Da fuckers that fuck me because fuck 🙃

Zach: Ok hear me out

Loueh: Mk.

Zach: What if we... like...

Loueh: ZAYN!

Zach: Sorry. What if we delete all of the post about me leaving and follow me back on Twitter?

Loueh: LMAOOO CLOWNS! OUR CLOWNS WILL RISEEEE

Zach: MY PLAN!

Loueh: AND I FOLLOW YOU TOO!

Zach: HAHA YESSSS

Loueh: LMAO CLOWNS! OUR GIRLS ARE C L O W N S
Still love them though

Zach: Sighhhhhh

Loueh: What?

Zach: I miss you 🥺🥺

Loueh: Awww babyyyy 🥺🥺
I'll visit you soon. Promise.

Zach: Ok

Nigel: B
U
B
B
L
E
S

Loueh: Yes.

Zach: Facts.

Loueh: So much motivation

Nigel: Thank you. Took me years to think of

Hazza: IM IN LOVE WITH 4 CRACKHEADSSSSS

Loueh: Ya your point?

Hazza: OWO
DARLINGGG KISS MEEE
FORGET ABOUT YOUR MANNNNN
LETS SAIL AWAY
ONNN A PAPER BOATTTY

Nigel: I KNOW THATS A SONG BUT BETTT

Hazza: I MADE IT UP OWO

Nigel: UWU
I GOT AN IDEA

Hazza: WHAT IS IT

Nigel: LETS LEAVE OUR MEN AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY TO JAPAN

Hazza: YASSSSS AND WE WILL SAY WE GOT "KILLED" BY THE VIRUS IF THEY ASK

Nigel: OMG YESSS

Loueh: What am I? Chopped liver?

Nigel: Si.

Loueh: Damn. My feelings.

Zach: haha same.

Nigel: OOOOOOO

Zach: OOOOOOOOOO

Loueh: OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hazza: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nigel: ~~~~ 5SOS

Zach: 🤣🤣

Loueh: Where's Liam?

Hazza: Uhhhh

Loueh: Harry....

Hazza: UHHhhhh

Loueh: HARRY

Hazza: UHHHHHH

Nigel: NO

Zach: DON'T

Hazza: YOU KNOW I CAN'T LIE FOR MY LIFE

Loueh:🤱🤱

Zach: What the fuck.

Nigel: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL

Hazza: IT'S KAREN SAYING GOODBYE TO HER NONVACCINATED TIMMY

Loueh: HARRY! 🤣🤣🤣

Zach: LMAOOOO IM DIEINGGGGG

Nigel: I CAN'T BREATHHHHH

*Batman typing.....*
(Bubbles go away)

Nigel: Hi Lima

Zach: Damn what where you gonna say

Loueh: Telllll

Hazza: plzzzzz
We love chuuuu

*seen by Batman*

Zach: Oh you gonna do THAT?

Nigel: 🥺🥺

Hazza: Nu be sad NiNi

Loueh: Ya. No said NiNi

Zach: Good job Liam, you made Ni sad!

Batman: I don't know how to say this but....

Nigel: What?

Batman:.....

Zach: Stop. Tell us

Batman: Well

Hazza: Liammmmm

Batman: You see

Loueh: Liam James Payne!

Batman: I GOT A DOGGY

Loueh: REALYYYYY

Batman: YA! HIS NAME IS HUNTER, GERMON SHEPHERD, AND IS 9 MONTHS OLD AND AND AND HE REALLY CUTE

Hazza: AWWWWWW

Batman: HE LIKES CUDDLES

Nigel: DAWWW

Loueh: PUPPYYYY

Zach: AWWW! Where did you get him?

Batman: oh. See, he followed me home

Nigel:...... finders keepers 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Hazza: 🤣🤣

Loueh: Moooddddddd

Zach: You can't— ok.

Batman: 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 ITS CORONA TIME

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Double updateeeee

I have a really cool one shot coming out soon. You have to follow along and pay attention ok? It's a bit confusing at first but once it gets going you will get it. So sorry it took me to post btw❤️❤️

FUCK

STREAM HBW

Emma yeet