The fuckers I fucking fuck date fucking fuck

Zach: HI

Loueh: HI

Zach: SO

Loueh: SOOOO

Zach: HOW ARE YOUUUU

Loueh: WE ARE LAYING NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO CONTENT I GUESS

Zach: AWWWW

Loueh: I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU

Zach: REALLY!?

Loueh: YA! LOOK

Zach: LOUIS, SWEETHEART, THAT'S A POTATO

Nigel: Wait. You gays are next- lucky fuckers

Zach: Ya I'm gay but you don't have to rub it in my face

Nigel: That could be taken two different ways

Loueh: Lmfaooo

Zach: I-

Loueh: I found a picture of you Niall

Nigel: Really

Loueh: Yep

Zach: Why does he get an actual picture and I get a potato

Loueh: Because you are a potato

Zach:

Hazza: Head hurt

Loueh: Oh poor babyyy how about you come home

Hazza: Can't

Zach: Why

Hazza: Jeff mean

Nigel: Oh babes

Batman: Who are we fighting?

Zach: Jeff

Batman: Fucking finally

Loueh: Mood wtf

Hazza:

Nigel: DADDYYY

Batman: O.o

Zach: *gasp* gays go to the gc without Liam

Batman: Wait- you have a gc without me!?

Zach: Love you

Nigel: This is amazing

Hazza: best thing ever

Loueh: indeed

Zach: 10/10

Daddy: what did you guys do

Loueh: :) nothinnnnn

Daddy: Oh God

Nigel: Isn't that bad Daddy

Daddy: I-

Hazza: Ya, Daddy

Daddy: What—

Zach: Daddy, you're hot

Loueh: Daddyyyyyyy

Daddy: What. The. Fuck

Loueh: Are you hard Daddy 🙃🙃

Daddy: What? No.

Loueh: Daddy is hard

Nigel: Want us to help Daddy

Hazza: We can suck you off Daddy

Zach: We can do whatever you want Daddy

Daddy: IM CONFUSED SCARED AND HARD

Loueh: Daddy is harddd

Hazza: Daddy is harddd

Nigel: Daddy is harddd

Zach: Daddy is harddd

Daddy:

Hazza: Ok but me

Loueh: xD mood

Nigel: Me when one of you eat my Nandos

Zach: Me after I cry and someone asks if I'm ok

Nigel: FAXXXX

Loueh: Like obviously I'm not

Hazza: Asshole I clearly was crying fuck off

Daddy: Louis, what did you do to Harry

Loueh: I- WHAT NOTHIN

Hazza: Lmao no. I'm just losing and ya know

Nigel: mooddddddd

Zach: DADDYYYY

Nigel: DADDYYYY

Hazza: DADDYYY

Loueh: *in peppa pig's voice* Dädë

Daddy: 🤓🤓
DISTRACTION
🤱🤱

Zach: Wtf

Hazza: Scared

Nigel: crying

Loueh: hides

Zach:

Daddy: me wtf

Loueh: meeeee

Hazza: 10/10 me

Nigel: This isn't ok

Loueh: The

Hazza: Depression

Daddy: Is

Zach: Here

Nigel: ..... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Loueh: OH! PICTURES OF LIAM AND HARRY

Zach: WHY DID I GET A POTATO

Loueh: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY POTATO

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Sup bitches

Jk

Not really

Questions for da boyz

Louis:

Zen:

Liam:

Niall:

Harry:

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