((No jars of Nutella were harmed during the making of this chapter.
Author doesn't like Nutella. It actually makes her really sick.
Author is not human.
Pls kill her.))

(Name) let out a soft sigh as she walked into her shared apartment to see a disgusting sight.
Nutella, sitting on the counter. Along with several bottles of empty beer scattered everywhere.

"I'M THE FUUUCCKING NUTELLA QUEEN!!!" Your girlfriend Amelia yelled, her face and body covered in Nutella.
You covered your eyes and pinched your nose.
Just the smell of that stuff made you sick.
You felt warm breath on your ear, as well as something being spread on your cheek.

Strong arms wrapped around your waist. "Common baby, you know you want my Nutella body..."