The f u c k e r s I fuck fucking fuck fuckyy

Zach: Dumb hoe

Loueh: I READ THAT AS "let's fuck em up"

Zach: YA AS IN FIGHT

Loueh: WHAT

Zach: ARE YOU DUMB

Loueh: YOUR DUMB

Zach: NO YOU

Loueh: YOU MORE

Zach: YOU THE MOST

Loueh: YOU THE MOSTEST

Zach: YOU THE MOSTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT ME BEING YOUR BSF AND HUSBAND WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TALK TO GHOSTS

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB THAT YOU WALK LIKE AN ELF REACHING DOWN ITS CROCH TO FIX THERE UNSTRAIGHTEND UNDERWEAR

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TOP ME

Loueh: YOUR DUMB FOR THINKING I CANT OR WONT

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB THE DOCTORS THOUGHT THEY SHOULD PUT YOU DOWN SO HUMAN KIND WONT BE DUMB

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB WHEN YOU JUMP YOU JUST TRIP ON YOUR LEG

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB YOU FORGOT HOW TO WRITE

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU SAY YOUR AND NOT YOU'RE

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB THAT MADE NO SENSE

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CANT COMPREHEND ENGLISH

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB YOU DONT KNOW TOCO LANGUAGE

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL SO YOU USE AUTO CORRECT

Loueh: YOUR SO DUMB YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

Zach: YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU THINK THAT. I LOVE YOU, YOU ASSHOLE

Loueh: I LOVE YOU TOO ASS

Nialler: Adam made me insecure

Hazza: OK WHEN WHERE AND HOW

Zach: WHAT HARRY SAID

Loueh: I WILL BEAT HIM THE FUCK UP

Zach: WHAT LOUIS SAID

Liam: HES PROBABLY UGLY HIMSELF

Zach: WHAT LIAM SAID

Nialler: I was wearing something and he said som

Zach: Oh no-

Loueh: OK FIRST OF ALL-

Hazza: THIS BITCH HAS THE NERV-

Batman: FUCKING-

Nialler: Oop-

Zach: Imma-

Nialler: Same-

Loueh: I'm calm. I promise

Batman: same

Zach: you literally just pinched a wall

Hazza: I WANT CHICKEN

Nialler: whAT THE FUCK I WRONG US

Batman:.... It's 3 am.... Our brains turned off.

Nialler: Far enough

Hazza: soOoOoOoooO how was everyone's Christmas?

Zach: Fuck, shit, bitch

Loueh: I felt that

Batman:

Stupid ass hoe

Loueh: love you tooooo

Hazza: So this bitch-

Zach: Wait bitch
Wait bitch
Wait bitch
Sorry had to get my headphones

Hazza: It's ok, anyway, this bitch-

Loueh: Go on

Nialler: I know it's good tea because he said Bitch

Batman: Faxxxxx
Go on babe

Hazza: This mf thought that they could say, "The boys are straight! Stop saying they are in love with one another!" And I had to stop myself from smacking them.

Zach: Oop-

Loueh: I never thought I would say this but, BEAT THEIR ASS HARRY!

Zach: Same though

Nialler: 🤣🤣🤣

Batman: 😐

Zach: What happened.

Batman:

Join my religion

Nialler: Where the fuck do you get these things from

Batman: One never tells their secrets

Zach: Soooo Tumblr

Batman:..... No

Nialler: 😶
Same

Hazza: 👀👀👀🥵🥵😍😍🥰🥰😘😘❤️❤️❤️🥵🥵🥵

Zach: my mood everyday

Loueh: GAYS!

Batman: Did he just- yes Love

Loueh:

Nialler:.... Harry explain yourself

Hazza: 🥺🥺 I DON'T KNOW OK

Zach: Ok but... DAMNNN I WOULD SMACK THAT

Hazza: You do that anyway

Zach:.... Point takein

Batman:

Loueh: Relatable

Nialler: Lou love, you DO realize you just related to a BIRD

Loueh: Lemme explain
God said, "Let there be sass." But the universe didn't know if he said "ass" or "sass" then I was made
God was mad but yet... here I am

Zach: At least he knows that he's got an ass-

Batman: True

Nialler: I'm hungry

Loueh: Same

Zach: Same

Batman: thEN EAT

Nialler: but that's the problem, I don't want to get up

Loueh: Exactly

Zach: What I was gonna say

Batman:... ok but me in the morning

Zach: real question though: tf did Harry go?

