Hey all my friends sharvyo Doraashi Pankti157 radkam80 SakshiGiri8 shreyaMah and all the others who read and discussed and comented on it.... Hope you all are having fun.. So lets begin wih the crazy book of Samaina..

The episode starts with...

Chachaji and all the family members were sitting.. Sharad was telling about his great boss Mr. Blablabla.... And asked chachaji he must know him..!?!? Chachaji noded in no making him (and the whole fandom) Shocked...

(Ok now even I'm thinking he is psycho... I'm getting suspicious on this Ca boss... Does he really exists...???? And how come chachaji being a big CA not know him..)

Again he started on saying about a nonsense his boss told him that.. Tu ek din bohat bada admi banega..

A:Han.. Mehnat aur lagan se kamyabi hasil ho hi ja sakta.. Maine Naina ko bhi yahi sikhaya hai...

Sharad ki mummy: Are kehte haina.. Admi ke kamyabi mein hi aura ki sabse badi kamyabi hoti hai..!!!

Chachaji mad a ya-right face.. (Along with all of us.. He was representing us there😜😜😁😁..)

Preeti brings Naina and makes her sit on the chair... They talk about something then lady takes out shagun ka lifafa and tayiji says the epic halfhearted line.. (Jo bolna tou nahi chahti lekin formality ke liye sab bolte hai..jabke lene ke liye tou sab mar rahe hote hai..!!!😂😂)... Are iski kya zarurat thi...!!..

Lady ne bhi maza chakhadiya.. Are ye aapke liye nahi balki sharad ki hone wali patni ke liye hai..!! She says ashirwaad lena pardega phir ye denge... Tayiji calls her to take the ashirwad and the "lifafa"..

Naina looks at every one and sharad gets tensed.. Tayiji again says her... Naina stands and manages a bit to hide her limping and pain and goes to the mamiji... She was going to take when mamiji asks her ro stop and says about her leg is not ok.. 'Tang kharab hai lardki ki'.. And soon both nani and mami starts getting angry that why they didn't check before and if not taking dahej so atleast the girl should be good.. Chachiji and tayiji try to explain then it's nothing like that... She fell in collage... But they Don't believe.. And even sharad says that its nothing like that...

S:Han ji mamiji.. Aisa kuch nahi hai.. Acha ek kam karo Nqina tum inko chalke dikhado.. Inhe pata chal jayega ki sirf choti si mouch hai..

Tayi: Han Naina.. Yahan se jhule tak ja.. Phir wahan se wapis aa..

Chachaji and chachiji explain that it's paining.. But nobody listens. They ask her to walk.. Naina starts walking and feels a lot of pain.. She reaches near the jhula somehow.. She cries and runs away to her room.. Preeti follows her... They all agree she is ok and have their lunch..

Naina's vo :Lardkion ka balon mein parande bandhna koi nayi baat nahi thi.. Kya kya karna pardhta tha lardkiyon ko.. Kabhi gaa ke dikhao. Acha zara has ke tou dikhao.. Zara baal kholkar dikhao.. Aaise kai lardkiyan hongi jo ye sub haste-haste kardeti hongi... Pur meri baat tou kuch aur hi thi na...

In Sameer's house...

Mama mami are watching tv and Sameer is also sitting ther.. Ponam bhabhi is cleaning.. Devang bhaiya comes from office..

P:Are aap aagaye...
D:Nahi abhi mera bhoot aya hai.. Juch der baad jab ghanti baje tou khol dena... Mai aajaunga...

They all laugh.. And after wards poonam bhabhi asks devang bhaiya to take her to shopping..

D:Han han kyu nahi.. Chalo chalo abhi chalte hai... Kya yaar abhi tou aaya hun office se.. Thodi der baithne tou do..

Mami: Are han han baith.. Isse tou bahana chahiye.. Bahar jane ke liye.. Ghar ke kam choke bhagna chahti hai... Koi zarurat nahi hai kahi jaane ki...

S:Are aise kyu.. Dekhiye mami ji hum sab kahin na kahin jaate hai.. Devang bhaiya aur mamaji factory jaate hai... Mai college aur munna pandit ke ghar jata hun..(halanki aaj tak humne fekha nahi.. Wo log hi 24 ghante yahan baithe hote hai.😁😁😂).. Aap bhi apni friends ke sath jati ho.. Sirf bhabhi ko hi kahin jane ko nahi milta.. Wo kitna bore hojati hongi.. Aur bhabhi aap tension mat lo.. Agar devang bhaiya nahi lejayenge na aapko.. Tou mai aur munna pandit apko lejayenge..

