Hello every one.. Welcome to the crazy book of Samain... Let's begin with the chapter..

The episode starts with...

Preena were on the main road to hire a auto... They stoped a rickshaw.. They were about to sit in when Pandit jumped in and asked the rikshawale to move move move...😂😂...

Pa:Are chikna hatella hai apun.. Chal jaldi..
Pr:Pur humne pehle roka tha..!!
Pa:Tou.. Apun pehle baith gaya na...

He threatens the autowala and they go...

Pr:Kya pagal hai kya log..
N:Chod na.. Ahmadabad mein rikshwas ki kami nahi hai..

They stop another rikshaw... Munna comes and jumpes in from the other side..

Pandit also comes from the other side and stands at the entry and blocks way and starts threatening the auto driver...

Pa:Are Munna bhai Hai.. Munna bhai... Tu munna bhai ko nahi janta...???!?!?!?.. Bohat bade killer hai humare munna bhai...

(Munna sits lifting his collar)..

Pa:Are abhi tak 10-12 ko tapka chuke hai...
M:Apun ka sirf ek hi shouk hai.. Mar kat karna...
Pa:Chal chal jaldi.. Are tujhe samajh nahi aarha.. Munna bhai lagta hai isko bhi tapkana pardega.. Chaku nikalo..
M(coming near Pandit):Are bhai chaku tou ghar pe hi bhul gaya.. Mummy ne pyaz katne ko kaha tha.. Wahin chod aaya...

(Wah.. Apun ke munna bhai.. Ghar mein pyaz bhi kat te hai...??!!😂😂).

Pandit continues to act..: Are bohat mazakiyan hai humare munna bhai... Abhi dekh tera tyre kaise phadte hai...
M:Han abhi tera tyre phatega.. PHAT...!!!!

The auto drives goes away... They both laugh high-fiving each other...

Pr:Problem kya hai tum dono ki...???
M:Kuch nahi..!!
Pr:Yahan kya karne aye ho...??
M:Wo hum na sukha dhaniya aur haldi lene aye the.. Pardos ki dukan band thi isiliye Sameer ne gaadi ki chabi desi.. Bola sukha dhaniya aur haldi lekar seedhe collage pahuncho..!!

(😂😂... Preeti sukha dhaniya aur Naina haldi...😂😂)..

Pr:Sukha dhaniya aur haldi..??? Kam se kam bahana tou thik se bana loya karo..!!
N:Chod na preeti.. Chal...

They stop another auto and were about to get in.. When Munna Pandit started making noises.. Pandit jumped in and Munna layed on on his lap holding his chest....(.😂😂😂)..

Pa:Are bhaia... Chalo chalo chalo... Jaldi chalo...
Auto d:Are kya hua isse...
Pa:Issse...... Heart attack aaya hai... Chalo... Chalo...
Pr:Are pur aise kaise...??????
Pa:Are bhaiya ab kya hua.... Iska dum nikal ke baad chaloge... Chalo chalo jaldi chaloooo....

The driver moves away.. They boh wave bye from within the auto..

Pr:Pata nahi kya hua hai inhe....???
N:Agar gardi lejar aaye hai tou rikshaw mein kyu gaye..??
Pr:Pata nahi..
N:Chal aaj bus se hi chale jaate hai..

They both were walking on the way when munna pandit came and stoped the car beside them..

Munna lowered the glass and said..

M:Collage jaa rahi ho.. Aajao hum chod denge.. Hum bhi wahin jaa rahe hai..
Before preeti could reply.. Naina:Nai..
N(in whisper to preeti):Sameer ki gardi hai...!!!
Pr:Koi zarurat nahi hai hum chale jayenge... Rickshaw lelenge..
Pa:Hum tumhe lene denge...
M:Aajao baith jao...!!!

They were denying but suddenly a know person of them came.. Pandit revined the car and came out and behaved as of checking the tyre of the car..

(Bohat buri acring thi... Detedtive ki tarah char taraf se tyre ko kaun dekhta hai..??!!😂😂)

The lady congratulated Naina for her rishta.. And went... Again Mundit came beside.. They denied few times.. But they kept the car moving along them...

