THE FUCKY FUCKERS FUCKS FUCKING I FUCK DATE FUCK FUCKINGGG FUCK FUCKKK

Zach: in the word ocean, ce sounds like sh
And the word about, ou sounds like ow
And colonel olo, sounds like er
So technically shower, could be spelled like ceouolo

Loueh:..... when was the last time you slept?

Zach: I DON'T NEED SLEEP. I NEED ANSWERS.

Nigel: Me @ the Wellington curse

Zach: What if moaning is actually the human mating call? And screaming?

Loueh: Lmfao. Just goes up to someone and screams in their face and the other person moans back and BOOM married with seven kids

Zach: Seven?

Nigel: They were catholic

Zach: Ya tru tru

Hazza: ree

Nigel: Ree

Hazza: REe

Nigel: REE

Zach: FUCK YOU

Loueh: ya maybe later

Nigel: me_irl

Hazza: *le gasp* ZAIN JAVDD MAILK WATCH YOUR TYPING

Zach: NO. FUCK YOU!

Hazza: *screens hits you*

Zach: Ow.

Nigel: W u t t h e h e c k j u s t h a p p e n e d

Emma: We learned long ago that we never question what happens in 1D. Once— nvm

Nigel: Fair enough

Loueh: IT. WONT. LET. ME. SEND. MEME.

Nigel: NOOOOO
MEME

Loueh: I. NEED. SEND. MEME.

Hazza: Use words.

Loueh: NO. I. USE. MEME. TO. SPEAK

Zach: I'm scared

Loueh: I NEED. TO USE. MEMEEEEEEEE
MEME
MEME
MEME
MEME
MEME

Daddy: ???

Loueh: My phone won't let me send a meme😐

Daddy: Damn.

Harry: I'm so deeply saddened right now by your English
WE DONT CURSE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

Nigel: 🤨🤨🤨

Loueh: I inhaled an entire can of Febreze and I'm trippin BALLS right now

Nigel: Why would you do that?

Loueh: Better question is why am I still ALIVE

IPutTheCookiesInTheBawl: I- are you alright?

Zach: Give him a few minutes

Hazza: Why do we call it meme?

Loueh: Don't ask questions young skywalker

Hazza: concept
Harry Styles ✔️:
Bitches be like "IPhone better" and "Android better" bitch get on my level
~~TPWK all the love H
/set from Gucci Golden Toilet In Rome/

Nigel: Concept taken

Zach: Gucci Golden Toilet In Rome—
Why are you in Rome?

Loueh: Why are you in the bathroom shitting and texting us, acting like you are on the bed

Zach:....
Touchè

Cookies: Wait. Go back

Nigel: No.

Loueh: ABORT MISSION

Zach: CODE RED

Hazza: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Loueh: NIALL JUST SAID NO TO DADDY

Zach: RUN

Hazza: EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES

*Loueh has left the chat*
*Zach has left the chat*
*Hazza has left the chat*

Cockies: Then there where two

Nigel: 😶
✌️

*Nigel has left the chat*

Cunties: ...
One is the loneliest number...

Paul: please. I'm going to deactivate this entire band

Cunties: I did that for you