FUCKERS I FUCKING DATE

Loueh: Hello from the other side!

Hazza: I must've called a thousand times!

Nialler: To tell you, Im sorry

Zach: For everything that I've done

Loueh: But when I call you never

Hazza: Seem to be home

Nialler: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Hazza: AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I'VE TRIED!!

Zach: To tell you, I'm sorry

Loueh: For breaking your heart

Nialler: But it don't matter, it clearly

Hazza: Doesn't tear you apart anymore.

Loueh: Nice

Zach: Fucking buttfull

Niall: Buttfull?

Hazza: Don't ask Ni. Don't ask

Niall: Noted.

Loueh: Sooooo tf Lima at?

Hazza: 1. NO CUSSIN 2. idk

Zach: Ya Lou, no cussin

Loueh: Look who's talking

Zach:.... True

Loueh: That's what I thought

Nialler: aNywAY

Hazza: 😂

Zach: What

Hazza: 😂😂😂😂😂

Loueh: C H I L D

Hazza: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nialler: Are you ok

Hazza: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂

Loueh: I am concerned for him

Zach: Same

Hazza: Liam is ded

Nialler: Bitch where

Hazza: NO CUSSIN! uhhhh idk

Zach: LIAM!

Loueh: LIMA!

Nialler: PAYNEO!

Hazza: LIAM JAMES PAYNE!

Nialler:... Ya he is ded

Loueh: *sigh*

Zach: Louis, you good

Hazza: Boobear

Nialler: Lou-Lou

Loueh: HE TOOK MY CAKE

Hazza: That was me

Zach: Tea

Nialler: Fight fight fight

Loueh: Ok.

Zach: o...k

Nialler: iF tHaT waS anYonE elSE yOu woUlD bEaT thE shIt oUt oF Us

Zach: PREACH BITCH!

Hazza: LANGUAGE! BOTH OF YOU

Loueh: Larry comes first

Zach: lfwofnkdkajowjfne

Nialler: Poor Zayn

Loueh: lmao. Harry sounds like Captain America

Zach: I-

Nialler: What if he is

Loueh: Oop

Zach: CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Nialler: AHHH

Hazza: W h a t

Hazza: T h e

Zach: HE IS GONNA-

Hazza: H e c k

Zach: FUCK

Hazza: LANGUAGE

Loueh: I feel the Payne

Nialler: You are worse then Harry

Zach: SHOTS FIRE

Hazza: Rude

Loueh: Ya but at least I didn't tell a joke about giraffe

Hazza: Hey-

Nialler: lmao. Or bad knock knock jokes

Zach: ITS ABOUT TA GO DOWN

Hazza: Y'all mean

Nialler: Meh

Loueh: Sorry babe

Batman: SHOTS

Fovvs🌵: FIRED

Batman: 😂

Fovvs🌵: 😂 sup mate

Batman: Nothing you

Fovvs🌵: Bee just ate my cake

Batman: That little-

Fovvs🌵: Hey now, that's my manz

Zach: W h a t

Loueh: t h e

Nialler: H e l l

Hazza: LANGUAGE and what they said

Batman: Oh shot

Fovvs🌵: COVER ME!

Batman: I got you

Batman: Make 🐝 come

Fovvs🌵: mmmmmmmmmmmk

Ryepie🐝: What

Batman: You ate his cake

Ryepie🐝: Oh shi-

Fovvs🌵: Frick you

Loueh: What the heck

Zach: Explan

Nialler: plz

Hazza: My brain hurts

Batman: Y'all stupid

Hazza: I WAS BEING BULLIED AND YOU WHERE MAKING FRIENDS! WHEN I ASKED GOD FOR A RS THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT

Batman: Sorry babe

Loueh: I am concerned

Zach: tbh same

Nialler: Therapy?

Fovvs🌵: Na, just give him a bj and he will be Gucci

Ryepie🐝: .... Wait... ANDREW

Fovvs🌵: I have been exposed

Batman: RYAN!

Ryepie🐝: And, we are both exposed

Fovvs🌵: Shot

Loueh: I am very confused but entertained. I like you.... Andrew?

Fovvs🌵: 😂 thanks

Zach:.... LIAM

Nialler: WHAT DID YOU DO

Hazza: SPILL THE TEA NOW

Loueh: I agree with them

Batman: They are my friends from a band called Roadtrip check them out

Loueh: SO WE JUST INVITE RANDOM ASS PPL THE OUR CHAT!?