M:Are aajao na.. Agar kisi ne dekhliya tou..
Pr:Han yaar.. Tu tou janti hai na inhe.. Na khud jayenge na hume janedenge...
N:Pur Sameer ki gaadi...
Pr:Sameer tou nahi haina.. Chal.. Aur agar kisi aur ne dekhliya aur tayiji tak baat pahunch gayi tou..

Naina looks here and there and finally sits in the car...

Naina vo : Kaise noutanki he na hum.. Sameer ne chot lagne pe hath nahi diya.. Lekin chot na lage isiliye gardi bhej di.. Mai bhi pardosiyon ka bahana banakar baith gayi.. Pur asliyat mein mai ek akhri baar Sameer ki gardi mein baithna chahti thi... Wo jaise phansi lagane se pehle khaidi ko uski akhri khwahish puchi jaati hai.. Mujhe bilkul waisa laga jab Munna Pandit aaye.. Jaise bhagwan mujhe mauka derahe hai ki mai wo romantic pal phirse jeelun jo maine Sameer ke sath iss gardi mein bitaye the..!!

Naina was lost remembering her birthday when the car stoped..

N:Kya hua.. Kahan aagaye hum..
Pr:Tere sasural...!!

Naina looks out of the window and finds collage...

N:Sidhe nahi bol sakti thi ki collage aagaya..
Pr:Tujhe aajkal seedhe baatein Samajh mein kahan aati hai..!!
Pa:Acha aur Collage khatam hone ke baad bhi yahi aajana.. Hum tumhe ghar bhi chod denge..
N:Koi zarurat nahi hai... Hum rikshaw se chale jayenge..
M:Aur hum tumhe jaane denge..!!!😂😂
Pa:Han.. Jabtak iska pair thik nahi hota ye Chikna hatella aur munna bhai hi roz tumlogon ko collage laya aur kejaya karenge..
Pr:Sameer ka idea haina ye
M:Are itna bekar time nahi hai humare bhai ke paas..!!
Pr(to naina):Sameer ko thankyou bol dena..
N:Hun.....!!

All 4 laugh and come out of the car.. Preeti comes out first and rushes to Naina's side to help her.. Mundit also climb down the car and freeze on their spot.. Their smiles fade.. Preeti looks that side and tells Naina baithi reh.. Naina comes out and preeti says.. Kya hai kaha tha na baithi reh... Ab chal jaldi.. Naina balances her self as her eyes fall on Sameer.. She smiles seeing him.. But her smile fades as she sees him with Sunaina.. They all stand rooted on their place... Bazigar mai Bazigar plays

Preeti glares Pandit...

Pa:Mujhe kya ghur rahi hai.. Jaise ye sab meri wajah se horaha hai.. Usse ghur jiski wajah se horaha hai..
M:Han... Ise ghur..!!

Sameer and Sunaina pass them and sameer stops the car near the parking.. Sunaina climbs down.. As Sameer stands leaning on the bikw and both talk happily.. Kamya and hema also come there...

K:Mujhe tou laga tha ye mazak kar rahi hai.. Pur ye tou sach mein baith gayi Sameer ki bike pe..!!
H:Han.. Lekin Sameer ne ye thik nahi kiya..
M:Nahi tou aur kya karta.. Dukhi banke baitha rehta..
Pa:Han dilip kumar ki tarah...!!!
M:Humare liye yahi bohat hai.. Ki humara bhai khush hai.. Hasta hai.. Aur (eyeing Naina.. Said to pandit).. Sunaina achi lagti haina Sameer ke sath uski bike pe...
P:Han..!!!
K:Sameer ki bike pe na sirf Naina achi lagti hai...

(Haye pehli baar Kamya ko kehne ka man kar raha hai... Dil lelo..!!!.. Mujhe pata hai konsi film yaad aarahi hai...😂😂... Sautan bani saheli..!😂😂😂)

Pr:Isiliye mai tujhe piche mud kar dekhne se rok rahi thi..
N:Mai bhi ab Piche mudkar nahi dekhna chahti preeti..

Naina starts walking towards the collage.. Preeti accompanies her..