D:Ye sahi hai Sameer.. Tumlog lejao isse..
P:Thankyou sameer bhaiya... Aap kitne ache hai.. Kitni lucky hogi wo lardki jiski aapse shadi hogi..
S(murmur):Uski tou already shadi hone wali hai...
Everyone:Huh..??
S:Matlab mujhe koi jaldi nahi hai shadi karne ki...

They all talk and laugh.. Scene change...

In Preena room..

Naina was feelong pain in her leg.. Preeti took balm and wss massaging her foot.. Chachiji came and asked if it's paining a lot...

N:Nahi chachiji mai thik hun..
P:Tu na.. Bas rooti reh.. Aur thik hun thik hun karti reh.. Aise kon karta hai mummy.. Uss sharad ko Naina ne bataya bhi ha.. Phir bhi.. Chalke dikhao..
B:Beta jaise hum aurton ki majburiyan hoti hai.. Badon ke samne kuch nahi bol sakti.. Aise hi mardon ki bhi apni pareshaniyan hoti hai..
P:Han tou... Uski hone wali biwi hai.. Koi certificate nahi hai jo sabko dikhata phirega... Dekho mai 1st aya hun... Dekho mujhe sau bata sau (100/100) mila hai..

Chachiji explains them that being the smallest person of family they can't speek up..

C:Aur beta.. Koi bhi admi chahe apni biwi se kitna bhi pyar karle wo kahi sabkuch chod nahi sakta uske liya.. Uska apna abhiman hota hai.. Koi bhi admi ko bolo ki woh apna sab kuch apni biwi pe luta de.. Aisa koi nahi karta.. Balki mujhe tou lagta hai ki bhagwan ne aisa koi admi banaya hi nahi hai..

She was leaving when naina says..

N:Banaya hai Chachiji.. Bhagwan ne ek aisa admi banaya hai.. Apna sab kuch luta ke pyar karne wala (remembering The sadhu look..).. Abhiman sab bhulke pyar karne wala..(remembering the samosa incident).. Aur mai usse janti hun..

B:Koun..
N:Wo... Um...
P:Salman... Wo salman ki baat kar rahi thi..
B:BJNB(bhagwan joot na bulaye).. Tujhe kaise pata..??
P:Salman khan ko koun nahi janta mummy... Aur apne wo film nahi dekhi thi uski.. Woh Maine Pyar Kiya... Usme kaise usne bhagyashree ke liya sab kuch chod diya...
B:Lo.. Tum dono ne tou mujhe dara hi diya.. Ye sab na sirf filmon mein hota hai.. Asliyat mein aisa kuch nahi hota..!!
N:Ho tou bhi humari kismat mein nahi hote hai...

Chachiji agrees and soon goes telling preeti to masage the foot.. Preeti hold her foot and she scolds her and says mera nahi iska.. She leaves the room..

Both look at each other and preeti says making a face...

P:Banaya hai..... Sameer ka naam lene wali thi na...??
N:Han tou galat kya hai...

Scene ends.. In night.. Both Preena were laying down in their bed..

P:Naina kya tu aur jija...... Matlab Sameer phirse....(she turns to Naina and Naina glares her).. Pur tu aise kaise iss sharad se shadi kar sakti hai..??

Naina turns and sleeps...

Next morning.

They both were leaving to collage and were standing at the society door.. Chachiji calls her from the balcony and asks her to come front and throws a paper ball..

P:Kya subha subha catch-um-catch khelrahi ho mummy..

She opens the pack and finds money... Chachiji tells them to take rikshwa for college and go in rickshaw till Naina's feet..

P:Thankyou bhagwanji... Ab Naina ka pair aise hi todte raho.. Taki hume rickshaw se jaane ko mile...!!

Naina hits her..

P:Kya... Collage ke pehle din hi gaye the rickshaw se.. Uske baad tou bus se hi jaarahe hai..!!

They were laughing when again (unki khushiyon ko nazar lagane wala unka personal shaitan aagaya.. Wo bhi bina naam leye..).. O bai..!!!!

Tayiji comes to them..

T:Ghar mein tou jab dekho tab roti rehti ho.. Ansun bahati rehti ho.. Aur yahan bech rod pe khade hokar khikhi khikhi kar rahe ho.. Aur gharmein tou hamesha yahan dard hai wahan dard hai.. Ab khatam hogaya saara dard..
N:Nahi tayiji.. Abhi bhi dard hai..!!
T:o bai.. Aur maine saari pehene ko kaha tha na.. Jao uoar saari pehankar aao..

