACS DON'T GET TO GO SURFING!" announced Cancer.

Gemini paused. "So only Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn and Pisces will get to go surfing? I think not!" Then she continued her performance.

"I'LL TAKE OKE FOR THE TEAM!" Leo picked Gemini up.

"What's are you doing?"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" Leo carried Gemini out of the house.

"Peace at last," sighed Cancer.

"Everything is so quiet. I forgot what it's like," said Pisces.

Aquarius made the air bubble disappear. "Whew, she's gone. Let me just see that." Aquarius took Gemini's instrument bag and hid it in his room.

"Dude, you're so dead when she finds out," laughed Pisces when Aquarius came back into the living room.

Aquarius shrugged. "I'm not scared of her."

"I don't know. She might prank you in your sleep," shrugged Cancer.

"Or smother you," suggested Pisces.

"Or steal your favourite belongings."

"Or dye your hair."

"Or cut your hair."

"Okay, okay, I get it. I always lock my door unlike the rest of you."

Cancer paused to think. "There's windows."

Aquarius got up and sat on the empty sofa. "You don't think I installed locks on my windows already? How many times do you think Virgo tried to sneak in my room in my sleep?"

Pisces nodded. "That's true I guess. I'm making cereal, anyone want any?"

"Me!" shouted Cancer. "Fruit loops please."

"Lucky charms!" announced Aquarius.

"Okay." Pisces walked to the kitchen.

***

Sagittarius was sitting on a stool that they stole from that kitchen, in front of the bathroom mirror with his eyes closed.

"Done." Taurus took off the plastic gloves.

Sagittarius looked in the mirror. His hair was now black with red tips. "I look so different, yet I look AWESOME!"

"What should I do with my hair?" asked Taurus. "I got blue dyed on the ends before, but I might as well do something awesome since my hair is already dyed."

Sagittarius grinned. "I brought more hair dye. I can do something nice."

Taurus considered it. "This brown is getting on my nerves. What colour are you going to dye it?"

Sagittarius shrugged. "Surprise."

Taurus crossed her arms. "This will be my third time getting my hair dyed. It better be good. I'm not letting you dye it unless I know it's not green or red."

"Hey, what's wrong with red hair?" asked Sagittarius.

"Nothing."

"Here. I can make your hair right pretty."

"Actually, I change my mind. I'll keep my brown hair until it grows out."

"Aww, but I can make your hair pretty purple!"

"Goodbye." Taurus left.

Sagittarius shrugged. "At least my hair looks hella good!"

***

The zodiacs walked over to the rafting hut. They all wore wet suits and goggles. Virgo and Capricorn had to wear prescription goggles since they couldn't wear their glasses. Aquarius and Libra exchanged their metal limbs for other limbs made specifically for water.

There was a guy at the rafting hut, waiting for them. He had messy blond hair, green eyes and he looked young. He smiled. "You must be Gemini's group."

"That's right!" replied Gemini.

Capricorn stood close to him. "Sorry, I can't hear very well without my hearing aid, so I need to be close to hear you."

"Welcome. I am your water sports or whatever instructor, Tommy. Uh... which activity do you want to try first?"

"ZORBING!" screamed Cancer.

"I knew someone would say that. A lot of people enjoy zorbing."

"What's zorbing?" asked Leo.

"Is that the one where you like ski on water?" asked Aries.

Tommy cleared his throat. "Zorbing is where you get in these balls that float on water."

"Can we go surfing too?" asked Taurus.

"And parasailing?" asked Pisces.

"And pushing Virgo in the water?" asked Aquarius.

"We'll see what we have time for." Then Tommy ran into the rafting hut to get the zorbing balls.

***

"I have three, who wants to go first?" asked Tommy.

"By elements or best friends?" asked Libra.

Scorpio shrugged. "Let's just pick out groups based off of best friends."

"Sagittarius, why do you keep touching your hair?" asked Aquarius.

Sagittarius grinned. "It's so cool!"

Virgo grinned. "I have already mentally picked out all the groups!"

Capricorn, Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius and Libra paled. They knew what was coming.

Virgo cleared his throat. "Aries will go with Aqua and Libby, they can get to know each other and stuff-"

Aries crossed her arms. "Virgo, we already know each oth-"

Virgo continued talking. "Capricorn and Scorpio will go together. I'll join them. As for the rest of you, I really don't care."

Gemini wrinkled her nose. "Well I guess we're not important enough for you."

"I know." Cancer smiled. "I'll go with Saggi and Taurus while Leo, Gemini and Pisces go together."