Naina vo : ab Kadu churi pe gire ya Churi Kadu pe.. Baat tou ek hi haina.. Jaan tou Kadu ki hi jaati haina.. Aur maze koi tesra hi lejata hai us sabji ke.. Uss din Sunaina khush thi.. Uske dil mein tou Romantic gaane baj rahe the honge.. Pur mere dil mein.. Mere dil mein tou Dard bhare nagme baj rahe the...

Dil ke arman ansuon mein beh gaye plays..

Naina passes Su and Sameer.. All worry for naina. Even mundit but didn't show it . Sameer keeps looking at Naina till she goes in the collage..

Mundit convo..

M:Kahin isse sach mein sunaina se pyar tou...
P:Are pagal hai kya... Wo sirf apna dil behla raha hai...
M:Pata nahi..
P:Pur agar Sunaina bhi sirf apna dil behla rahi ho tou...??
M:Pata nahi.. Bohat kamzoor hai humara bhai.. Ab kya hoga aage..

Scene shifts to Sabji ka thela.. Where Tayiji and Chachiji were buying vegetables.. Bela asks bhindi's prize.. So tayiji asks her to make her bhaisabs fav sabzi.. And asks thela wala ro give matar.. And asks to make matar paneer... Bela taunts her saying "BJNB sabzi tou apni marzi ki pakalene dijiye bhabhiji..". Tayiji gets upset and says you are treating me like this and her most missed line after ages.. " jabki hum chandan ki tarah ghis gaye.. Lekin koi khadar hi nahi hai.."

(Haye tayiji.. Kabse ye dialogue sunne ko kan taras gaye the... Itne time baad yaad aaya aapko..!!😂😂)..

And says i feel you like my little sister... Bela says "Ab bhabhiji aap mera mun mat khulwayiye.. Bohat ache se pata hai aap kya samajh ti hai..".. Tayiji again taunts her and says ur angry and jealous as rakesh gave full zimedari of Naina's shadi to mee.. And nothing to you.. She was going to say something when megha's mom and anoher neighbor cames and congratulate Bela for Naina's rishta.... Tayiji boasts herself saying she chose the best lardka for naina... Megha's mom says that i though you were marrying because groom is not taking dahej.. Tayiji taunts saying if it was telecasted on radio.. They make a face and another lady says i thought.. Bela and anand will spend more in Naina's marriage as they spent in pooja's marriage.. Megha's mother says it's not like that.. Pooja was her child and Naina is niece.. You see in preet's marriage how much they will spent... Bela gets upset and says we thought to spend more than pooja's marriage in Nainas marriage. But only if... She angrily take her thaila and leaves.. Tayiji also blast on megha ki maa.. Saying if they are not taking dahej so should we give zabardast muh mein thus ke... She taunts her 2-3 times relating to megha and leaves...

Naina vo : Un dino Watsup ya Facebook tou the nahi.. Pur padosi the na.. Jo ek ghar ki khabar dusre ghar aise pahuncha te the jaise pucho hi mat... Istri ki dukan.. Sabzi ka thela.. General store.. Ye un dino ke Social networking zones hua karte the..!! Aur tayiji aur Chachiji tou humare ghar ke do aise bartan the jinka takrana humare liye koi nai baat nahi thi.. Bas farak itna tha ki... Ab tak inke takrane ka ye madhur sangeet bas hum ghar walon ke kismat mein hi tha.. Pur mere shadi ki samaro ko sajane ke liye inka concert tou bappi lehri nights se bhi bada hone wala tha..!!

Scene shift to Red rose.. Naina enters witn her team.. Sameer was sitting on their usual place..(where the gang sat after samaina milan before).. His eyes fell on Naina.. He was sitting with Mundit and kamya..

They all look at them.. Sameer keeps staring at her.. They move and sit on the table behind them.. Near the counter.. Sameer's eyes stil struck on her.. Sukali (combination of sunaina and chipkali.. As every one didn't like Sumeer that much.. Tell me how it is..😂😂) comes there and calls Sameer "hi sameer"..

