((I just randomly thought this one up bc I really want a bird...))

Your parrot Feathers would always, and you mean ALWAYS do anything it could to make your life miserable.
He would do everything from pulling your hair, to biting you; even cawing out loudly and screeching right in your ear.
You had had about enough. You loved birds, but parrots never seemed to like you for some reason...

This morning was the final straw.
You had just walked into the door of your house to find bird poop all over your new couch.
"Ugh that's it!!!" You yelled, stalking out. You needed a break, BADLY.

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"You alright fraulen? You look like total shit." Your friend Julia asked you, you had decided to go over to your friends house since that was the only place that you could keep your sanity. You both sat on the couch now across from each other, drinking a beer.
"It's feathers... He hates me." You began. Julibird was perched on Julia's shoulder, dozing softly.

"Why do you think that (nickname)?"
"He does everything he can to make my life as miserable as possible! He bites me, he screams in my ear, he messes up my furniture, he pulls on my hair! I can't take it anymore or I'll go crazy!!!" You explained, anger welling through you.

"Kesese~ well today's your lucky day frau!"
"Why's that?" You asked defeated.
"Because I, the awesome Prussia, am going to train your bird to be almost as awesome as Julibird is kesese!" She announced, standing up proudly.

"You're kidding me."
"Nope!"
You sighed, "this is going to work out well..."
"Hey! I am a bird expert excuse you!"
"Mhm. Sure."
"You can leave Feathers here for a week and I can make the first ever awesome birdie boot camp!"
You raised an eyebrow.
"That's not going to work..." You warned.
"Nonsense! I know it will work because I am awesome and there's no way this can fail because I'm-"
"Ok ok, fine."

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The next day you brought over Feathers in his cage, the bird squawking insults at you.
You knocked on Germany's door.
Monika answered it, she was in her workout cloths.
I'm guessing she just came back from training with Italy and Japan...

"Oh, hallo (Y/n). Prussia has been setting up an entire boot camp outside... God she's an idiot..."
You nodded.
"She's downstairs come in."
You thanked Germany and walked inside, taking off your shoes and going down to, as Julia called it; "the super awesome dungeon basement organization meeting room, arcade of awesomeness."
Quite a mouthful actually.

You saw Prussia in her military uniform with Julibird, who had a little tiny hat on.
"This will be the most awesome birdie boot camp EVER!" She announced. "Well mostly because it was made by the awesome me!"

Prussia looked over at you. "Hallo! Welcome to super awesome birdie training bootcamp 2015!" She announced.
"Hey, uh. Thanks for offering to do this." You said, handing her Feathers' cage.
"No problem! The awesome me will train your unawesome bird to be almost as awesome as Julibird!"
Can she go two sentences without saying awesome? I wonder...

"Now be gone with you! I'll see you in a week!" Prussia said waving you off.
She's really excited for this huh?...

You walked upstairs and nodded to rest of the Axis as you left.
Now for a week of pure relaxation... You told yourself with a small smile.

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A whole week had passed and to be honest it was the best week of your life...
No Feathers pecking your eye out, or pulling your hair.
But even still, it was kinda, sad. The house felt so empty without your parrot...
It was almost too quiet.

You pulled up your car to Monika's house. Going up to the door you knocked on it to reveal Prussia, Gilbird on her shoulder.
This was the first time you had seen the country so defeated.
"O-oh (Y/n)..." She said.
"Um, I'm here to picky up Feathers... Are, you alright?" You asked.
Julia suddenly hugged you tightly, sobbing?
"I'm sorry (Y/n)! But I couldn't do it!!! Your bird wouldn't listen to me! It was like he was out to get me!!!"

You rubbed her back gently. "It's ok... I figured that something like this would happen..." You said truthfully, letting out a small sigh.
"I'm so unawesome! I couldn't do it no matter how hard I tried!!!"
You held her close.
"Shhh... It's ok."
"Nein! It's not!!!"
"You tried your best. And not a lot of people can put up with Feathers... Can I see him?"

Prussia nodded regaining her composure.
She walked over and grabbed Feathers' bird cage handing it back to you.
You opened up the cage, the bird automatically flying up onto your shoulder, pressing its beak up against your cheek.
"Missed you too buddy... Maybe you aren't so bad after all..."

((That wasn't really an x reader, but it was still pretty cute.))