Loueh:.... MEH BABY DIED

Nialler: I got this....
Somebody come get your mans, he got lost in my DMs

Loueh: 😏 what

Nialler: my DMs

Loueh: What

Nialler: Somebody come get their mans, he got lost in my DMs

Batman: For once, it didn't work

Nialler:.... welp then I'm out of ideas

Zach: maybe... I'm lesbian
...
Damn 😢

Loueh: I thought you where American

Zach: 😊😊

Batman: Man Harry really went, "Ight imma head out."

Nialler: 🤣🤣🤣

Zach: He Zayned

Loueh: 😶

Batman: I-

Nialler: whY WOULD YOU-

Zach: That hurt me too. Too soon

Loueh: I love the fact that it's "too soon" but it's been like.... 5? Years?
Idk who's counting

*Ashhh joined the chat*

Hazza: Haha

Ashhh: Wait- no-

Hazza: Wait- yes-

Ashhh: Man fuck you

Hazza: Love you too

Loueh: What-

Nialler: Just-

Zach: Happened-

*Cal joined the chat*

Batman: HAHA

Cal: Please-

Ashhh: Me too Cal, me too

Cal: why-

Ashhh: I don't know-

Cal: Reeeee

Hazza: HAHA

Batman: haHAHA

Loueh: Ash, Cal, run

Ashhh: Will do

*Ashhh left the chat*

Hazza: ASHTON NUUUU

Cal:..... I wanna see what happens......

Batman: HAHA

Hazza: ASHTON YOU TRADER

*Ashhh joined that chat*

Hazza: Why you leave

Ashhh:.... Have you met your boyfriends?

Hazza: have you met yours?

Ashhh:... touchè

Cal: HEY!

Loueh: Well then

Zach: I feel attached

Nialler: Same

Batman: R u d e

Hazza: hehe

Ashhh: 😏

Cal: oh GOD-

Loueh: evERYONE RUN-

Nialle: wait. I got this

*Lukeyy boiii joined the chat*

Lukeyy boiii: Niall, babe, why

Nialler: Your bf and mine are.... being Harry and Ashton

Lukeyy boii: oH-

Batman: Waitwaitwait

Nialler: hm

Batman: I thought- nvm

Zach: Did he just call you babe?

Hazza: Ya I saw that too

Ashhh: Luke, love, W H A T

Nialler: ... oh no-

Lukeyy boiii: By Niall. Love ya!

Nialler: I LOVE YOU!

Lukeyy boiii: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Nialler: I LOVE YOU

Lukey boiii: I LOVE YOU TOO

Nialler: AH

Lukeyy boiii: AH

*ashh left the chat*

Cal: I think he's mad.... hold on

*mikey joined the chat*

*ashhh joined that chat*

Mikey: Who? Who brought me here and whyyyy

Lukeyy boiii: I LOVE YOU

Nialler: I LOVE YOU

Mikey: Ah

Batman: ....

*cal left the chat*

*Lukeyy boiii left the chat*

*ashhh left the chat*

Mikey: Really? All of my bfs left me here!?

Loueh: that's ruff

Zach: ^^

Mikey: .... by gays!

Loueh: I LOVE YOU MIKEY! YOU GET MY HUMOR

Mikey: I LOVE YOU TOO LOUUUU

Loueh: REEEE

*mikey left the chat*

Nialler: was that was eventful

Hazza: 🥺

Batman: What love?

Hazza: Chicken

Loueh: wrapped in Parma Ham

Hazza: 🤗🤗

Loueh:

Batman: that explains so much

Nialler: riiighhtttttt

Zach: I'm trieddddddd

Loueh: when are you not

Zach: good point

Doooppppppp: WHAT THAT HECK

Zach: reeEEEEE

Loueh: She found us

Nialler: HIDE ALL EVIDENCE

Harry: OF WHAT

Batman: CRACKHEAD ENERGY

Hazza: OK
Mum I promise, it isn't what is looks like

Dooopppppp: why am I here anyway???

Hazza:.... love you?

Doooppppp: Shut up. You're grounded

Hazza: WHAT!? IM 25 ALMOST 26

Doooppppp: And I'm your mother

*Doooopppp left the chat*

Hazza: Ree

Zach: 😂😂

•-•

Why was Anne there? Because she is Anne.

Ok like, I love Harry, don't get me wrong, I do, just.... Niall has a new song out (BOMB BY THE WAY) and Liam has a new album that is amazing (HOW CAN YOU STAY MAD AT A LEGIT PUPPY) Zayn has a good song out (Though he Zayned right after he dropped it) and don't get me started on Louis. Like, stop talking about Harry's new album and appreciate the other four.

Their music is bomb also. Damn

Emma walks out kinda mad bc her other babies aren't getting the love they should have