(Isse na mujhe uss Sameeeer ki yaad aaraha hai.. Yaad hai pooja disi ki shadi ke time pe thi.. Neeli makhi.. Pooja didi ki nanad)..

Sameer's trance brokes.. Hee looks ar her and then again fixes his eyes on Naina.. Sunaina came and sat beside him.. He came back to his senses and looked at sukali..🐊(remember miniature size).. Sukali blushes and says aise mat dekho mujhe..(trust me... I felt disgust flowing through my whole body.. When he was looking at sukali like that and she was blushing..😕😕😡😒😒😷😫😼🙈🙈🙉🙉..)

(I'd suggest and warn everyone if anyone wanna see the epi... Just see the first half.. And also kamzoor dil wale aage ka update na pardhein.. Kyunki last part is not ment for those who have kamzor dil.. Warning 🚨⚠.: side effects of upcoming.. You migh want to puke (ulti ho sakti hai).. You'll feel disgusted.. And highly not recommended for those who have expensive phones.. Because you might even want to break your phone... High chances of heart attack.. Aur aage jo bhi hoga aur kisi bhi tarah ka koi bhi nuksan hota hai.. uske liye kisi bhi tarah se writer of this WU is not responsible.. Maine pehle hi warn kiya tha..!!😊😊.. Continue on your own risk.. Dil pe pattar.. nahi pura pahard rakhke likh rahi hun..😷😢😟😟😭)

S(in flirtious tone):Kyu..???
Sukali:Pyar hojayega..!!
S(after eyeing Naina..): Tumhe ya mujhe...??
Sukali:Dono ko... (And starts singing in her not soo melodious voice (some one please give me a oxygen mask.. I feel suffocation while writing this..).. Iss pyar se meri taraf na dekho.. Pyar ho jayega..!!
Mundit(taking spoons from the table):Ti ding ti ding.. Ti ding ti ding..
Sukali: Iss pyar se meri taraf na dekho.. Pyar hojayega..
Mundit:Ti ding ti ding.. Ti ding ti ding..

(Ek bada wala danda dena kisike paas hai tou.. Mere paas hai lekin mere gusse ke hisab se chota hai..!! Mai ussi dande se inn dono ke sar pe Ti ding ti ding.. Ti ding ti ding.. karungi... Phir dekhte hai.. Kisse pyar hota hai.. (U know I'm feeling mixed emotions right now.. Crying remembering the scene.. And laughing reading my dialogues..😭😭😂😂😭)

(Waise point to be noted is... Sukali ne phir bhi gaana preeti se tou acha hi gaya tha..😂😂😂)

They smile... Sameer opens a campa cola bottle with his hand in a heroic style..

Drinks and passes to Sukali.(eyeing Naina of course)... The moment she was going to drink the dimple girl called her..

(Haye.. Bhale hi kaisi bhi ho.. Pur aaj dil lelo.. Sukali ko Sameer ka jhoota beene se tou rok diya..!!)

(Waise point to be noted... Sameer ne cold drinking muh lagake nahi piya.. Maine 2 baar revind karke dekha..!!😂😂😁😁)

She goes to her and both move towards the counter.. They were talking when Sukali signs Sam to pass the bottle to her... He gives it to munna.. He passes it to the table in front and asks to pass further.. She gives aage to preeti.. She looks at it and takes it and keeps on the table.. Both Samaina were looking at each other... Naina doesn't react so Sukali giving her a weird look (weird look to our Naina..??😡😡😒😒..)..

She came front and was about to pick it up.. When Naina picked it and forwarded to her...

She was going to grab when Naina left it..

And BOOOOOOMM!!!!!! The bottle feel on the ground

(And i stood on the ground.. Dancing....😂😁😁😀😁😀😁Yahooooo..!!!😱😱😰😰 My girl did it..!!!😳😳😙😙😗😗😘😘Waoooh woaah...!!!🙌🙆🙌🙆🙌🙆🙌😎😎Thank u Thank u Thank u Thank u🙏🙏🙋🙋🙇🙇yahooooooooooooooooo..!!!!💃💃💃)

Naina left the canteen followed by preeti.. While Sameer's eyes were stil fixed on her..