Se again taunts her saying ghar mein raho.. Pardhai-Vardhai chodo.. Shadi hone wali hai... Jao saree pehenke aao..

Again she gets her tongue cut.. Chachiji calls them from the balcony and says they are getting late so go.. They were when tayiji stops then and says jaldi aajana.. Sharad ke jijaji ki hotel hai.. Wahan jaana hai.. Girls leave for the college.. Again she gets her tongue cut..

In Sameer's room..

M:Bhai mai nahi jaa raha hun...
S:Munna plz..
M:Mere maa ki kasam nahi jaaunga...
S:Munna........ Acha pandit.... Plzzz tu..
P:Bhai meri tarah tou dekhiyo hi mat.. Mai kahin nahi jaane wala...
S:Plzz Pandit... Manja na...
P:Bhai humne pehle hi Naina se dosti tod di hai..
M:Aur ab tu hame kehraha hai ki hum uske paas jaye car lekar aur kahen.. Aye maidam ji driver hazir hai... Huma nahi jaa rahe hai..
P:Bhai itni mushkil se tou teri life mein shanti hai.. Phir kya musibat ko bula raha hi.. Wo bhi.. Puch puch puch puch aaaaa... Karke...
S:Are yaar mai tou isiliye keh raha tha gardi lejane ko kyunki usse chot lagi hai..
M:Chot...?? Usse chot lagi hai tou.. Tujhe kyu dard ho raha hai...???
P:Han bol....?????
S:Nahi.... Mujhe koi dard nahi horaha... Mai tou sirf dosti..
M:Dost... Dost thiiii.... Khatam hochuki hai saari dosti..!!!
P:Han.. Dosti thiiii.. Thi thi.. Dimagh mein dalle ye baat.. Thiiiiii... Thi thi thi
S:Thik hai...!!! Mat jao..!!

Both breath in relief and then look at him confused when he says the next line...

S:Baba ji sahi kehte the.. Kya lekar aaye the sansar.. Kya lekar jaoge.. Is sansar mein koi apna nahi hota.. Na maa-baap.. Bhai behan... Mitr bhi nahi... Mera ashram chalejana hi thik hai...
M:Are yaar... Koi nahi jaa raha ashram-washram.. Abe ponga pandit.. Tu gardi lekar jaa aur Naina ko collage le aana...
P:MAI..?????
S:Han tu.. Tune tou koi kasam nahi khayi na...!!
P:Mai tou... Maine tou nursery mein hi Kasam kha li thi... Ki jahan jaunga chenu ke sath hi jaunga...

(Acha Panditji.. Parsun jamnagar munna ko tou nahi legaye the... Jhoot bolna paap hai.. Nadi kinare sanp hai panditji....😁😁😂😂...)

Munna makes a face and takes the keys from Sameer's Hands...

M:Thik hai.. Jaa rahe hai.. Lekin sirf teri dosti ke khatir...
P:Han.. Agli baar se ye Sanyasi , Babaji aur ashram wala emotional blackmail mat karna..!!!

Sameer smiles brightly.. And both leave...

Sam vo : YUDKBH.. Jab lardke ko kisi ka life partner banne ke liye zyada mehnat nahi karni pardhti thi... Balki thoda paise ka dhani hona hi bohat tha.. Pur aaj kal ke zamane mei log kya kya nahi karte hai.. Aur log ye bhi samajh gaye hai ki emotional support bhi zaruri hota hai.. Aur aaj kal ka tou lagh bhag har aadmi yahi chahta hai ki uski life partner sirf zameen pe hi nahi chale.. Balki asman mein bhi ude.. Aur mai.. Mai tou hamesha se hi lucky tha.. Kyunki mujhe mili thi.... Naina.. Jo ke uss zamane ki saari bhi ekdum alag thi..!!

Precap.: (same weekend wala) Naina and Preeti just came out of the car and were standing near the car.. They see Sameer coming laughing.. Naina smiles seeing him laugh.. Soon they see su sitting behind him and both are talking haste haste...  While she sat nicely on his bike...(😢😭😭😭😭)..Pandit also looks at  them... Munna is looking at Naina...(did i mention with a sardha hua face)

(I'm still thinking Mundit ko Preena ko manane mein mushkil tou hui hogi and i can also sense another preedit fight coming up.. Pyar ke mamle mein ou dikhai bhi nahi dete the.. Ab jhagde mein sabse pehle yehi dikhte hai...!!)