Dear diary, 

Albert.

Goddamn Alberto. God j hate that stupid smirk on his face and i wish I could just slap it off.

Ugh. Hes such a flirt with ladies and tries to get everyone to think he's more awesome then me!!! UGH!!!!

Hes such a... How do I put this?! UGH

I HATE HIM

HE DOESN'T REALISE THE PAIN I GO THROUGH TO COME TO SCHOOL TO SEE HIS FUCKING FACE. DAMMIT.

but I have to stay strong. For Ludwig.

Ludwig. Ludwig. Ludwig. Ludwig Ludwig. LUDWIG. DAMMIT.

I CANT. IM DYING HERE AND I CANT SHOW IT TO MY LITTLE BROTHER. IF HE KNOWS WHAT IM YOUNG THROUGH IT WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER PAIN ON HIS SHOULDERS.

UGH

HE CANT HANDLE IT. HE THINKS HE CAN BUT HE'S BITING OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW DAMMTI

GAHD

it's... It's Albert's fault! It's Scots fault! It's everyone's fault dammit!

No I cant lie..... It's mine. No wonder nobody likes me

........ And round two... The winner is

The razor

~Gilbert