Sameer vo : Un dino mano Mere aur Naina ke beech koi khel chal raha tha.. Kabhi uska palrda bhari.. Kabhi mera palrda bhari.. Hum dono hi apne apne feelings ko ek dusre se chupane ki koshish rahe the.. Ek taraf mai Bazigar yaani har ke jeetne ki acting mein jeet raha tha.. Aur dusri taraf wo mere satane se bekhabar hone ki acting mein points bardha rahi thi.. Pur wo bottle todke Naina ne tou khel hi khatam kardia.. Naina - 0 , Bazigar - 1..

Naina was sitting on the bench with preeti standing in front of her...

P:Naina kya tha wo sab.. Kyu todi tune bottle..
N:Galti se hath se chut gayi..
P:Andhi nahi hun mai.. Bhagwan ne mujhe ankhe di hai... Dikhai deta hai mujhe bhi.. Naina agar tu Sameer ka hath thamna chahti hai na.. Tou ja thamle mai khadi hun tere sath.. Lard lungi pariwar walon se tere liye... Ya phir chod de usse... Kabtak aise hi beech mein latki rahegi.. Chit bhi meri pat bhi meri.. Ye na khel mein chalta hai na zindagi mein...
N(standing up): Han jan buch ke tordi maine wo bottle.. Pur kya karun mai.. Mere aur Sameer ke sare pal ek screen ki tarah meri ankhon ke samne se guzarte hai.. Bas uun palon mein mai nahi hun.. Sunaina hai.. Kya karun mai.. Insan hun mai bhi.. Mujhe bhi dard hota hai.. Jisse pyar karti ho usse kisi aur ke sath dekh kar..!!

Naina cried as preeti consoled her...

Precap :(bohjat mazedar tha.. Epi ka saara dard urda diya..).. : Sharad ki mummy red rose mein khadi hai... Gusse mein Sameer ko ghur rahi hai.. Peche karthik mithali aur priyanka khade hokar has rahe hai.. (Matlab kuch samajh aaya...😂😂.. Prithik aur mithali ne shayad phasa diya lagta hai...).. Sameer unke samne tense khada hai....😂😂.. Aur Naina and gang were standing at the door..

Next was heart blowing.. Sameer peeked from behind a pillar or poster in the restaurant..

Naina sees him and starts.. Hicup.. Hicup.. Hicup.. Sameer comes near the table and stands near Naina..

Sharad and Naina are sitting beside each other.. And Naina is eyeing sameer and constantly hiccuping..😂😂..(seriously hilarious scene.. Should watch it..!!!)... Tayiji and chachiji get tensed seeing him...

(I somewhere felt as if the old Sameer is back..)

Chalo see you guys on monday.. Tab tak khao piyo aur precap yaad karke haste jao aur kehte jao "Ye Monday kab ayega..".. Maine tou abhi se shuru kardiya hai iski mala japna.. Aur jab monday aajaye tou dialogue change kardena... " ye 10 kab bajenge".. Isi ka jaap karte rahiye mitron.. Aur yaad rakhna sabr ka fal meetha hota hai.. Tou iss meethe fal ka sevan karne ke liye upar bataye gaye dono jab time to time karte rahiya...😂😂.. Ab meri chutti hui.. Aur aapke dimagh ki bhi. I hope abhi bhi baki hai.. Kahi maine pura kha tou nahi liya na..

So bye..!!

Enjoy the weekend...

(Mujhe pata hai balike aap sabke man mein konse vichar chal rahe hai.. " kya khak enjoy the weekend.. Ab ye scenes dekhne ke baad phirse weekend ke liye neenden urd gayi hai".. Pur bholu baba ki sikhai hui shiksha ko yaad karo.. Krodh kya hai....?? Krodh dukh hai.. Aur dukha kya hai..?? Dukh kewal man ka veham hai..!! Usse apne man se nikal do aur shanti se 2 din tak jivan vyateet karo.. Use baad Samaina naam ka sailab tou hai hi humara mood barbad karne ke liye...

Ok so enough bak bak..

Bye..!!

Enjoy the weekend..😂😂😂😝😝....