Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: Thanks for the going away cake!

Gemini: Knock knock.... Who's there?.... *dies*

Cancer: some cliché movie last words

Leo: you should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: wait am I dying?

Capricorn: Finally, man this was exhausting

Aquarius: I see light.... Oh wait its the hellfire

Pieces: tell my Chihuahua I love him