Another Weird Chapter... What Did You Expect?
Libra woke up. His arms were still handcuffed to the table. Only Leo was up.
Leo sighed. "Finally there's someone else awake. I only got an hour and half of sleep."
Libra kicked Virgo until he woke up.
"Ow! Who keeps kicking me?" asked Virgo's tired voice. Then he rubbed his eyes and sat up. "Why did you wake me up?"
"Because I wanted to," shrugged Libra.
Virgo blinked rapidly. "Woah. Where's my glasses?" He looked around for the glasses that fell off in his sleep but he couldn't find them. His hands were handcuffed so he couldn't put them on even if he found them. "Everything is so blurry. I can tell that Scorpio is next to me, and Libra is the one that woke me. Who's the other one? Leo?"
"No, I'm Aquarius," replied Leo
Aquarius shot up. "I heard my name!"
"Who woke me up?" asked an angry Aries.
"Scorpio is pretending to sleep," announced Aquarius.
"No she's not, leave her alone." Virgo tried to move closer to Scorpio but the handcuff chains were too short.
"Yes she is." Aquarius used his foot to mess up her hair.
Scorpio shot up and glared at Aquarius.
Aquarius grinned. "See? I told you she was faking."
"Do NOT put your dirty, smelly, gross, infected, toxic, flithy-"
"Sexy."
"Polluted, soiled, unwashed, reeking, disgusting feet in my hair ever again."
Aquarius smirked. "Actually one of my feet is made of metal, so I wouldn't call that one a bunch of cinnamons for dirty."
Scorpio wanted to face palm. "Do you mean synonyms?"
"Yeah. That's what I said!"
"Morning guys!" Sagittarius woke up.
Everyone tried to hold back their laughter.
"What's so funny?" Sagittarius tried to burn the handcuffs again.
"Nothing!" replied various people at the same time.
Sagittarius shrugged. "I probably have a sharpie moustache, don't I?"
Leo continued to stare at Sagittarius's hair in amazement. "It's fa-"
"One hundred and forty three!"
"Guys. There's no way I said- that word one hundred and forty times!"
Aries chuckled. "Your hair is a crappy colour but you make it work."
"It's so fluffy." Libra tried to reach out and pet his hair, but the handcuffs held him back.
Sagittarius's eyes grew wide. "What do you mean it's a crappy colour? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?"
Leo chuckled. "I love it."
"Good morning peasants," sang Capricorn as she skipped into the living room.
"What did you do to my hair?" demanded Sagittarius.
Capricorn smiled and shrugged. "I didn't do anything."
"Then what did Taurus do to my hair?"
Taurus walked in the living room and sat on the couch. "Revenge."
"I, Aries, leader of the zodiac, demand that you LET ME GO RIGHT NOW! GET THESE OFF OF ME!" screamed Aries while violently pulling on the handcuffs.
Capricorn took a remote out of her pocket and pressed a button. Aries' handcuffs came undone.
Aries laughed maniacally. "IM FREE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She ran up to her room while laughing.
"I think she's on a permanent sugar high," said Libra.
Capricorn pulled out the other remotes and unlocked everyone else's handcuffs. Everyone ran up to their rooms.
***
Sagittarius was in his room. He walked into the washroom and looked into the mirror. He screamed. My hair... IT'S PINK! Taurus dyed my precious red fire hair. I should of dyed her hair green instead of brown!
"Hey, you alright in there?" Leo knocked on the washroom door.
Sagittarius screamed in frustration. Leo opened the door and gasped. He quickly grabbed Sagittarius and carried him into the elevator.
***
Leo sprinted outside the house and put Sagittarius down on the stone patio. Then Sagittarius made his entire body catch on fire. The burning flames left black marks on the stones. Since they were apart of him, his clothes remained intact.
Leo sat back and watched as fire swirled around Sagittarius, the flames covering him grew bigger.
Then all the flames died down and Sagittarius stumbled forward. Leo caught him.
