Me and my sister were acting like Bakura and Marik. Me as Bakura and my sister as Marik, man we came up with some weird s*** and it was super funny. I will add things to the story, I can't remember everything me and my sister said. This one will be about the YuGiOh gang texting, please feel free to read it and enjoy a good laugh. WARNING: There will be some messed up s*** in this. Sit back, enjoy some snacks, drinks and enjoy the story! Bakura: Why the bloody hell are you doing this time?! Angel: Nothing, bunny. Bakura: I'M NO BLOODY BUNNY!!!! Marik: Just relax and let her be, Fluffy.

Bakura's pov:

I'm sitting here on my couch bored to death...."Bloody hell...!!! I'm so damn bored!!!!" I sigh, knowing this is what happens when I'm bored, so I thought about texting my pal, Marik. Seeing what he's up to. I pick up my iPhone and start texting.

Bakura: Hey, Marik. What are you doing?

Marik: Yo, nothing much, just bored out of my mind, you?

Bakura: SAME...!!!! I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO DO!!!!

Marik: Chill, Fluffy! We can just text since we are both bored.

Bakura: Again, I'M NOT A BLOODY BUNNY, YOU BLOODY WANKER!!

Marik: Yeah yeah yeah, anyways. Mind getting me a cookie?

Bakura: WTBF?! YOU ARE LIKE TWO BLOODY FLOORS ABOVE ME!! SURELY YOU HAVE COOKIES AT HOME!!

Marik: I'm too lazy, Bakura...!! Just get me the fucking cookie! Your a thief!

Bakura: NO!

Marik: YES!

Bakura: BLOODY HELL NO!! You need Yami in your life

Marik: Bakura, you need to have some firgging weed! Now, get me my damn cookie.

Bakura: You bloody wanker, I don't smoke! You and you're gay rod need to get off you're bloody tan ass up! I also ate the last cookie with my tea so ha! Btw you're sister is hot.

Marik: WHY YOU WHITE ASS CRACKER!!! YOU DONE IT NOW!! I SUMMON SONIC THE.... WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS!!!! BTW * mimics Bakura's British accent* BLOODY WANKER!!!

Sonic: Gotta go fast fat ass!

Bakura: WTBF?! Is he a card? He looks gay, like you and you're gayrod- THAT'S IT!!!

Marik: HAHAHAH!!! Yeah he's gay, like Shadow the whatever the frig his name is! He's gay like you.

Bakura: I'M NOT GAY!! I LIKE GIRLS-

Marik: FINE! I'LL ASK KAIBA! HE'S RICH! BITCH!

Kaiba: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME LADY IN PINK!

Marik: IT'S PURPLE!

Bakura: Wait, how did Kaiba get into our chat?! Marik, did you add him?! And, I AIN'T NO BLOODY BITCH!!!

Marik: Yeah, so I could ask him to buy cookies for me since you WON'T do it!!! You suck at being a theif!!!!

Bakura: I DO NOT!! I USED TO STEAL FROM THE KING OF GAMES 5000 YEARS AGO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Yami: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?! NO WONDER MY GOLD WAS MISSING!!!

Kaiba: Wow, you didn't know Fluff was stealing you're gold? What kind of King doesn't know his gold is missing?

Marik: IKR?! If I was King, I would never let anyone steal from me! They would lose their heads for stealing from a great King like myself! *does a king like pose*

Yami: .....

Kaiba: .....I should've kept my mouth shut...

Yami and Bakura: You think?!

Kaiba: Shut up! I have money so shut up!

Bakura: I DO NOT BLOODY SUCK AT STEALING!!! I AM THE THIEF KING BLOODY WANKER!!!

Marik, Yami and Kaiba: .......

Kaiba: Look at what you started now Marik..!

Yami: Now he'll never shut up...

Marik: It's not my fault!!! He wouldn't get me a frigging cookie!!!

Yami: All of this messed up chaos over a cookie? What in the name of Ra is wrong with you?

Kaiba: My thoughts exactly...

Joey: Um....What's going on here?

