Fuckers I date

Zach: Sup hoes

Loueh:...

Hazza: *dramatic gasp* I feel attached😭😭😭

Nigel: Same

Zach: meh

Loueh: I thought you loved us

Zach:😐

Nigel: Ya!

Zach: 😐All I said was "sup hoes"

Nigel: Fuck you

Loueh: LANGUAGE

Nigel:... Look who's talking

Loueh: Fair.

Zach: What happened to Haz and Li?

Loueh: idfk

Nigel:... Uhhh

Batman: What I miss

Zach: Not much tbh

Batman: k. Where Haz go?

Zach:😐

Loueh:😮

Nigel:😳

Batman:🙄

Batman: Oh well. He ded

Loueh: NOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sooooo, how are you guys doin?

Batman: I am good. I just finished doing something with my sisters

Zach: Same

Nigel: Nothin much. I am in the living room babysiting Theo.

Loueh: Daww! Tell him I said hi!

Nigel: He said "Hey Uncle Lou!!"

Batman: And what about Zen and I? Are we chopped liver?

Nigel: He said, "I don't know what this is but yes."

Zach: I feel like you said that but making it innocent by say Theo did...

Nigel: What? No! (Sarcasm)

Loueh: Rude.

Batman: Ok for real, where is Harry at?

Zach: Idk 😐

Loueh: He might have gone somewhere with his mum ???

Nigel: hmmmm, he would have told us- wait. Isn't he in LA?

Loueh: Ya...

Zach: Yes...

Batman: So?

Nigel: Y'all stupid. He might have fallen asleep. Different time zones.

Loueh: AWWW! I want a pick of that cute sleeping face.

Zach: tbh same

Batman: same tho

Nigel: Of only- brb

Zach: K?

Loueh: ?? What just happened

Batman: Who knows. It's Niall

Loueh: True 😂

Zach: That's just mean😂😂

Batman: 🙄🙄

Nigel: HAHAHA B-WORDS!

Loueh: Better

Nigel: Thanks

Batman: Anyway... What is it?

Zach: Ya. What happened?

Nigel:

Zach: How did you-

Loueh: My brain

Batman: I- Wha- ho- Niall?

Nigel: 🙄 He is with his family in LA. I asked Gemma to send my a photo

Loueh: And she didn't... Think that was... Idk.... weird?

Nigel: No?

Zach: ...

Batman: Hehehehehe guys.

Loueh: What

Zach: hmmm

Batman: hehehe

Nigel: oh no.

Batman: hehehe

Loueh: 😳

Zach: Why are we sending each other pics of Haz? He is going to be so confused

Nigel: Liam! Pahaha

Loueh: Oh no

Zach: Guys, whatever you did, stop.

Batman: hehehe

Nigel:

Batman:

Nigel:

Btw, fuck you

Batman:

Nigel:

Batman:

Loueh: Stop.

Zach: wait.

Loueh: .... I hate you all

Batman: That's not what you said before brake

Loueh: I-

Zach: PHAHAHAHA

Nigel: Oh wow😂😂😂😂😂👏👏 NICE LIAM

Batman: Thanks

Hazza: Why are there random pics of us

Loueh: Dawww! The sleepy boy stopped by!

Zach: AWWW!

Nigel: SO SOFT

Batman: SOSOSOSO CUTE!

Hazza: 😐 I am confused. What happened?
Wait.
I don't want to know. I am going back to bed.

Batman: K love. Sleep well!

Zach: Love you!

Nigel: So do I!

Loueh: 💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Hazza: 💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙

Zach: Oh so you answer him? I see how it is

Loueh: It's because he loves me

Nigel: Guys... Shhhhh

Batman: Hazza boi is sleeping

Loueh: Ok. Love you guys!

Batman: Bye

Nigel: See you guys soon

Zach: Byeeeeeeeeeeee

Next morning for Harry

Hazza: I am allllllll alonnnnee

Hazza: I have no onneee

Hazza: So I shall do this

Hazza:

Hazza: hehehe bye 😳😐😭😭😭

When the others wake up

Zach: That pic Haz sent of Lou is cute

Loueh: Damn gay

Nigel: I feel bad

Batman: Why?

Nigel: He had no one to talk to

Zach: He knows we where sleeping

Loueh: I am with Ni. We stayed up for a bit and said a few stuff. We didn't

Zach:...

Batman:...

Nigel:....

Loueh:....

Hazza: Idk what is going on but.....

Zach: 😂

Loueh: That is why we love you

Nigel: 😂

Batman: *fond eye roll* Hi Haz

Hazza: K I go back to sleep

Loueh: Night baby

Zach: Sleep well

Nigel: Don't let the bed bugs bite

Batman: Don't have any bad dreams

Hazza: K

Zach: Poor baby is tried

Loueh: Probably stays up all night just to pop in and say hi

Nigel: Ya

Batman: Why is he in LA again?

Nigel: Vacation with mum and Gemma

Batman: Oh ya

Zach: Butttttssss

Loueh: What

Zach: Butttttssss

Loueh: o.. k?

Nigel: 😂

Batman: It's too early for this shit

Loueh: It is

Later that day

Nigel: HEY ASSHOLES!

Zach: What

Loueh: hm

Batman: Si

Nigel: I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AT THE MALL AND ALMOST DIED! GREG JUST LAUGHED AND I GOT ICE CREAM AND SAW JOSH OUT SIDE!

Loueh: Are you ok

Zach: Better question, are you high

Batman: I know. I saw it on the news.

Nigel: 1. YES 2. YES. 3. FUCKING RUDE NOT ASKING IF I WAS OK

Batman: Eh

Nigel: *pouts* You're mean

Batman: But you love me

Nigel: Sadly

Loueh: 😂 what is going on

Zach: Just... Idk😂

Harry

Hazza: OMG! NIALL! I JUST SAW! ARE YOU OK?

Hazza: ARE YOU GUCCI?

Hazza: ... Y'all ded

The others

Batman: Harry😂

Loueh: He basically talks to himself 😂 I feel bad

Zach: Same but still😂

Nigel: We are mean😂

Zach: Very

Loueh: gtg

Batman: K

Zach: Bye

Nigel: Nice knowing you

•-•

I was bored

Like, really bored

Idk what that was....

Just some funnyness after all the sad stuff I guess

Emma out💚💙👏🙄😮😂😭😐😳

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Tran you self to be around painfull screams. I am going to cut his dick off if he is joking. Btw we all know Harry or Niall activated the account