requested by: @fallingstarsabove

TAURUS (m): (walking down the streets with Capricorn, someone accidentally bumps into her, her drink splashes into her white shirt, angrily) "Yo, watch where you're going!"

TAURUS (f): (embarrassed) "God, I'm so fucking sorry. I'll buy you a new shirt, I promise."

TAURUS (m): (grim) "I can wash it myself, thanks for the offer though." (bluntly smiles) "I'm Taurus!"

TAURUS (f): (blank expression) "I'm, uh, Taurus too. Nice to meet you...?"

TAURUS (m): (checking female Taurus out) "You do look like me, though. Brown hair, check. Tan, check. Hot, also check. You're a winner!"

TAURUS (f): (blushing) "I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an offense."

TAURUS (m): (grinning) "You even talk like me!"

CAPRICORN: "You people are making me confused." (looking between the two Taurus) "I'm out, bitches." (while walking away) "AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE TWO TAURUSES IN EARTH."

TAURUS (m): "His name is Capricorn."

TAURUS (f): "Oh, cool! I have a friend named Capricorn too, but a girl version."

BOTH: "They make self-depreciative jokes a lot." (in awe, high fives each other)

TAURUS (f): "My favorite food is cheetos and I bet your ass yours is the same."

TAURUS (m): "You bet my ass correct!"

TAURUS (f): "This is by far the coolest..." (ring) "What the — "

6:30 AM, SUNDAY

TAURUS (m): (wakes up, jumps out of bed and runs to the living room where all the Earth signs sit) "I HAVE THE MOST WEIRDEST DREAM YET!"

CAPRICORN: (stops talking to Taurus the female, looks up) "It's not a dream, Taurus."

TAURUS (f): (dramatically) "Sup brotha."