Some of these credit to my school friends
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Yugo: Hey... Can we fuck tonight again? My new girlfriend sucks...
Yuzu: IVE STAYED WITH U FOR TOO LONG!
Yugo: Sooo... That's a no?
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Yugo: Hey babe.... I saw from ur Facebook that ur home alone again...
Serena: .... Aaand?
Yugo: I'm on my way as soon as u ask 😘 I'll bring the condoms if u want.... Unless u wanna get real rough ;)
Serena: I'm pretty sure u need a dick to use a condom
Yugo: So? I have a big one ;)
Serena: Having a big dick doesn't count if u are one
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Grace: No...
Yugo: Whut? But me and Yuya are basically the same guy.
Grace: And? He's my boyfriend....
Yugo: U know it's called cheating? Right?
Grace: The only thing I'd ever cheat for is on tests...
Yugo: ...... Well.... What does he have that I don't?
Grace: A dick
Yugo: BITCH
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Yugo: Wanna do something dirty on snapchat? I'm in the bath right now ;)
Rin: Only if it's holy water ur bathing in...
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Yugo: I'm hungry ;)
Gloria: Me too I haven't eaten in days thanks to stupid fucking Leo...
Yugo: Wanna have my sausage?
Gloria: .... I'm a vegetarian....
(OOOO! I THOUGHT OF A GOOD ONE WITH GLORIA!)
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Yugo: Hey, wanna have sex? ;)
Gloria: Sorry I'm gay
Yugo: .............
Gloria: GAYNOR!
Gloria:

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(......... Get it?)
(Agh fuck that.......
.....
Fuck that hard XD)
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Yugo: If u had me alone in a dark room for an hour, what would u do? ;)
Rin: Try and find a light switch....
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Yuya: AHHHHH! I HAVE RABIES! HELP!
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Yugo: I wanna fill u up 😘
Serena: With what? Nightmares? .... Mission accomplished.
Yugo: Huh....
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Yugo: Wanna see a big dick? ;) I'm very kinky today....
Rin: I already saw ur selfie tho....
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JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS 290 WORDS FILLED WITH YUGO AND HIS FUCKING DICK! FUCK!
DID YUZU GET THAT HENTAI FINALLY BUT GAVE IT RO YUGO?!?! OR DOES SHE STILL HAVE SHOPPING PROBLEMS AND GAVE YUGO MORE HENTAI!
I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW ANYMORE!