Yumeko P.O.V.

I was sleeping quietly when I heard (y/n) enter the house earlier this morning.

"She is going to LOVE this!" I heard him say.

I expected him to come into bed and snuggle with me, but he never did. I continued to hear him speak for a little bit longer before going back to sleep.

The alarm went off a few hours later.

"Rise and shine, Yume!" I heard him say.

I didn't feel like getting out of bed.

(y/n): "Yume? It's time to get up."

I grumbled.

"Yuuuuuuu-meeeeeekoooooooo! Waaaakeee uuuuuupppp~!" he said in a sing-song voice.

I was so tired from yesterday's movie watching that I just wanted some more time just to sleep.

That's when he opened the curtains.

"Wake up, Yumeko! We've got a whole day ahead of us!"

"More like a whole year", I thought to myself as I covered my head in the covers.

(y/n): "Not gonna get outta bed, huh?"

I did not respond.

"Well, now you know how I feel when you did the same to me."

I did not utter a single word.

"Okay, Sleeping Beauty, you win. You can stay in bed for a little while longer, but you have to get outta bed eventually."

He then left the room. I felt much more relaxed.

To tell you readers the truth, I'm only kidding around with him. I just wanted to get a rise out of him.

I know, I'm not being a good girlfriend, but it's fun to play around.

I waited for a few minutes before getting out of bed. I quietly crept to the restroom so as to not startle him.

That's when he noticed me out of bed.

"Good morning, Aurora! Slept well?!"

I turned around and saw him.

(y/n): "I said, did you sle-- WHOA!"

He became flustered upon seeing my "assets."

"Like what you see?"

(y/n): "PUT ON A BRA! I don't wanna see your boobs!"

"Cheeky little boy, aren't you?"

(y/n): "No, I'm dead fuckin' serious. Put on a bra!"

Timeskip

"So, what's the deal?" I asked. "Why did you want me down here badly?"

(y/n): "Well, apart from wanting to get back at you for doing the same thing to me..."

"I thought so."

(y/n): "I just... 

Narrator: "Didn't want to be without your girlfriend?"

(y/n): "You stop that!"

Narrator: "Ha! Check and mate!"

"Tell me the truth, (y/n)."

(y/n): "Yumeko, I love you with all my heart and soul."

"I've been known that." 

(y/n): "But I have something that I've been dying to tell you."

"What is it?"

He then got on his knees and opened this small black box.

(y/n): "Yumeko Jabami, would you make me one of the happiest men alive and be my lawfully wedded wife?"

I stood there in utmost silence.

"I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-"

(y/n): "Well, Yume?"

"I need some time to think."

I went into the restroom and peeked out the door. I could tell he didn't want to wait. He was fidgeting all over the place. He could not wait The suspense was clearly killing him. 

And clearly, it was starting to kill me.

I then stepped out the restroom, only to be greeted by him.

Just begging on his knees.

(y/n): "Oh! Sorry, Yume, I was ju--"

"Save it."

(y/n): "I w--"

"I know you've had this thought on your mind, and well--"

(y/n): "What you're saying is--"

"Yes."

(y/n): "OH Y--"

"To tell you the truth, I've been wanting to ask you this exact question."

(y/n): "Thanks a bunch, Yu--"

I leaned in to kiss him.

"That's for being my one true love."

Timeskip

(y/n): "What do we do now?"

"What do you mean?" I asked him.

(y/n): "We're a married couple now. What exactly do we do now?"

"I have a good idea."

(y/n): "Shoot it."

"Let's have kids."

He then looked at me as if I had a lobster crawling out of me.

"Are you o--"

He then leapt off the couch.

(y/n):

https://youtu.be/D4WO0mirjlQ

"I did not expect you to react like that..."

(y/n): "Do you know what I would do to our children?"

"No..."

(y/n): "I would do every action of violence that you see in this video."

https://youtu.be/Mc_bgEn7FkA

"And I mean..."

"Every."

"Last."

"One."

I sat in utter shocked silence. I knew he wouldn't want any sort of kids, but inflicting all sorts of physical pain like in the video...

"That is outright child abuse."

(y/n): "I don't care. I don't want children, and that's that."

"Well, you could have just said..."

(y/n): "I MEANT WHAT I SAID."

"Okay then."

I just know he'll be a good husband. He didn't mean what he said. He would never abuse our children!

...Would he?

God, I hope not.

Author's Note:

I hope I don't get in hot water for having my character outright say he would commit acts of child abuse towards his children, and then describe the acts of abuse with cartoon animal abuse. Anyways, this is what I meant by "something big". Impressed? Good. Because next chapter is going to be better.