Fire Signs

Leo: guys, I'm bored :(

Sagittarius: hey!! -_-#

Aries: huh?

Sagittarius: if you joined me in pranking Burger King, you won't be bored *rolls eyes*

Leo: I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO, OKAY??

Aries: hold up

Aries: you were  gonna prank Burger King and invited Leo but didn't invite me?!

Aries: WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Sagittarius: um

Aries: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A FOOKIN FREE BURGER

Aries: YOU KNOW HOW HUNGRY I AM?!

Aries: I-

Leo: shh, you're disrupting my movie

Aries: WHAT THE F-

Sagittarius: a burger is traveling to you so calm down

Aries: yay, I'm now happy

Sagittarius: you are berry welcome

Leo: how about my burger?

Sagittarius: shizy Mac & Cheesy I forgot!!

Leo: bish why?

Sagittarius: OK I HAVE FOUR PIZZA BOXES COMING SO YALL CHILL OUT, I FREAKIN SPENT HALF OF MY MONEY ALREADY

Water Signs

Cancer: how's everyone doing today?

Pisces: i... am... SHOOK

Scorpio: I made her listen to PPAP

Cancer: Oh

Scorpio: you're welcome, Pisces

Pisces: it's stuck in my freakin head

Scorpio: you're welcome :))

Pisces: -.-

Cancer: ew wtf

Scorpio: LMAO

Pisces: I understand, Cancer. I truly do

Earth Signs

Taurus: hold up, you're telling me you ordered only one box?!

Virgo: we're saving money

Capricorn: LETS GO TO DISNEYLAND

Taurus: BISH I CAN EAT THE WHOLE PIZZA IN ONE CHEW

Virgo: i said we're saving

Capricorn: better be Disneyland or I'm flipping the table

Virgo: DO NOT FLIP THE TABLE, I SORTED OUT ALL MY PAPER WORKS ON THAT TABLE

Taurus: flip it.

Capricorn: whoops

Virgo: WHAT THE FOOKK

Capricorn: I didn't fully flip it yet but papers are slipping

Taurus: give me one more box and I'd make Cap stop

Virgo: ugh

Capricorn: .-.

Virgo: fine.

Taurus: YEEHAW

Capricorn: whoops looks like I accidentally flipped it

Virgo: fuck you

Air Signs

Aquarius: how does one post three pictures in the same time without a caption??

Libra: that shade

Gemini: hey! :(( u so mean

Aquarius: what?! NO I DIDNT MEANT TO, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU POSTED IN IG

Gemini: excuse!

Aquarius: I AM SORRY

Gemini: forgiven.

Libra: that's quick

Gemini: one thought though... how does one screenshot their Tumblr without scrolling past all the funny posts??

Aquarius: it's a decision between stopping and scrolling

Libra: my technique is to read every post

Libra: even though some are boring things like how a turtle walks

Gemini: but that's interesting

Aquarius: imagine turtles walking in a straight line

Gemini: FOLLOW THE LEADER ROUND PICKLES

Libra: round pickles

Gemini: it's a word