Sagittarius often did this when he was angry. He would catch his entire body on fire and use his powers until it tired him out. Being surrounded by fire calms him. If Leo didn't keep an eye on him, Sagittarius could have easily burned the house down.
"Okay, let's get you back inside." Leo carried Sagittarius back inside the house.
***
Capricorn was in the kitchen making grilled cheese. Taurus, with her headphones on, was sitting on the counter.
"Can we go now?" asked Taurus.
Capricorn flipped over the grilled cheese. "After I finish cooking these last few sandwiches. I don't trust these guys to cook themselves food at all."
"Okay."
Capricorn waited before turning off the stove and flipping the last few grilled cheese onto the plate. "LIBRA!"
Libra walked out of the living room. "What?"
"Taurus and I are going to go pick the short ones up at the airport. Antlia sent them home because they annoyed him too much. I cooked grilled cheese so make sure these losers get fed. Or not I really don't care."
Libra walked over to the grilled cheese and frowned. "Bleh!"
Taurus pointed a finger in his face. "Then maybe you should try cooking for once, instead of making your girlfriend always cook for everyone. Otherwise, stop being picky and eat the sandwiches."
Libra bit the inside of his cheek as he brought the grilled cheese into the dinning room.
"Ready?" asked Capricorn.
Taurus held up the car keys. "Yup."
***
Aries, Scorpio, Virgo and Aquarius were playing Just Dance in the basement. Aries was trying her best, Aquarius exaggerated the moves and looked hilarious, while Scorpio and Virgo were neck and neck for first place.
"Someone push Virgo so I'll win!" ordered Scorpio.
"Someone push Scorpio so I'll win!" ordered Virgo. Then a dance move came up where you had to quickly swing your hip to the side. Virgo and Scorpio swung their hips at each other, and they both fell down.
"Maybe now I can catch up!" said Aries hopefully.
"We're both way behind them. They could stay down there for the rest of the song and still win," informed Aquarius.
Aries stepped on Virgo to keep him down. "Best friend Virgo makes a great footstool."
Virgo made dying whale noises.
Everyone stopped and looked at Virgo.
Virgo used his distraction to get up and continue dancing. Scorpio also got up and continued trying to beat him.
Then on the screen, the girl jumped into the boy's arms. Scorpio jumped into Virgo's arms, landing perfectly. Aries jumped at Aquarius too hard and knocked both of them over.
Libra got out of the elevator. He walked over to the others. "Why are Aquarius and Aries crying with laughter side by side on the floor? And why is Scorpio in Virgo's arms?"
"Just dance," replied Virgo.
"WHAT?" Scorpio looked at the screen in disbelief.
"Huh?" Virgo looked at the screen. "I WON!" He was so excited that he accidentally dropped Scorpio. "Oops, sorry Scorpy." Then Virgo did his victory dance.
Aries picked Scorpio up. "Come on Scorp, let's get away from the evil guys who keep dropping us."
"Hey! You jumped so hard that you pushed me over!" announced Aquarius.
Virgo was in his own little world. "Yeah! Just Dance champ! Woooooo! Y'all wish you were me! Yeah! Go Virgo! Go Virgo! Yeah! Yeah! Go Virgo!"
Scorpio looked up at Aries. "Alright. Let's go."
Aries carried Scorpio over to the elevator. "SHE'S MY SCORPY NOW!"
Virgo froze. "No Aries! She's mine! Come back here with my girlfriend!"
Aries stuck out her tongue and closed the elevator.
Libra laughed so hard he held onto Aquarius for support. "She stole your girlfriend and ran away with her. Priceless!"
The empty elevator opened. Virgo sprinted over and went on a wild Aries hunt.
"So, what can we do?" asked Aquarius.
Libra shrugged. "Dispose of the evil grilled cheese?"
Aquarius grinned. "Let's go!"
***
Gemini, Pisces and Cancer were pulling their suitcases with the stuff that they bought in Paris, through the airport.
"Big meanie Antlia kicked us out of Paris. How dare he!" pouted Gemini.
