Go's Son: DADDY TELL ME A BEDD STORWY!
Yugo: Once upon a time, there was a fat slut, named Yuri... Not UR uncle
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And he was a big fat slut! Like a major, major major major MAJOR MAJOR MaJoR one. He was also a big fan of some guy named Viktor.
Which is motto was,
Viktor: IM JAKE FROM STATE FARM!
Girl: GOOD FOR U!!!!
And one day he was in a Ice Skating competition.
And he won.... Like always...
Viktor: NEWSFLASH: IM TOTALLY FUCKING GAY!
Yuri: YAAAAAAAY!
Yuri: FUCK ME DADDY!
Viktor: OK!
~😏🌽~😫~😉😫💦👅~👪~💞|❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️~~~~~~~~~~~~
(XD)
the next day, Yuri had a child (10/10 fanfic bro) and he called Viktor...
Yuri: Honey.... I'm carrying your child...
Viktor: Sorry I'm jake from State Farm, and I see your calling me at 3 AM in the morning ;)
Then.... They banged 10 more times... The end....
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Yugo: So YUSAKU, what did u think?
YUSAKU: ...... What is sex, cunt, cum Jake From State Farm,  fuck, and gay?"
Serena: DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID?!
Yugo: HUNNY NONONOONONONONONONO I DID NOT MAKE A SEX FANFICTION AGAIN I SWEAR-
Serena: -____________________-

The next day YUSAKU became just like his step-dad