Taurus clapped her hands together. "Then it's solved! Now I call getting in first!" Taurus ran over to a zorbing ball. Sagittarius and Cancer followed.

***

(That's zorbing^)

Taurus was fascinated as she walked around in the water, looking down at all the sea life below her. Sagittarius and Cancer were playing tag.

When it was Leo, Gemini and Pisces' Turn, they had a dance off. Neither of them could dance very well so the judges (zodiacs on the beach) gave them all last place.

Aries, Libra and Aquarius were minding their own business and occasionally saying something to each other. Virgo was displeased that his attempt to make the three of them closer to each other failed.

Virgo constantly rammed into Capricorn and Scorpio. Scorpio made the waves push Virgo around until he got dizzy. Capricorn tried to avoid both of them.

***

"What next?" asked an impatient Libra.

"Surf boarding," replied Tommy. "Everyone go pick out a surfboard and I'll teach you guys how to do it."

***

After a few hours of surf boarding lessons on the beach and in the water, the zodiacs decided to try it on their own.

"Now, most people usually don't stand up right away. It takes practice," explained Tommy.

"Good thing as constellations we're naturally better than average humans," whispered Leo to anyone around him.

"Who wants to go first?" asked Tommy.

"ME!" screamed the fire signs.

Tommy pointed to Leo and Sagittarius. "You two go first. The others can watch."

"Yes," Capricorn glanced at Virgo. "We'll ALL watch supportively without causing trouble."

***

Leo and Sagittarius were trying to surf. When they caught the wave, Sagittarius almost fell, but he stood up right away. Leo fell face first into the water.

When Aries and Scorpio went, Scorpio stood up and rode the wave while Aries slipped and fell off her board.

When Virgo and Libra went, Virgo accidentally crashed into Libra, knocking them both over. Libra glared at Virgo and kept saying that it wasn't an accident. No one believed poor Virgo. It was actually an accident this time.

When Pisces and Cancer went, they both stood up perfectly. Being a water sign was great for them.

Gemini and Aquarius used air currents to keep them stable on their surfboards. Technically that's cheating, but what's the point of having powers if you won't use them?

Capricorn stood up, then her knees wobbled a bit before she fell off. Taurus almost got it, but she also fell off.

***

After eating lunch, the zodiacs came back for more activities. Tommy got them to try parasailing and water skiing.

***

After Pisces put the water skis back in the rafting hut after his turn, Tommy walked home while the others got to do whatever they wanted.

Cancer, Taurus, Leo and Sagittarius wanted to keep surfing. Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius and Scorpio were building a sand castle. Capricorn was relaxing on the beach with Libra while Aries and Virgo were making plans to mess with the others.

***

"I'm a natural!" screamed Cancer as she successfully stood up on her board.

"Woah!" Leo slipped and fell face first on his board.

Sagittarius successfully stood up while Taurus almost got it.

"Who wants to go again?" asked Sagittarius, who got off his board in the shallow part of the water.

"How do you stand up?" asked Leo.

Sagittarius shrugged. "Talent."

"I can't stop staring at your hair. It's so cool." Cancer stood on the tips of her toes and reached up to pat Sagittarius' hair.

"I'm going again. I'm not leaving until I get it." Taurus climbed back up on the board and swam out towards the waves. The others followed.

Cancer shrugged. "I don't know how you guys can't get it. It's pretty easy."

"Yeah, for a WATER sign," said Leo.

Sagittarius smirked. "Leo, you've swallowed so much water from falling off your board that you should be a water sign by now."

Leo sighed. "Haha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh."

The next wave came. Sagittarius and Cancer tried doing tricks, Taurus finally stood up and Leo didn't even try to get up.

"I did it!" cheered Taurus once they were back in shallow water.

"Great job!" Cancer gave her a high five.

"Where's Leo?" asked Taurus.

"There!" Sagittarius pointed at Leo, who floated on his back.

Leo looked up to see everyone looking at him. "I'm alright. I'm just tired!"

"Come on, we'll relax on the beach for a while," suggested Sagittarius who pulled Leo towards the shore.

Leo sighed. "Okay. Tell me when the wave is coming so I can hold my breath."

Cancer made a wave knock Sagittarius over.

Leo spat water out of his mouth. "It's in my nose! Sagittarius you're useless!"

Sagittarius wiped his face. "I didn't see that one coming!"

Cancer chuckled and skipped over to the sand.

"Peace at last!" cheered Taurus as she ran out of the water and away from everyone else.

***

Gemini lifted the bucket. The castle was intact. "Great! Now we need to build walls around it!"

