Don't you think the Camel
Is a strange looking chap?
Stood there chewing an onion
In a bright orange flat cap
Wearing pyjamas
With balloons and teddy bears
And matching odd socks
Covering his ears.

With Wellington boots
On each of his feet
And its tail nicely tied
With a bow in a pleat,
With its hump painted green
To make it look hilly,
But it doesn't wear glasses.
Now THAT would look silly!