I'll admit

I laughed the entire time I wrote this

I couldn't stop.

THE LAUGHS

And that picture fits so well.

XD

ON WITH IT

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"I friggin hate you Kaiba!"

"Right back at ya mutt."

"It's your fault we're stuck like this!"

"Sure it is."

"ARGH!"

"Mhm."

Joey yanked harshly at the chain that connected him to his sworn enemy. Seto calmly snapped his wrist across his chest, snapping Joey forwards, and causing him to fall.

"GAH!" Joey hung, just inches off the ground. Saved by this dang chain. FRIG, HOW DO I GET IT OFF.

Seto yanked the chain back again, causing force to right Joey back to standing on his own feet.

Joey sat down. Or, he tried at least. Seto refused, sullenly standing and staring straight ahead. Screw you mutt, I'm not letting you sit down.

"BAH, SIT DOWN SETO, YOU HANDSOME JERK, I CAN'T THINK STANDING UP!" Seto blinked, slightly startled. Joey appeared to realize his mistake, blushing slightly.

"What was that?" Seto asked, cold demeanor breaking to show a little amusement.

"N-nothing!" Joey spoke up.

Seto knelt down on his knees (So Joey could sit properly, even though he wouldn't admit it.), and supporting himself with his hands, he brought his smirking face closer to Joey's flustered one. "Oh, I'm pretty sure you said something."

"N-no I didn't!"

Bringing his face even closer to Joey's, Seto chuckled lightly. "I'm quite sure I heard something about myself. Handsome jerk, am I?"

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." A flustered Joey leaned back on his hands, trying to escape. Seto simply moved closer.

How did I even get in this situation!?

FLASHBACK (I KNOW, HOW ORIGINAL! A FLASHBACK TO EXPLAIN!)

"Come on Joey, he's not that bad! You can't hate him that much!" Tea said. He was at some stupid party that Kaiba was throwing for Mokuba's birthday. I don't even know why the heck I'm here. Or why I was invited for that matter.

"Yes he is, and yes I can." Joey harrumphed. He's a jerk. A rich, egotistical, really REALLY pretty jerk. A light blush Joey's face as he thought of Seto. Tea, being the eagle-eyed matchmaker she was, noticed this.

"I think you like him." She smirked.

"DO NOT!" Joey denied.

"Whatever you say..." Tea said, sarcasm lining her words. She walked away to mingle with a certain other someone.

That girl is crazy.

Meanwhile, Tea had sought out Mokuba. "HEY MOKIE, HAPPY THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY!." Tea screeched, crushing her ship squad partner into a hug.

"THANKS, TEA, BUT I CAN'T BREATHE."

"SORRY!"

People just stared at the eccentric duo, then ignored them.

"Mokie, Mokie, guesssssss whaaaattttt?"

"Whaaaaaatttt?"

"I think Joey likes Seto!"

"He does!? I was actually looking for you to tell you that I think Seto likes Joey!"

"WHAT?!"

"I KNOW RIGHT!? It's like, he was ranting about how much he hated 'that mutt', and then he blushed! IT WAS WEIRD, HE NEVER BLUSHES. I THINK THE WORLD MIGHT HAVE ENDED IN THAT MOMENT."

"I can see why you think that," Tea sweatdropped, unable to imagine Seto blushing. "Hey Mokie, I have an idea. Do you have any handcuffs or cuffed chains?"

"Yeah."

"Wait why?"

"I dunno, Seto keeps them for no apparent reason. He has an entire room dedicated to look like revolutionary France,"

"Ok, well, would ya grab those for me? And then bring Seto into a guestroom."

Mokuba nodded, quickly catching on to Tea's plan. "Operation Puppyshipping is go!" He scurried off to grab the chain and lure Seto to the room.

Tea walked back to where Joey was standing awkwardly in the corner of the room.

"Joeyyyyyyy, can you come with meeeee?" Tea asked, her voice sing-songy. "I wanna show you something neat that I fooooouuuunnnnnddddd."

"Eh, why not? It'll be more fun than sticking around here."

Well I'm surprised he actually fell for it... Nevermind, I'm not surprised, it's Joey. Tea led Joey to the agreed on guest bedroom.

"Well there ain't anything remotely interesting in here Tea, what didja want to show me?" Joey asked, his curiosity piqued. Tea started panicking. Where are you Mokuba?!

And at that very moment, Seto walked into the room with Mokuba. Or well, he was dragged in by Mokuba.

"This."

Tea sprung into action. Catching the cuffed chain and key Mokuba flung at her, she clamped one end down on Joey's wrist and locked it in place. Then, faster than should have been possible, she dragged a shocked Joey to a puzzled Seto, and locked the other cuff into place on Seto's arm. Before the two teenagers could regain their senses and come after them, Tea and Mokuba were gone, locking the door from the outside on their way out.

FLASHBACK END.

Oh, right. Man, Tea should be an Olympian with that kind of speed.

He was snapped out of his thoughts by Seto's breath lightly brushing against his nose.

"Kaiba, could you maybe, back up please?" Joey asked weakly.

"No, I don't think I will," Kaiba smirked.

Joey, taking the initiative, crawled backward. Seto just crawled forward, and Joey ended up backed against a wall.

NO! NOT THE EVER-CLICHE WALL THAT YOU GET BACKED UP AGAINST! CURSE YOU WALL! Joey screeched in his head.

Seto was VERY VERY VERY close. GAH BACK UP. BACK. UP.

Seto, still smirking, only came closer.

And then Joey froze. Seto was...

WHAT THE FRICK, IS HE KISSING ME?!

At this point, Seto had gently pressed his lips to Joey's, laughing internally at Joey's reaction. (And the author was concerned about Joey's mental condition, considering his thoughts were mostly caps lock at this point).

Slowly, VERY VERY SLOWLY, Joey kissed back.

And both of them were completely unaware of the fact that the door had been opened, and that Tea and Mokuba were filming the entire thing.

Seto pulled back and smirked at Joey's flushed face.

And then Mokuba made a very bad decision (He fanboyed out loud).

"I KNEW JOEY WAS THE UKE ONE! IN YOUR FACE TEA!"

Seto and Joey whipped around to see the two evil masterminds that locked them together.

"HEY!" Joey exclaimed, leaping to his feet (The best that he could, considering his wrist was still chained to Seto's). "I WANT THAT KEY! UNLOCK US NOW!"

Seto stood up, just shaking his head at his younger brother. Jokingly, he said "I can't believe you Mokuba. I tell you how I feel, and you go and do this. I'm never telling you stuff like this again."

Mokuba just grinned. He walked forwards and unlocked Joey and Seto's wrists.

And then, he was grabbed by Tea, and the Ship-Squad made their escape before the two teenagers could exert their wrath.

"Well."

"That was weird."

"Tell me about it," Joey muttered.

Shrugging, an I-Couldn't-Care-Less Kaiba, grabbed Joey and kissed him again. And then, smirking his Kaiba smirk, he left the room, a very confused Joey standing behind.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll say it again

I laughed so hard writing this

XD

HELP ME

I HAVE PROBLEMS

JUST

IMAGINE JOEY'S FACE

AND KAIBA'S SMIRK

AND

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No escape children who are probably older than me

No escape

Peace~