Pisces reached for wet sand. "I'll do that. Someone dig a circle around it so we can fill it with water."

Scorpio helped Pisces build the walls. "Why is Aquarius here again?"

"Because I want to help," replied Aquarius.

"But you're not doing anything," said Pisces. Then they heard screaming. Everyone looked around. They saw Virgo and Aries lying on the sand.

Aquarius smirked. "Those two just ran into my wind wall. I'm protecting our castle from idiots."

Virgo got up and rubbed his head. "Hey, I'm not the one that failed our constellation test back when we started school."

Aquarius shrugged. "It was a hard test."

"You wrote Libra as the queen constellation!"

Aquarius crossed his arms. "Well, princess constellation wasn't an option. You two are annoying so goodbye." Then a bunch of wind blew Virgo and Aries away.

As they were walking back, Scorpio made a bunch of water from the ocean splash at Virgo and Aries. They looked back. Scorpio blew a kiss before going back to the sand castle.

"Now that annoying distractions are gone, let's focus on building this castle!" announced Gemini.

"Look!" Pisces pointed at the sand. In front of the castle someone wrote, Pisces <3 Gemini <3 Scorpio <3 Aquarius. "See, I wrote our names and I added hearts because it's cute."

Aquarius squinted his eyes. "I thought you wrote, Pisces loves Gemini who loves Scorpio who loves Aquarius."

Pisces sighed in defeat. "Why am I the most misunderstood?"

Scorpio patted Pisces on the back. "Poor Pisces. He tries to be cute, but ends up being awkward."

"I'm not awkward! Aqua made it awkward!"

"Aqua makes everything awkward," said Gemini without missing a beat.

***

Libra had his arm around Capricorn.

Capricorn leaned on his shoulder. "Isn't the view pretty?"

Libra smiled. "The view still isn't as pretty as you!"

Capricorn blushed.

"You know what's even prettier? ME!" Aries sat down beside Capricorn. Virgo sat down beside Libra.

"And me! I'm even prettier than Aries."

Aries put her hands on her hips. "No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"SCORPIO, WHO'S PRETTIER? ME OR VIRGO?" asked Aries. Scorpio pretended not to hear her.

"Why do you always do this when we're having a romantic moment?" asked Capricorn while looking at Virgo.

Virgo shrugged. "We're lonely people that want to cause trouble."

Capricorn cleared her throat. "SOMEONE COME GET ARIES AND VIRGO. THEY'RE LONELY!"

"LEAVE VIRGO WHERE HE IS!" screamed Scorpio. "DON'T BRING HIM NEAR OUR PRECIOUS SAND CASTLE!"

"Hear that? No one wants you guys," joked Libra.

Aries shrugged. "Hear that? You guys are about to get dunked on the water."

"Don't-" Capricorn got cut off by Aries attempting to lift her.

"You're heavy for me. Good thing I'm strong." Aries tossed Capricorn into the ocean.

Libra didn't react as Virgo tried, but failed, to lift him.

"Aries, a little help please?" asked Virgo while barely managing to get Libra off the ground. Aries and Virgo worked together to toss him in the water.

"Yeah!" Aries high fived Virgo. They were doing victory dances, until the ground opened up and they fell down a hole.

Aries tried to climb up. "Uh oh. I'm stuck."

Virgo smirked. "Virgo to the rescue!" Then he made stairs made out of sand appear, leading out of the hole.

"Ladies first," said Aries as she cut in front of Virgo and walked up the stairs. All of the sudden they crumbled and Aries fell down.

"No one goes before Virgo." Then Virgo re-made the stairs. He was halfway up them, when Aries tackled him off.

She made a ring of fire burn around him. "No one goes before the leader." Aries made stairs out of fire and walked up them.

"You can walk on fire? That's actually pretty cool. But not as cool as this!" Then Virgo made a vine tie around Aries and drag her away from the stairs.

"Are you idiots having fun down there?" They looked up to see Capricorn looking down at them.

"You could of both been up by now if you weren't so competitive," smirked Libra.

Capricorn made stone stairs appear. "Let's see who's going to be the first one up." Capricorn made the vines around Aries disappear, while Libra made wind blow the fire around Virgo out.

Aries and Virgo were pushing to get up first.

"Aww, they're like a little pair of siblings," joked Capricorn.

Libra gasped. "That's exactly what it looks like. A brother and sister fighting over the last cookie."

Capricorn chuckled. "They're so childish. Let's start an inside joke where they're brother and sister. It will confuse the hell out of them."

Libra grinned. "Great! I'll go tell the others."