Hazza: That basically what he did ya...

Zach: Why

Fovvs🌵: We can leave

Loueh: Na. I'mma get the emos

Batman: NO

Loueh: TO LATE

Lukey: What the fuck

Hazza: 1 LANGUAGE 2 NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE

Cal: uhhh k

Batman: H e c k

Nialler:... I came here to have a good time and now my brain hurts😭

Zach: Nonononononono

Batman: Dont cry babe

Hazza: YOU DID THIS LIAM

Loueh: Harry has a point

Batman: I KNOW BUT I DIDNT BRING THE EMOS HERE

Cal: Hey

Loueh: BUT YOU STARED IT

Zach:..

Hazza:...

Fovvs🌵: Are you two GONNA-

Zach: Na. Too much tea

Ryepie🐝: Ah

Batman: IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU MADE IT WORSE

Loueh: SO

Batman: SO, YOU DIDNT MAKE IT BETTER

Nialler:... SHUT THE HELL UP

Hazza:... I will let that slide

Nialler: Thanks.

Hazza: Yep

Zach: I got this.

Nialler: What did you do?

Zach: Watch.

Fovvs🌵 left the chat
Ryepie🐝 left the chat
Lukey left the chat
Cal left the chat

Hazza: This is why I like you

Zach: 🙄 Thanks

Nialler: Now, Lou and Liam SAY SORRY

Loueh: No.

Batman: I was going to but he made it hard. So no.

Nialler: Say sorry or no sex for a week.

Loueh: Sorry

Batman: It's ok. Sorry

Zach: 😂 y'all horny

Hazza: 😂

Loueh: Eh

Batman: Soooooo what I miss?

Hazza: .... Fun

Batman: Not the first time

Loueh:

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Hazza: I-

Zach: 😂 poor Haz

Nialler: AHHHHH

Batman:.... K

Loueh: Sorry babe

Hazza: ☝️

Loueh: Is that the middle finger for you

Hazza: Yes.

Zach:... I love innocent Harry

Nialler: That video says different

Batman: Niall is right

Hazza: I hope you all die and go to heck. Well Zen is ok

Loueh: BUT LARRY

Hazza: IT CAN DIE LIKE YOU

Batman: 😳

Nialler: Oop-

Zach: Harry.....

Loueh: 😐😖😭😭😭😭

Nialler: YOU MADE HIM CRY

Hazza: HE MADE ME EMBARRASSED

Zach: Touché

Batman: Harry he really is crying

Nialler: How do you know

Batman: We are in private chat

Hazza left the chat

Nialler:... How.

Batman: Niall....

Zach:...

Nialler: Is he really crying

Batman: Ya

Loueh: I WAS TEASING YOU

Batman: Now he is full on sobbing

Nialler: *hugs Lou*

Zach: HARRY SAY SORRY

Zach: I mean it Harry

Zach: HARRY EDWARD STYLES SAY SORRY

Zach: Harry?

Nialler: Haz?

Batman: Hazza

Loueh: Good. He is in self pity

Zach: Louis-

Nialler: I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WITH MY BOYFRIENDS AND NOW THIS! F R I C K

Zach: ^

Batman: I got this

Batman: Fuck

Zach: Nothin happened

Nialler: Motherfuckers

Zach: Asshole

Batman: Bastards..

Loueh: Did he leave?

Nialler: Idk

Zach: I'mma go to bed

Nialler: Zayn!

Zach: What?

Batman:....

Loueh: He could be crying and shit- oh fuck

Zach: FUCK
Does this mean I can't sleep

Batman: Zen

Nialler: 🙄

Zach: Jkjkjkjkjkjkjk

Loueh: Now I feel bad

Batman: We all do

Nialler: Ok maybe we tease him a bit too much

Zach: That's all you guys. I just sit in the background and laugh

Batman: I-

Nialler: Not all the time

Zach: Ya but not as much as you

Loueh: Well while we are talking about him and he is gone, he has been acting weird

Nialler: I have noticed

Zach: Well, we haven't seen each other for a few months

Batman: Ya but

Hazza: Tea also, LANGUAGE

Nialler:...

Zach: What

Loueh: I-

Batman: Bruh

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Boredom makes you do weird things

Emma