Kaiba: Oh great! The mutt's here...

Joey: Nyeh?! WHAT WAS THAT MONEYBAGS?! WANNA TAKE THIS TO THE STREETS?!

Yami: Kaiba, stop calling Joey a mutt...

Kaiba: I'll pass on that Yugi. I'll sue you if you hurt me mutt.

Marik: YES!! BECAUSE HE WON'T GET ME A COOKIE!!!

Bakura: Like I said before: YOU ARE TWO FLOORS ABOVE ME!!! GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN BLOODY COOKIES!!!

Joey: Isn't that when he calls someone 'wanker'?

Kaiba: Yeah but, you would still lose against me mutt.

Joey: LET ME BEAT THE S*** OUT OF HIM YUG!!!

Yami: JOEY, BAKURA, KAIBA AND MARIK WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!

Joey, Kaiba, Bakura and Marik: NO!!!

Yami: Ugh..!

Bakura: MARIK I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR OWN BLOODY COOKIES!!!

Joey: Hey Bakura! Mind sending Kaiba there while your at it?!

Kaiba and Marik: WHAT?!

Yami: *eats popcorn*

Tea: .....What just happen???

Yami: They are fighting over a cookie....

Bakura: I have no problem with that Joey. I will gladly do so!

Marik: BITCH! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU!!

Kaiba: I'LL SUE YOU IF YOU DO!!!

Tea: Over a cookie? Um..that's just..wow

Yami: Ikr?

Joey: HA! YOU CAN'T SUE US!! NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!

Bakura: KISS MY BLOODY ASS MARIK!!

Marik: NO THANKS!!! I AIN'T GAY UNLIKE YOU!!!

Tea and Yami: LMAO!!!

Yugi: Marik must have added us in this and the first thing I read is that..!!

Joey: Aww, you scared of going to see a doctor for crazy people Rich boy?! LOL!!

Bakura: I'M NOT BLOODY GAY, YOU BLOODY WANKER!!! I HAVE MORE FANGIRLS THEN YOU DO!!!

Kaiba: Like hell I am!!! I'll just sue them because I have money!! So screw the rules!!

Yugi: Wow, this is even better then I thought!! LOL!!

Yami: Ikr?!?!

Tea: This makes this boring day better!!

Marik: Don't you mean fanboys? HAHAHAH!!!! Lmao!!

Joey: DUDE! WE GET IT!! YOUR F***ING RICH!!!

Kaiba: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!

Bakura: That's you Marik! You have nothing but, fanboys who just want to be with your hot sister in bed!

Yami, Tea and Yugi: *spits out drink*

Joey: HAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS GOLD MAN!!!

Kaiba: .....

Marik: WHY YOU!!! GET OVER HERE YOU BITCH!!!

Jaden and Chazz: LMAO!!!

Chazz: Bakura is a girl?!?!?

Yugi: Wow...

Tea: ....Really?...

Yami: He's dead...

Kaiba: LMAO!!!

Joey: O.O

Marik: YES HE IS!!!

Bakura: MARIK!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Marik: Uh oh...

Yugi: Yup, he's dead...

Yami: I thought Chazz would get it...

Bakura: I might add Chazz to my list!

Jaden: He's in his room hiding...Bakura is banging on the door...

Marik: He can't get me! I have Sonic to save me!

Sonic: I ain't helping ya! You started it so fix it! Btw why are you wearing a girl's top???

Yugi and Yami: LMAO!!!!

Joey: OMG!!! IKR?!?!?

Kaiba: Exactly what I said!!!!

Tea: HAHAHA!!!!

Jaden: Chazz does the same too....I want a different roommate!!!

Mat: OMG?! REALLY?! HE WEARS A GIRL TOP?! THE CHAZZ?!!

Jaden: Yup! I got pics too!!!

Mat: I WANNA SEE!!!

Yugi: Share!!!

Yami: I'll take one! Will be good for the next he wants to duel me!

Tea: O.O

Joey: Same! SEND!!

Kaiba: Just for the hell of it, send one to me as well

Mai: WTF?!

