Yuya: More?
YUGO: UGH FUCK U STOP  SUEING ME!
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Death Note episode 1!
~HIGHWAY TO HELL!~
SATAN STUFF!
DEATH GODS! OH YEAH PLOT!
SharkHuman: ....... Plot....
----IN A COMPLETELY NOT GONNA DIE PLANET :)
Light: GRRR STUPID KIDS PLAYING NINTENDOS!!!
Teacher: Light, please shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Light: *stands up* STFU!
Light: *sit back down*
Light: *Looks at window* Ah~ I love being a Main Character!
Light: I get front window seats!
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Yuya: Why is his name even light?
Yugo: CUZ THE CREATORS ARE CRETIVE NOW STFU!
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Light: *notices black notebook* HOLY SHIT! A TOTALLY RIGHT NOW USELESS OBJECT BUT IS SOO IMPORTANT AND THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS FALLING!
Light: ..... ITS A BOMB ISNT IT! O-O
DN: *falls on ground*

Light: I need 2 pick black book up!
DN: RACIST!
~Later~
Light: Making my way around school, with my bitch!
Lights thoughts: EY!
Light: CUZ I'm lazy and it's gonna make me a sandwich! *picks DN up*
Light: ? Death note? Psh, That name sucks! *puts sticky note on it with a new name written on it*
Light: DIE- Ary is waaaay better! Everyone knows that! *Opens DN*
DN:  I KILL PEOPLE!
Light: :D ILL PRETEND IM A SUPOORHERO!
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News: LOL BAD GUY! NEWS STUFF! MONKEY D.ICK LUSTY! WOOO REFERENCES!
News: BAD GUY NAME IS LEO AKABA!
Light: Ah man, that's sad. I should write about it in my Die-ary!
Light starts writing!:
Dear Die-Ary, some guy was a very bad boy, name Leo AKABA or somethin', now he's in e bad boy corner in a time out for.... About 3 years. Yeah.
     -Light Yamigami
(Yami means darkness in Japanese)
(I think u already know that tho)
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News: BREAKING NEWS! the BAD GUY AND EVERYONE WHO WORKS IN THIS NEWS OFFICE IS NOW DEAD!
Light: ....Wow...
*starts raining*
Light: .... Shit....
SharkHuman: Oh.... Hey... That's my book. Tsk like, yeah biotch
Shark human: I'm a God of death, so... I'll fuck u to death or whatever if u don't give it to me...
Light: I'm.... Not even 18 yet so....
Shark human: Yeah I don't give a shit get prepared to get raped bitch.
Sharkhuman: Oh yeah! Wait...
Shark human: Cuz of plot... *eats Apple that suddenly appeared with magic*
Shark human: U keep Death No-
Light: DIE-ARY!
Shark human: K bye!
Sharkhuman: Oh btw, tell ur mom her ol' Prom date was here.
Light: MUM! ULD PRUM DATE HERE!
L mom: WHHHAAA?!?! ASH KETCHUM?!?!
Shark human: Agh, wrong lady I'll never find her....