(Zhoa's Battles!)
( Today we got the Head of MHB
Bret Bookspree taking on "The King of Awesome" Lynal Unites)
(Which Friend is the best on the mic, Lets find out!)
(Begin!)

Lynal: Its the one and only King Lynal taking out my blind friend. Exterminate his family and rid his worthless life of constant sin. I'm Lynal king of Awesone, so I recommend you start fleeing from this scene. We all know I'm always better, but we could always ask Diamond Dream! You're a worthless piece of nothing today I'll guarantee that you wont survive. The endless tales of your lies are finally  being brought into the light! Its plain to see that your good at nothing,but me and your daughter live in harmony!Why those guys let this Blank Flank loser lead the MHB, but Bret its time that you embrace your Destiny!  You have the Forever Stone but bro that didit explain why your scared while you were young.I'll murder you like your parents and take in Alex and Swifty both as my new sons! You claim to be educated but you never actually attended school. The only reason I invited him to join my crew, is because I felt pity for this Friendless fool! Its natural for you to believe that you deserve to be alone. You must be high on something, to think You can take me on your own.

Bret: You wanna talk about The facts? When I gave you confidence in the beginning. You still lack skill so you shouldn't think about winning.The battles turned the other way, as this King wage war with an Emperor.  I would say the same about Cocoa, but everyone knows that I can easily get to her. I really don't have to,ya know to make her my personal sidekick. She only got to know you because of me and Dream's close relationship. But Im not going to take her since I clearly have the more successful live. 2 awesome kids, an Brilliant Apprentice and a then the much hotter wife! You're no where near on my level,so you shouldn't try Lynal-- You should nust save your notes bro,before they become oddly Final!

Lynal: Bret buddy--I'll put this where you can understand. Losers like you....is the reason Cotton died in Markeland! Now you wanna go low, since that seems to you like it is your expertise. You never seemed important when I mention the fact that Evergreen was all over me. You're dull Bro,Thats probably why your creator made you the color gray. And the Mane and tail is main signs that we can tell your gay! I'm a Mares only type of guy, but if you enjoy to ride I want judge you none. But if I had a pedophile as a dad, I would regret being your son! You're a loser Bret and I can't believe Dream allowed you to become her husband and her children's parent. You talk to much trash for a stallion whose scared of carrots. Swifty and Mel likes me, compared to the worthless bum called their dad.  Punch you in the face dude, I'm sure everyone will appreciate that!

Bret: None of what you say is true, but the reason you're so pathetic. That pay Cocoa to deal with you, she likes it when I rain Confetti. Bit by Bit I'll destroy your name, you'll always in my shadow....Lynal please. You cant possibly win with a name like "Unites"! Degrade you back "Duke of Awesome " since you do get up a lot of trash. You should've backed off early instead of charging in like an MHBian Jackass! I can't believe that the MHB Fans actually voted you inside in the group. I may be called a nerd, but to I still get more mares than you. The more fun-loving of us both Lynal, yes you are the one who gets on everyone's nerves. No survival of the community, will postponed the defeat of this turquoise perv! Infertile twerp, just mad that he never had any kids of his own. Coccoa calls my weapon Lethal, Dream and Cotton can both testify that this time she's not wrong. Spitting Tsunami bars like my  cousin scoops, you'll be in swirls and super drenched. No need to call in any assistance, cause Lynal is finished.

(Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!)

(Epic Rap Battles of MHB!!)