Duke: Chazz wears girl clothes?!

Marik: HELP ME!!!!!! BAKURA BROKE DOWN MY DOOR!!!!!

Chazz: HELP!!!!

~Everyone expect Marik and Chazz enjoys the chat~

Angel: .........Why am I added again?!

Yugi: Angel! :D

Tea: Hiya!

Joey: Sup girl?

Kaiba: Hey

Yami: Angel~!♡

Jaden: Yo! Chazz got beat up! XD

Angel: By who...?????

Bakura: Me that's who, what up babe? Btw, where is Yusei, Jack and Crow???

Angel: Oh, they are having to fox their Dwheels again, something went wrong when they were dueling on the damn highway again...

Yugi: That's cool! I did the same the other day expect not on a Dwheeler though, not safe

Jaden: WAIT!!! WHY WASN'T I ASKED?!! I WANT TO RIDE YUSEI'S DUEL RUNNER!!!! TT^TT

Mat: You are hanging out with me later today!!

Jaden: Oh yeah ^^;

Duke: Also Marik got beaten up too by Bakura XD

Angel: O.O What did they do to piss him off?!

Yugi: Look at the texts, you'll see why lol

Angel: Okay

~Angel looks through the texts~

Angel: LMAO!!!!

Mai: IKR?!

Bakura: Right now they are knocked out so I got payback >:)

Yugi: What did you do?

Yami: Something tells me it's bad...

Jaden: LMAO!!!

Angel: What?

Mat: Yeah what?! TELL US!!!

Jaden: Chazz's hair is-

Chazz and Marik: WHAT THE HELL BAKURA?!?!? YOU DYED OUR HAIR PINK!! GREEN!!!

~Everyone expect Marik and Chazz laughs~

Yugi: OMG! I WANNA SEE LOL

Yami: AWESOME!!! LOL

Tea: HAHAHA!!

Joey: NICE ONE BAKURA!

Kaiba: Man, I never laughed this hard in my life!!!

Jaden: I'M SOOOOO POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!

Mat: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!!!

Angel: XD

Bakura: I'm already doing it!!! XD

Marik: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS BAKURA!!!!

Chazz: YEAH!! THE CHAZZ WON'T STAND FOR THIS!!!

Bakura: How can you stand when I broke your leg? XD

Mat: LMAO!!!

Chazz: YOU ONLY NUMBED IT AFTER A SHOT YOU GAVE ME!!!

Marik: *sends the bird emoji*

Bakura: LMAO!!

Duke: I'm dying from this!!! XD

Mai: SAME!!!

Chazz: Marik....

Marik: Yeah?

Chazz: You sent a bird emoji not the other kind of bird...

Marik: DAMNIT!! I always hit the wrong one!! >.<

Yami: And I thought I sucked at texting :P

Marik: SHUT UP!! NO ONE ASKED YOU, YOU DEAD BEAT KING!!!

Kaiba: Damn...didn't think Marik would ever talk like that to Yugi...

Yugi: .....Yami's mad.... X.X

Joey: Oh don't tell me...

Mat: He's Yami from S0?!?!?!

Yugi: Yeah....

Angel: RUN AND HIDE GUYS!!! O.O

Chazz: I think I saw him!!! X.X

Jaden: I SAW HIM!!!!

Tea: Uh oh....

Mat: *eats popcorn*

Duke: This is why no one pisses Yami off!!!

Kaiba: I bet you guys he is gonna do the Yami no game!

Mai: Why didn't he do that when his Grandpa's soul got taken? Would have been faster and easier...

Bakura: BLOODY HELL! MARIK!!

Zane: Oh please let the gods help Yami...

Tristan: Marik, you might want to start running and hiding till he's calm...

Marik: I already left my place before he got to me!

Jaden: Where are you hiding???

Marik: I'M NOT TELLING!!!

Mat: He's with us...doesn't help the fact he is clinging to my sis for dear life.. -_-

Yugi: No wonder Marik nearly ran me over...

Kaiba: Yugi, he DID ran you over!

Joey: Shut it, Moneybags!

