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The Burger King world (Aka Yuri talks to girls

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Sorry but this book has been copyrighted because of:
*Coping Characters catchphrase
*We recently found out the author is a slut
Man, I really like ruining my life...
Anyways, here is book two for a,l those amazing people :) Like always these books contain cursing, Nudity references- wait you don't care? Fine m8.....
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Yuri: Ugh, so many crappy jobs...
Yuzu: Yup..
Masumi: Hello, woman prono name
Yuri: Yuri?
Masumi: Oh my god he said it....
Yuri: The first job I had, Burger King... I think I was... 17?
Yuri: Back then I never wanted to call it Burger King so I just said "The BK Lounge".
Yuri: So, Yuto he was the manager....
Yuzu: Wait, isn't he still the manager?
Yuri: President of Switzerland....
Yuri: But, when I found out Yuto was the manager I thought THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!







Yuri: He ended up being a major dick....
Yuri: HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE BURGER KING!
Yuri: HE SUCKED!
Masumi: Your not amusing....
Yuri: He would put me on drive thru every night
Yuri: Why do people have to scream in the drive thru? :'(
Yuri: So, it's modern technology... I have my headphones on, some guy comes and uses the drive through... Let me just show you what they do...



Yuri: "WHOOOPPPER!!!!GIVE ME THE WHOPPPER! PORRRRNNNN! EXTRA PORN ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!! HAPPY MEALS!!!!!!!! MY COCK!!!!!!"
Masumi: Not amusing....
Yuzu:

[A gif or video was added here in a newer version of Wattpad. Update now to see.]

Masumi: What am I looking at O-O
Yuzu: Yugo on drugs...
Yuri: Like, im sorry Chubabca can you stop screaming? My ears are bleeding!😅
Yuri: "GIVE ME MY PORRRNNN!!! KIMS ASSSS!!!! *tentacle noises* DAT SWEET ASS!!!!!"
Yuri: The next car comes up, this is what she says..... "I LIKE FRIES MOTHER FUCKER!"
Yuri: "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BITCHES?!?!?!?! FREE BON JOVI CDS!!!!! MORE BACKSTREET BOYS FOR ME THO!!!!!!!!" Like srsly.....
Yuri: But when people don't talk loud enough is what drove me crazy....


Yuri: They were like.... "MmmmmUhavepickles?Dapickles?Givehmedapickles?mmmmmSause.... Sweetsaucealllovermy body.......Sweetsauceallovermypussy..... MMMM yesssss.... Dapicklesineedthatpickles..... And the cheese seee..... Isthereafreehookerwiththay? Mmmmmmmmmm Pickklesssss..... And the chessseee  Insertthepickleinmypussy..... Sweetsauceallovermypussy....

---HiragiYuzu left---
Masumi: Im offended....
---???Mausmi left---
Yuri: ..... Hello darkness my old friend....
Yuri: I want to talk with you again....
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I realized a nice variety of these texts seem like stand up comedy..... I should stop doing that XD Or make a spee rate book for that....

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Definitely a separate book for that......

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Sweetsauceallovermybody.... Mmmmmm and the pickles!!!!!!!!!

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