Pisces sighed. "We're going to face Capricorn soon. I just want you guys to know that I lived a fun and happy life. I wish we had more time and I would have liked to be able to get married someday. I really don't want to die young guys!" Pisces hugged his friends.
"I wish I got to say goodbye to Saggi before I die. I loved spending time with you guys. We'll be together in the sky once again."
Gemini nodded. Then she cleared her throat. "Well, this is it. Hopefully the others will miss us terribly."
All three of them were going down an escalator.
Cancer gasped. "Capricorn and Taurus are over there!"
Pisces tried to understand what was going on. "They're smiling and waving. What's going on?"
Gemini frowned in disgust. "That's why!" She pointed at the sign Taurus and Capricorn were holding.
Gemini, Pisces and Cancer,
Congrats on completing REHAB guys! We knew you'd do it!
Pisces facepalmed. "Oh no."
"There they are!" shrieked Taurus.
"GUYS! WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU FOR COMPLETING REHAB!" screamed Capricorn.
Cancer hid her face in embarrassment as others on the escalator looked around in confusion.
Capricorn pointed directly at them. "Pisces! I'm so glad you got over your cocaine addiction. Gemini, you look amazing now that you're crystal meth free! And Cancer, wow, I can't believe you're thirty days sober! I'm really proud of you guys!"
Gemini hid behind Pisces. "This is a nightmare. This is a nightmare. This is a nightmare."
Pisces groaned. "I can't believe they're doing this."
"Look at them getting embarrassed! This is so amusing. We've never embarrassed them like this before," smiled Taurus.
Capricorn froze. "Wait, what?"
Taurus smiled. "Out of all of our adventures, they're always embarrassing us. It's funny that now we're embarrassing them."
"Wait. So you remember all of our adventures?"
"Yup."
"YOU GOT YOUR MEMORY BACK!" Capricorn almost knocked Taurus over when she hugged her.
"Huh? OH! I must of got it back when I hit my head!"
"Now they're hugging and jumping?" asked Cancer.
Gemini sighed. "Hopefully they'll be in a good mood."
They stepped off the escalator.
Pisces waved. "Hi Taurus, hi Cap. Don't kill us please."
Capricorn bent her knees so that she was the same height as Gemini and Pisces before putting her arms around them. "I would never hurt you guys! I can't believe that REHAB was so SUCCESSFUL!"
"Can you guys not embarrass us in public?" asked Cancer who hid her face in Taurus's chest.
Taurus hugged Cancer. "Just stick back here with me. We'll let Cappy embarrass the other two."
Cancer looked up at Taurus with a massive blush from embarrassment on her face. "Thanks Taurus."
"Just wow! I can't wait to tell the others that our house will now be DRUG ADDICT FREE now that YOU GUYS are HOME!"
"Cappy shut up," hissed Gemini who pulled her hood over her face.
"Stop bending down to be our height! It's mean!" hissed Pisces.
"We should celebrate YOUR REHAB COMPLETION with some ALCOHOL FREE BEVERAGES."
Pisces and Gemini sighed while Capricorn continued to embarrass them.
***
Later on that night, Capricorn and Taurus got out of the car.
Taurus sighed. "We spent half the day driving. I'm exhausted!"
"Wait. What's that?" asked Cancer.
Capricorn looked at the house.
Dangling from the roof by pieces of string, was a bunch of grilled cheese sandwiches with sticks impaling them. There was also a beautiful poster on the door.
Grilled cheese is for quitters! We will not bow down to your grilled cheese making ways, CAPRICORN! WE WILL REBEL AND MAKE OTHER FOOD... LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS. CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE WAY BETTER THAN EVIL GRILLED CHEESE! Yeah! FREEDOM!
-love Aqua and Libby
Capricorn turned around and got back in the car. "Nope."
"Where are you going?" asked Taurus.
"I'm spending a night with Phoenix. There's no way I'm dealing with that tonight."
Taurus, Cancer, Gemini and Pisces got their stuff and walked towards the house while Capricorn drove away.