Tea: What if Yami is reading this?! We are trying to keep him from killing Marik!!!

Mai: No shit guys! Because of you boys Yami is banging on the door!!!!

Bakura: I didn't even say anything!!

Mat: We know, that's why your going to calm Yami down! :D

Joey: O.o

Tristan: THAT'S SUICIDE!!!!

Kaiba: Where's the popcorn Mat?!

Mai: I can't watch this...

Duke: He'll die if he does...

Yugi: That's a BAD idea Mat!!!

Mat: What?! Someone has to do it! It ain't gonna be me that's for sure!! And sorry Kaiba but, MINE popcorn!!!

Jaden: I feel bad for Bakura....

Zane: Ikr?!

Kaiba: -_-

Jesse: Maybe someone else...?

Chazz: I'm good with that!

Marik: SAME!!

Bakura: WHY THE BLOODY HELL ME?!?!?! I DON'T HAVE A DEATH WISH!!!!

Yami: Oh Marik~! Come out and play~! Hahah.

Everyone: !!!!!

Angel: I'll do it

Everyone: WHAT?!?! YOU'LL DIE!!!

Angel: I'm sure Yami will listen to me guys, better then Bakura doing so who might die if he does :P

Bakura: ABOUT BLOODY TIME SOMEONE CARES ABOUT ME! ANGEL YOUR SO SWEET! :D

Yugi: I wish you luck....Plz be safe!!! TT^TT

Joey and Tristan: If you die, can we have your video games?!?!

Duke: What the hell you two?!?!?

Bakura and Marik: YOUR NEXT YOU TWO!!!

~Angel goes to calm Yami down by giving him a Snickers bar~

Angel: Better now?

Yami: Much better! :D

Joey: Man! I wanted her games!!!

Mat: REALLY?!?!?!

Mai: >:(

Tristan: Joey...!!!

Joey: Oh I mean, YAY ANGEL IS STILL HERE WITH US!! :D

Mat: Nice save dumbass!

Tristan and Duke: LMAO!!!

Duke: SOOOO changing his contact name to that!!

Bakura: SAME!! XD

Joey: HEY!!!!

Yugi: Well, you did have a blonde moment Joey...

Mai: LOL!!

~Everyone expect Joey, Yugi, Tea and Angel changing Joey's name~

Jesse: I just saw the message with Sonic....Has Marik been watching anime again??

Mat: Yeah, that's because of me so now Marik is saying 'gotta go fast!' all the time! I did it so he could annoy Kaiba :D

Marik: It's so much to annoy Kaiba XD

Kaiba: SO IT WAS YOU!!!

Mat: Uh oh...I forgot he was in here...

Mai: Really? *face palms*

Tea: Your joking right?

Joey: NOW WHO HAS BLONDE MOMENTS NOW?!?!

Yugi and Yami: Still you Joey :P

Tristan: Yeah

Bakura: Pretty much

Angel: Why don't we all meet up for dinner? We can go out! ^.^

Everyone: Yes!!! :D

Mat: Good! KAIBA IS PAYING!!!

Kaiba: HEY!! Do I look like I have a lot of money?!

Everyone: Dumbass!!! YOU ARE RICH!!!

Kaiba: Oh yeah, I am!

Joey: Let's all just meet up already?!

Everyone: Sounds good!

Angel: Okay! Meet me, Mat, Mai, Tea, Ishzui and Serenity at the pizza place!

All the boys: You got it!

~After all the messed up texts and fights, the gang went to eat and had a pretty fun day!~

Sonic: Hey, don't forget about me! *Grabs Joey's pizza and runs off*

Joey: HEY!! GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA YOU DAMN BLUE CAT!!!

Sonic: I'm not a cat, I'm a hedgehog Blondie!!!

Everyone: LMAO!!!

~Everyone expect Joey that is~

OMG! This was so hard to write while trying so hard not to laugh XD Anyways~! Please feel free to leave comments and tell me what you think! ^^ I hope you lovely readers enjoy~! <3 Thank you sis for help!!! :D Till next time!! :D