When they got closer to the house, there were sticky notes with grilled cheese that had devil horns and a pointy tail everywhere.
"Someone's been busy," muttered Cancer.
"By the way, we have a surprise for you!" announced Gemini.
"What?" asked Taurus.
"We'll tell you when we get inside." Pisces opened the door to the house. Everyone else went inside.
***
"Aries, we've been running away from Virgo all day." Scorpio threw a rock off the roof.
Aries smiled. "Isn't it fun?"
Scorpio chuckled. "I suppose, but when are we going to stop running from him?"
Aries shrugged. Then she felt someone pick her up.
"What are the chances that I can throw you off the roof and you'll land in the pool?" asked Virgo.
"VIRGO!" screeched Aries who tried to get away.
Virgo let her down. Aries jumped off the roof and landed on her balcony. Virgo sat beside Scorpio.
Virgo smiled. "I finally rescued the princess."
Scorpio chuckled. "You're my hero."
Virgo playfully punched her. "You're so mean. Running away with Aries."
Scorpio punched him back. "You're so mean. Dropping me."
Virgo laughed. They he leaned back until he was lying on the roof. Scorpio did the same.
"So, I'm bored."
Scorpio shrugged. "You're wearing a t-shirt. You must be freezing."
Virgo smirked. "You're right." Then he wrapped his arms around Scorpio. "You can warm me up."
Scorpio screamed. "Your arms are so cold!"
Virgo laughed. Then he kept pressing his cold as ice arms against Scorpio, who laughed and tried to get away.
"Stop running away. You need to warm me up."
"Warm yourself up. Then you can cuddle me."
"Scorpy~" Virgo got up and chased her.
Scorpio laughed and ran away. "Wait a second." Then Scorpio made a giant ball of water appear in front of her.
"Uh oh." Virgo ran back inside the house.
Scorpio smirked. "Good. You'd better run."
***
Virgo walked into his room. He sighed and took off his shirt before going to brush his teeth.
When Virgo walked out of the washroom, Capricorn and Taurus were sitting on his bed.
"What are you two doing here? Get out! Shoo!"
Taurus put her hands on her hips. "Excuse you, you can't shoo us, we're not flies!"
Virgo sat down beside them. "What do you want?"
Capricorn hugged Virgo. "We just want to spend quality time with our fellow earth sign whom we love dearly."
"Scorpio put you guys up to this since she can't get in the earth tower, didn't she?"
Taurus nodded. "Yeah."
"Aww. He figured it out." Capricorn stuck out her bottom lip. Then Capricorn and Taurus hit Virgo with a pillow before leaving.
Virgo sighed and turned off his light. Then he crawled in bed.
"Nice room you have here."
Virgo screamed and turned on the lamp. But there was no one there. Ugh, Capricorn probably planted some kind of device that plays recordings made by Scorpio in here.
He turned off the lights and tried to go back to sleep. Then he felt something sitting on top of him.
Virgo turned the light on. Scorpio was sitting on top of him.
"What are you doing here?"
Scorpio shrugged. "I snuck in."
"How?"
"Secrets."
"Tell me."
"No."
"Fine then. If you went through the trouble to sneak in, you might as well stay and cuddle."
Scorpio got off of Virgo and climbed in under the blankets with him. She wrapped her arms around him.
"Goodnight Scorpy."
"Goodnight idiot."
"Goodnight my queen."
"Hey!"
"What?"
"Don't call me that. Queens wear dresses and stuff. I'm too cool for that."
"Whatever you say, my queen."
"Idiot."
"Queen."
"Idiot."
"Queen."
"Idiot."
"Queen."
"Get to sleep."
"I would have already been asleep if you didn't keep me awake."
"That's still your fault."
"And the logic award goes to... Scorpio!"
Scorpio chuckled and kissed him. "Now get to sleep."
"Whatever you say, my queen." Then he closed his eyes.
"Cuddle me instead." Scorpio turned over.
"You're so demanding," chuckled Virgo before turning over and wrapping his arms around Scorpio.
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